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When I try to babysit..
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#30
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xsap (08/21/2012) [+]
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kids these days don't understand the wrong from the right...
when i was a kid i was scared to go down a slide because i might fall but kids today are like "YOLO im not even gonna slide down im just gonna jump head first" and then they died.. The End
when i was a kid i was scared to go down a slide because i might fall but kids today are like "YOLO im not even gonna slide down im just gonna jump head first" and then they died.. The End
I love this, great animation, should really be under the art channel though.
type birdboxstudio on youtube for more awesome animations
youtu.be/1w4FJCcZTKU this one is my personal favorite :D
youtu.be/1w4FJCcZTKU this one is my personal favorite :D
#42
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MrDuck (08/21/2012) [-]
>17 years old
>Just started babysitting for this seemingly normal family and their very strange son
>His name is "Nathaniel" and goes to an "alternative school" because he's bad as fuck and lacks basic social skills
>One night his parents call me on short notice and ask me to babysit him so they can go to some charity ball
>I arrive at the house and the little fucker is sitting right there staring right the fuck at me
>I try my best to be nice to this weirdo as I go through his nighttime to-do list. He says nothing to me just stares at me blankly
>An hour later he's finally settled in bed and I SEE this fucker go to sleep. I turn on his nightlight and I shut the room door and I continue to the living room.
>15 minutes later I hear a muffled rustling in his room. I go to check what the muffling was and I'll never forget what I saw next
>The wall in the hallway was smeared with Branston Pickle and some other sort of weird brown goo (I'm assuming it was nutella.) There are little neanderthal cave paintings of I don't know two fucks what it was. There were tiny Nathaniel shaped hand prints everywhere, even on the beautiful carpet.
>I follow the drawings like Indiana Jones trying to find the Crystal skull of fuck ups. When I open the door to his parents' room I see that everything has been ransacked and covered in finger-paint and pickle. The room reeks of piss. Nathaniel is sitting their waiting for me in his "Lord of the Flies" style dress equipped with Spider-man knickers, shirtless, and smeared with finger paint.
>He shoots me a pleading look begging me not to call his mum and dad. I'm still in shock from the whole event that when I do, I just keep telling them to come home and see what fuckery this spawn of Lucifer has done.
>His parents come home and his mom immediately breaks down into tears.
>He hands me a fistful of twenties and asks me to go politely. I leave asking no questions.
>I've never seen Nathaniel to this day. Apparently he went to military school
>Just started babysitting for this seemingly normal family and their very strange son
>His name is "Nathaniel" and goes to an "alternative school" because he's bad as fuck and lacks basic social skills
>One night his parents call me on short notice and ask me to babysit him so they can go to some charity ball
>I arrive at the house and the little fucker is sitting right there staring right the fuck at me
>I try my best to be nice to this weirdo as I go through his nighttime to-do list. He says nothing to me just stares at me blankly
>An hour later he's finally settled in bed and I SEE this fucker go to sleep. I turn on his nightlight and I shut the room door and I continue to the living room.
>15 minutes later I hear a muffled rustling in his room. I go to check what the muffling was and I'll never forget what I saw next
>The wall in the hallway was smeared with Branston Pickle and some other sort of weird brown goo (I'm assuming it was nutella.) There are little neanderthal cave paintings of I don't know two fucks what it was. There were tiny Nathaniel shaped hand prints everywhere, even on the beautiful carpet.
>I follow the drawings like Indiana Jones trying to find the Crystal skull of fuck ups. When I open the door to his parents' room I see that everything has been ransacked and covered in finger-paint and pickle. The room reeks of piss. Nathaniel is sitting their waiting for me in his "Lord of the Flies" style dress equipped with Spider-man knickers, shirtless, and smeared with finger paint.
>He shoots me a pleading look begging me not to call his mum and dad. I'm still in shock from the whole event that when I do, I just keep telling them to come home and see what fuckery this spawn of Lucifer has done.
>His parents come home and his mom immediately breaks down into tears.
>He hands me a fistful of twenties and asks me to go politely. I leave asking no questions.
>I've never seen Nathaniel to this day. Apparently he went to military school
#39
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savyx (08/21/2012) [-]
**savyx rolled a random image posted in comment #580849 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
#33
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happyflowerkid (08/21/2012) [-]
**happyflowerkid rolled a random image posted in comment #46790 at Item Discussion ** mfw i have to babysit