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#4 - rfeliz

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(08/01/2012) [-]

He's not the one who popped the boner...

#11 to #4 - vanhoutte

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(08/01/2012) [-]

totally read that in his voice. Lol'd vigorously

#7 - BlahDude

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#8 to #7 - koocluks

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(08/01/2012) [-]

who is that

#9 to #8 - ivoryhammer

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(08/01/2012) [-]

Stephen Colbert

#10 to #9 - koocluks

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(08/01/2012) [-]

gee thanks

#12 to #10 - YoDawgIHeardU

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(08/01/2012) [-]

haha its Olivia Wilde

#16 to #9 - have

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#25 to #16 - rokkarokkaali

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(08/02/2012) [-]

You must have regretted that username.

#29 to #25 - have

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(08/02/2012) [-]

I do now, I probably would of responded early but my notifications are currently being flooded as we speak

#30 to #29 - rokkarokkaali

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(08/02/2012) [-]

Is it just "have"
or does haven't work?
Does it have to be only the word or is it the 4 letters next to each other that starts it?

#31 to #30 - have

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(08/02/2012) [-]

Just the 4 letters next to each other, you'd be surprised how many people on funnyjunk use the word 'have' in conversation...

#70 to #31 - amaezin

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(08/02/2012) [-]

does it give you more than one notification if someone says have twice? Have. Have. Have.
have have

#5 - thernandez

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#71 to #5 - jorgedemuerte

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#20 to #5 - Kirbyman

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#17 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account**

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#52 to #17 - CXJokerXD

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#2 - sexypandas

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#41 - urghseventysix

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#56 to #41 - alarmdemon

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(08/02/2012) [-]

whats that meme called?

#61 to #56 - darthblam

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(08/02/2012) [-]

It's not a meme... it's just... James Holmes.

#75 to #61 - stillanonymous

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(08/02/2012) [-]

the joker*

#37 - ilynchniggers

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(08/02/2012) [-]

Wow, what do you know, more heterosexuality on TV. I'm so sick and tired of only seeing man and woman relationships in cartoons and ****. Seriously, kids need to learn that homosexuality is just as normal as heterosexuality. In fact, they should make all cartoons have the main characters be gay so that kids will learn to accept homosexuality. Seriously, there's WAY too heterosexuality on TV that it's brainwashing kids into believing that being straight is the only way to be. I'm also sick of being denied my rights. Like seriously, it's 2012, and homosexuals are still not allowed to get married? And America is supposed to be the "land of the free." What a load of ********. I'm also sick of how heterosexuals think they're better than us homosexuals. I'm like **** you, if people want to be gay that's their choice, so ******* deal with it. TL;DR Gay people are oppressed and the American government is run by communist heterosexuals.

#62 to #37 - xbananamanz

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(08/02/2012) [-]

FAG

#64 to #37 - redclover

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(08/02/2012) [-]

would you be happy to know that the gaming industry is more gay-friendly than the other media outlets?

Most high-brow games are starting to feature lgbt characters in important roles.

I realize you are just a troll, but this information is being provided for others who may actually share some of the sentiment you expressed in your post.

#102 to #64 - anon id: b30ef705

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(08/02/2012) [-]

Uh...yea right....

Media has a lot of pro-gay ****. A lot more then the game industry.
And a lot of game industry's make fun of gay characters, heck i'm fine with that as long as it's funny.

Loved to kill the gay guy in gta iv all the time before I actually completed the mission for him.

#72 to #64 - alistious

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(08/02/2012) [-]

Yeah not sure if you played Guild Wars 2, but in one of the main Sylvari quest (the green knight on i think) there is a gay couple. I thought that was kinda cool. NOT THAT I'M A QUEER OR NOTHING! **** it everyone's a little gay anyways amirite?

#84 to #72 - darthblam

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(08/02/2012) [-]

But.. they're plants that are born from the same living thing... how and why would they be attracted to each other?

#87 to #84 - redclover

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Sylvari are born without genders. They only have an appearance of gender.
Since Sylvari cannot reproduce (the only means of birthing new Sylvari is for them to be born from the Pale Tree) then their apparent gender is actually meaningless.

Also, Sylvari believe love transcends any boundaries that the other races may find odd. They fall in love without whoever they want (other races, same gender, etc.) They do not understand the restrictions that the other races have placed on matters such as love.

#91 to #87 - darthblam

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Although I don't play GW2 and may not ever play it, (I've only read about it to see if it would interest me) this story for the Sylvari sounds like a load of ********. ******* fantasy things making up creatures that don't make any sense... and it only works because the explanation is "It's magic, I ain't gotta explain ****!"
******* plant people.
I'm not entirely serious about this, please don't judge me too harshly.

#92 to #91 - redclover

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(08/02/2012) [-]

As far as the "IT'S MAGIC, BITCHES!" thing goes, I'm glad that ANET actually gave a decent explanation for it. There's a very long story about why they are genderless and have the slight appearance of being humanoid.

But I too can't stand when games give ******** reasons for things.

#98 to #92 - darthblam

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The only MMO I've really gotten deep into the lore with was WoW ... and that had a pretty cool back story full of lore if I do say so myself. The existence of just about every species and race is explained in some way.
And when it isn't explained.. there are the 2 forms of "IT'S MAGIC!" that explain it.. either the Old Gods did it or the Titans did it. But that rarely happens.

#77 to #72 - redclover

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(08/02/2012) [-]

Caithe.
She's one of the 5 main characters, and the most important to the Sylvari storyline. She is a lesbian, and in love with Faolain, the current leader of the Nightmare Court (the evil guys in the Sylvari story). Caithe herself is a hero, and she left Faolain because of her turning to the dark side of the Dream.

Fun fact, in Caithe's house, there is an open book on her desk. The title is "Long Distance Relationships: 10 Ways to Make It Work"

#78 to #77 - alistious

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Actually i didn't get to far in I mostly just did PvP, but I was actually talking about in the Green Knight story line when that dude comes up to you and says some guy just kicked his boyfriends ass. Cool to know about Caithe though :).

#85 to #78 - redclover

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I didn't play the Sylvari story in the last, I just know it from what is said about their relationship in the 2nd novel and from visiting her house in-game. I'm more of the lore guy (could probably settle a lot of arguments on the gaming board if I ever went there) and didn't play much of the quests during the beta events. Spent most my time searching for hidden gems of info (such as the book, which a few ANET employees actually sent me a tweet saying they were wondering if anyone was gonna find it)

#89 to #85 - alistious

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(08/02/2012) [-]

That's pretty cool dude/lady! I'm usually real into lore as well but i really wanted to try everything there was to offer before I devoted my life to this game....WORTH IT!

#74 to #37 - anon id: b30ef705

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(08/02/2012) [-]

Ugh...faggots on fj again.

#94 to #37 - tiredofannon

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meh, 2 out of 10. Thought you meant it till like, second sentence. Quit reading there.

#42 to #37 - Schiffy

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(08/02/2012) [-]

Hey guys, check this out: The guy with the usermane "*************" has a problem with other people's intolerance. What a butthurt hypocrite!

#44 to #37 - guidoforlife

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(08/02/2012) [-]

your username is "i lynch *******" but you want me to respects your opinion on queers? no thanks.

#48 to #37 - anon id: ec5241d9

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So you're getting butthurt about heterosexuality on TV but you're okay with hanging someone because of their race?
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#101 to #37 - swimmingprodigy

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(08/02/2012) [-]

About 2% of the entire population is homosexual, yet you want to make all TV shows homosexual? That'll just confuse kids because theyll see a man with a man or a woman with a woman on TV and wonder why there's both a mommy AND a daddy in the house

#51 to #37 - darthblam

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(08/02/2012) [-]

Very obvious. While fighting for gay rights may be a nice thing, this guy is definitely not posting this for that reason.

#79 to #51 - anon id: b30ef705

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You'd be surprised at what gay people will blurt out just so they can get what they want.

This clearly isn't a troll.

#81 to #79 - darthblam

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Considering how much contradicting ******** there is in his statement, how unrelated it is to the post, and how his account is brand new, I'll bet this guy is a troll.

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#45 to #37 - trolljunkusa

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Wow, what do you know, more gay people complaining about how little gayness is on TV. I'm so sick and tired of only seeing gay people comment on heterosexuality and ****. Seriously, homosexuals need to learn that kids don't give a ****. In fact, when I was a kid, I didn't care what happened. Seriously, there's WAY too many homos on couches complaining about stuff they shouldn't give a **** about and it's brainwashing the other gays into doing the same. I'm also sick of how homosexuals think everything is opressing them and acting like a ******* feminist. I'm like **** you, if people don't want to shock the **** out of kids, it's their choice, so ******* deal with it. TL;DR Gay person above me is ******* retarded

#63 to #45 - anon id: b30ef705

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It's this era man.

If homosexuals even THINK that you're "hurting" or "oppressing" them when you clearly mean something else. Worse possible case is that some may even call in superior friends of theirs that have power to make your life a bit harder.

Take the actor of the godfather for example.
Before he got famous another actor (male) kissed him in the lips.
First, shocked he punched the man in the jaw instantly breaking it.

And guess what, even after he was clearly just returning the favor of a sexual assault (at least you can say that if you feel violated like that) he was told to stand down by the DIRECTOR himself. He was told that "Things aren't done this way here".

Homosexuals these days clearly have too much power.
I don't mind the ones defending themselves, because I myself don't want to see them hurt...but using that power for other means just angers me.

#57 to #37 - bagofshenanigans

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(08/02/2012) [-]

3/10

Nice try.

#58 to #37 - about

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You want cartoons for children to feature homosexual children around the age of 5-10? How can a child of that age be a homosexual?

There are better ways of getting rid of the oppression gay people such as yourself supposedly suffer from - this is not the way to do it and you are just making yourself look like an ignorant...heterophobe?

#60 to #37 - theblackcrow

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#73 to #37 - paraflax

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I lol'd because you're against racism to gays and your name is *************

#59 to #37 - anon id: 8d6b85e6

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Damn, you aint even a troll, just a ******* joke and you're already bombarded with red thumbs.
I gotta hand it to you though, yer brave.

#55 to #37 - anon id: b30ef705

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(08/02/2012) [-]

This is why I don't support gay marriage.

#50 to #37 - CXJokerXD

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What's up with your username? You might be a troll, but you're are definitely piece of ****.

#47 to #37 - anon id: 053a170d

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But homosexuality simply ISN'T as normal as heterosexuality. That doesn't mean it's wrong, but statistically it's less than 10% of the population. Why would the media try to appeal to this tiny portion when it is so divisive among the rest of the population? And it's not like gays get zero exposure in the media, far from it, and it's only getting more prominent. I'd posit that human culture has never advanced so rapidly as it is currently and that ultimately we'll be better off for it. Put a smile on and stop with the hate.

#95 to #37 - dsendcomics

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#38 to #37 - xalbobx

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You are the Reason gays can't get married! Not you in specific but people like you! Even if gays are allowed to marry everywhere that doesn't mean TV will be equal with gay marriages and straight ones! all it means is gays will be allowed to marry! Now shove it up your ass and high tail it back to gag you butt-hurt faggot!

#43 to #38 - anon id: 8d6b85e6

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****************, do you speak it?

#46 to #43 - xalbobx

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How is any of what he said sarcasm?

#40 to #38 - xalbobx

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(08/02/2012) [-]

*9-gag