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    #10 - tyrathius
    Reply+44
    (08/22/2012)[-]
    I would turn everyone into lesbians.   
   
Sexy lesbians.
    I would turn everyone into lesbians.

    Sexy lesbians.
    #85 to #10 - hillko
    Reply0
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    Comment Picture
    #40 to #10 - caesarslegion
    Reply+2
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    Then no one would have sex with you.
    Then no one would have sex with you.
    User avatar#55 to #40 - SgtBaha
    Reply0
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    implying tyrathius is male
    User avatar#56 to #55 - caesarslegion
    Reply0
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    There are no females on the internet.
    #74 to #56 - SgtBaha
    Reply0
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    True. True.
    True. True.
    User avatar#43 to #40 - robotcomander
    Reply0
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    what is that picture from
    User avatar#44 to #43 - caesarslegion
    Reply0
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    It's Lassybot-3000.
    User avatar#45 to #44 - robotcomander
    Reply0
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    from? (besides russia)
    User avatar#46 to #45 - caesarslegion
    Reply0
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    It was a Russian experiment in the cold war, you know that video of the Russian's reviving the severed dog head? That was part of the experiment for the picture.
    User avatar#47 to #46 - robotcomander
    Reply0
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    I've never seen a video of a Russian revving a dogs head
    User avatar#48 to #47 - caesarslegion
    Reply0
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    Oh man, look it up. These Russians revived a severed dog head.
    User avatar#49 to #48 - robotcomander
    Reply0
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    is it on Youtube?!
    User avatar#50 to #49 - caesarslegion
    Reply0
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    I think so.
    #34 to #10 - zsabber
    Reply0
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    but then there would be no dicks!
    #18 to #10 - gdeadpoolmod**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#13 to #10 - fenriroflolbot
    Reply+17
    (08/22/2012)[-]
    That's ******* genius!

    We wouldn't be able to reproduce, but I think that's a pretty decent trade off.
    User avatar#16 to #13 - instakill
    Reply0
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    no, it is possible for women to reproduce asexually but it would just need some extra help, by putting the necessary genetic code into the egg you could make a baby, the sperm cell is just a way of carrying that
    #86 to #16 - ilovehitler
    Reply+2
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    Being lesbian doesn't stop them from being able to reproduce.
    They just may not enjoy it. But how, when faced with the survival of the species, does enjoyment factor in?
    There would be a law that every women has to have a child, and if they cannot find a suitable mate, they will be raped.
    User avatar#88 to #86 - instakill
    Reply0
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    he was talking about changing everyone to sexy lesbians, no exceptions
    #89 to #88 - ilovehitler
    Reply0
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    Ah, I thought he was only talking about the female population...
    Shame. A rape law would be interesting.
    #90 to #89 - instakill
    Reply0
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    yeah, but with my sense of right and wrong that I would ever be able to rape someone and then live with the guilt, I have seen how it breaks people, it is one of the worst things I have ever seen.   
   
sorry for the feels take a happy hedgehog to lighten the mood
    yeah, but with my sense of right and wrong that I would ever be able to rape someone and then live with the guilt, I have seen how it breaks people, it is one of the worst things I have ever seen.

    sorry for the feels take a happy hedgehog to lighten the mood
    #92 to #90 - ilovehitler
    Reply0
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    Hmm. Morality doesn't have much role in saving a species, though. And any species with a rape law would likely have it due to a lack of population.
    #93 to #92 - ilovehitler
    Reply0
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    Clarifying last bit,

    A lack of population or lack of population willing to bare children.
    User avatar#95 to #93 - instakill
    Reply0
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    well what could happen is that he could reverse the statistics of straight and homosexual women thus leaving a sizable demographic of the population still being straight and thus allowing for the population to survive, if not for long
    User avatar#29 to #16 - fenriroflolbot
    Reply0
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    Awesome! Now we just need to find a genie or some ****...
    User avatar#32 to #29 - instakill
    Reply0
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    that or a scientist
    User avatar#253 to #32 - fenriroflolbot
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    GET ON IT SCIENTISTS!
    #39 to #32 - icytime
    Reply+6
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    Or we could just wish for everyone to be IMMORTAL sexy lesbians!
    Or we could just wish for everyone to be IMMORTAL sexy lesbians!
    User avatar#51 to #39 - instakill
    Reply0
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    I LIKE THIS GUY!!! I only see one flaw in that logic tho, what about the assholes
    User avatar#52 to #51 - instakill
    Reply0
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    or in this case, bitches
    #19 to #16 - anon id: 6e12f6d2
    Reply0
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    vandread did it, cant be that hard
    User avatar#20 to #19 - instakill
    Reply0
    (08/23/2012)[-]
    no its just isolating a strand of DNA and putting it into a form with which the egg will read
    and then we have needles that are able to pierce the egg
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