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#10 - tyrathius (08/22/2012) [-]
I would turn everyone into ******** .

Sexy ******** .
#85 to #10 - hillko (08/23/2012) [-]
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#40 to #10 - caesarslegion (08/23/2012) [-]
Then no one would have sex with you.
User avatar #55 to #40 - SgtBaha (08/23/2012) [-]
implying tyrathius is male
User avatar #56 to #55 - caesarslegion (08/23/2012) [-]
There are no females on the internet.
#74 to #56 - SgtBaha (08/23/2012) [-]
True. True.
#43 to #40 - robotcomander ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
what is that picture from
User avatar #44 to #43 - caesarslegion (08/23/2012) [-]
It's Lassybot-3000.
#45 to #44 - robotcomander ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
from? (besides russia)
User avatar #46 to #45 - caesarslegion (08/23/2012) [-]
It was a Russian experiment in the cold war, you know that video of the Russian's reviving the severed dog head? That was part of the experiment for the picture.
#47 to #46 - robotcomander ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
I've never seen a video of a Russian revving a dogs head
User avatar #48 to #47 - caesarslegion (08/23/2012) [-]
Oh man, look it up. These Russians revived a severed dog head.
#49 to #48 - robotcomander ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
is it on Youtube?!
User avatar #50 to #49 - caesarslegion (08/23/2012) [-]
I think so.
#34 to #10 - zsabber (08/23/2012) [-]
but then there would be no dicks!
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User avatar #13 to #10 - fenriroflolbot (08/22/2012) [-]
That's ******* genius!

We wouldn't be able to reproduce, but I think that's a pretty decent trade off.
User avatar #16 to #13 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
no, it is possible for women to reproduce asexually but it would just need some extra help, by putting the necessary genetic code into the egg you could make a baby, the sperm cell is just a way of carrying that
User avatar #86 to #16 - ilovehitler (08/23/2012) [-]
Being ******* doesn't stop them from being able to reproduce.
They just may not enjoy it. But how, when faced with the survival of the species, does enjoyment factor in?
There would be a law that every women has to have a child, and if they cannot find a suitable mate, they will be raped.
User avatar #88 to #86 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
he was talking about changing everyone to sexy ******** , no exceptions
User avatar #89 to #88 - ilovehitler (08/23/2012) [-]
Ah, I thought he was only talking about the female population...
Shame. A rape law would be interesting.
#90 to #89 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
yeah, but with my sense of right and wrong that I would ever be able to rape someone and then live with the guilt, I have seen how it breaks people, it is one of the worst things I have ever seen.

sorry for the feels take a happy hedgehog to lighten the mood
User avatar #92 to #90 - ilovehitler (08/23/2012) [-]
Hmm. Morality doesn't have much role in saving a species, though. And any species with a rape law would likely have it due to a lack of population.
User avatar #93 to #92 - ilovehitler (08/23/2012) [-]
Clarifying last bit,

A lack of population or lack of population willing to bare children.
User avatar #95 to #93 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
well what could happen is that he could reverse the statistics of straight and homosexual women thus leaving a sizable demographic of the population still being straight and thus allowing for the population to survive, if not for long
User avatar #29 to #16 - fenriroflolbot (08/23/2012) [-]
Awesome! Now we just need to find a genie or some **** ...
User avatar #32 to #29 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
that or a scientist
User avatar #253 to #32 - fenriroflolbot (08/25/2012) [-]
GET ON IT SCIENTISTS!
#39 to #32 - icytime (08/23/2012) [-]
Or we could just wish for everyone to be IMMORTAL sexy 						********					!
Or we could just wish for everyone to be IMMORTAL sexy ******** !
User avatar #51 to #39 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
I LIKE THIS GUY!!! I only see one flaw in that logic tho, what about the ********
User avatar #52 to #51 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
or in this case, bitches
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#19 to #16 - anonymous (08/23/2012) [-]
vandread did it, cant be that hard
User avatar #20 to #19 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
no its just isolating a strand of DNA and putting it into a form with which the egg will read
and then we have needles that are able to pierce the egg
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