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#10 - tyrathius (08/22/2012) [-]
I would turn everyone into lesbians.

Sexy lesbians.
#85 to #10 - hillko (08/23/2012) [-]
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#40 to #10 - caesarslegion (08/23/2012) [-]
Then no one would have sex with you.
User avatar #55 to #40 - SgtBaha (08/23/2012) [-]
implying tyrathius is male
User avatar #56 to #55 - caesarslegion (08/23/2012) [-]
There are no females on the internet.
#74 to #56 - SgtBaha (08/23/2012) [-]
True. True.
#43 to #40 - robotcomander ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
what is that picture from
User avatar #44 to #43 - caesarslegion (08/23/2012) [-]
It's Lassybot-3000.
#45 to #44 - robotcomander ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
from? (besides russia)
User avatar #46 to #45 - caesarslegion (08/23/2012) [-]
It was a Russian experiment in the cold war, you know that video of the Russian's reviving the severed dog head? That was part of the experiment for the picture.
#47 to #46 - robotcomander ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
I've never seen a video of a Russian revving a dogs head
User avatar #48 to #47 - caesarslegion (08/23/2012) [-]
Oh man, look it up. These Russians revived a severed dog head.
#49 to #48 - robotcomander ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
is it on Youtube?!
User avatar #50 to #49 - caesarslegion (08/23/2012) [-]
I think so.
#34 to #10 - zsabber (08/23/2012) [-]
but then there would be no dicks!
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User avatar #13 to #10 - fenriroflolbot (08/22/2012) [-]
That's fucking genius!

We wouldn't be able to reproduce, but I think that's a pretty decent trade off.
User avatar #16 to #13 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
no, it is possible for women to reproduce asexually but it would just need some extra help, by putting the necessary genetic code into the egg you could make a baby, the sperm cell is just a way of carrying that
User avatar #86 to #16 - ilovehitler (08/23/2012) [-]
Being lesbian doesn't stop them from being able to reproduce.
They just may not enjoy it. But how, when faced with the survival of the species, does enjoyment factor in?
There would be a law that every women has to have a child, and if they cannot find a suitable mate, they will be raped.
User avatar #88 to #86 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
he was talking about changing everyone to sexy lesbians, no exceptions
User avatar #89 to #88 - ilovehitler (08/23/2012) [-]
Ah, I thought he was only talking about the female population...
Shame. A rape law would be interesting.
#90 to #89 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
yeah, but with my sense of right and wrong that I would ever be able to rape someone and then live with the guilt, I have seen how it breaks people, it is one of the worst things I have ever seen.

sorry for the feels take a happy hedgehog to lighten the mood
User avatar #92 to #90 - ilovehitler (08/23/2012) [-]
Hmm. Morality doesn't have much role in saving a species, though. And any species with a rape law would likely have it due to a lack of population.
User avatar #93 to #92 - ilovehitler (08/23/2012) [-]
Clarifying last bit,

A lack of population or lack of population willing to bare children.
User avatar #95 to #93 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
well what could happen is that he could reverse the statistics of straight and homosexual women thus leaving a sizable demographic of the population still being straight and thus allowing for the population to survive, if not for long
User avatar #29 to #16 - fenriroflolbot (08/23/2012) [-]
Awesome! Now we just need to find a genie or some shit...
User avatar #32 to #29 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
that or a scientist
User avatar #253 to #32 - fenriroflolbot (08/25/2012) [-]
GET ON IT SCIENTISTS!
#39 to #32 - icytime (08/23/2012) [-]
Or we could just wish for everyone to be IMMORTAL sexy lesbians!
Or we could just wish for everyone to be IMMORTAL sexy lesbians!
User avatar #51 to #39 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
I LIKE THIS GUY!!! I only see one flaw in that logic tho, what about the assholes
User avatar #52 to #51 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
or in this case, bitches
#19 to #16 - anonymous (08/23/2012) [-]
vandread did it, cant be that hard
User avatar #20 to #19 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
no its just isolating a strand of DNA and putting it into a form with which the egg will read
and then we have needles that are able to pierce the egg
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