no its just isolating a strand of DNA and putting - #63548095 added by instakill at What would you change?

#10 - tyrathius

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(08/22/2012)[-]

I would turn everyone into lesbians.

Sexy lesbians.

#85 to #10 - hillko

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(08/23/2012)[-]

#40 to #10 - caesarslegion

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(08/23/2012)[-]

Then no one would have sex with you.

#55 to #40 - SgtBaha

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(08/23/2012)[-]

implying tyrathius is male

#56 to #55 - caesarslegion

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(08/23/2012)[-]

There are no females on the internet.

#74 to #56 - SgtBaha

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(08/23/2012)[-]

True. True.

#43 to #40 - robotcomander

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(08/23/2012)[-]

what is that picture from

#44 to #43 - caesarslegion

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(08/23/2012)[-]

It's Lassybot-3000.

#45 to #44 - robotcomander

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(08/23/2012)[-]

from? (besides russia)

#46 to #45 - caesarslegion

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(08/23/2012)[-]

It was a Russian experiment in the cold war, you know that video of the Russian's reviving the severed dog head? That was part of the experiment for the picture.

#47 to #46 - robotcomander

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(08/23/2012)[-]

I've never seen a video of a Russian revving a dogs head

#48 to #47 - caesarslegion

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(08/23/2012)[-]

Oh man, look it up. These Russians revived a severed dog head.

#49 to #48 - robotcomander

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(08/23/2012)[-]

is it on Youtube?!

#50 to #49 - caesarslegion

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(08/23/2012)[-]

I think so.

#34 to #10 - zsabber

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(08/23/2012)[-]

but then there would be no dicks!

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#13 to #10 - fenriroflolbot

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(08/22/2012)[-]

That's ******* genius!

We wouldn't be able to reproduce, but I think that's a pretty decent trade off.

#16 to #13 - instakill

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(08/23/2012)[-]

no, it is possible for women to reproduce asexually but it would just need some extra help, by putting the necessary genetic code into the egg you could make a baby, the sperm cell is just a way of carrying that

#86 to #16 - ilovehitler

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(08/23/2012)[-]

Being lesbian doesn't stop them from being able to reproduce.
They just may not enjoy it. But how, when faced with the survival of the species, does enjoyment factor in?
There would be a law that every women has to have a child, and if they cannot find a suitable mate, they will be raped.

#88 to #86 - instakill

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(08/23/2012)[-]

he was talking about changing everyone to sexy lesbians, no exceptions

#89 to #88 - ilovehitler

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(08/23/2012)[-]

Ah, I thought he was only talking about the female population...
Shame. A rape law would be interesting.

#90 to #89 - instakill

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(08/23/2012)[-]

yeah, but with my sense of right and wrong that I would ever be able to rape someone and then live with the guilt, I have seen how it breaks people, it is one of the worst things I have ever seen.

sorry for the feels take a happy hedgehog to lighten the mood

#92 to #90 - ilovehitler

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(08/23/2012)[-]

Hmm. Morality doesn't have much role in saving a species, though. And any species with a rape law would likely have it due to a lack of population.

#93 to #92 - ilovehitler

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(08/23/2012)[-]

Clarifying last bit,

A lack of population or lack of population willing to bare children.

#95 to #93 - instakill

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(08/23/2012)[-]

well what could happen is that he could reverse the statistics of straight and homosexual women thus leaving a sizable demographic of the population still being straight and thus allowing for the population to survive, if not for long

#29 to #16 - fenriroflolbot

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(08/23/2012)[-]

Awesome! Now we just need to find a genie or some ****...

#32 to #29 - instakill

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(08/23/2012)[-]

that or a scientist

#253 to #32 - fenriroflolbot

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(08/25/2012)[-]

GET ON IT SCIENTISTS!

#39 to #32 - icytime

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(08/23/2012)[-]

Or we could just wish for everyone to be IMMORTAL sexy lesbians!

#51 to #39 - instakill

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(08/23/2012)[-]

I LIKE THIS GUY!!! I only see one flaw in that logic tho, what about the assholes

#52 to #51 - instakill

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(08/23/2012)[-]

or in this case, bitches

#19 to #16 - anon id: 6e12f6d2

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(08/23/2012)[-]

vandread did it, cant be that hard

#20 to #19 - instakill

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(08/23/2012)[-]

no its just isolating a strand of DNA and putting it into a form with which the egg will read
and then we have needles that are able to pierce the egg