because we love you.

Maybe if you would mind explaining your reasons I could give you more precise answer.

Because it's possible to get over whatever problems you're going through and have a fun life, rather than end it prematurely. The only problem that lasts forever is death, it's best not to throw yourself into it.

well... this isn't the right place to ask at all. If I think about it... this is the second worst place after 4chan to ask such things.

But if you want to know my opinion, I'd recomend not to do it. Why?
1) it's painful
2) it hurts
3) it improves nothing
You should probably know that life is something to live for.... but it is not cheap. You have to fight for it. And if you are on the bottom, there is no other way than going up...which is one of the most positive things.
Just try to improve your life.... learn new stuff, meet new people (even some not-serious insulting your friend can make your day better than it ever was), do something refreshing (like kicking thrash bins over). Have you ever considered learning to play a musical instrument? It's a great way to get rid of pressure you know :-)

Also... if you kill yourself, you'll never know who was the phone....

Well you're going to die anyway, so you may as well live the rest of your life through and enjoy iy. Who knows what will happen after you die, so just stick with it and the bad times will pass by. Also, think about someone you love most, and imagine life without them anymore. That's what'll happen if you go through with it. And this goes for everyone contemplating suicide.

Sometimes, random people give the best advice.

Watch Cast Away. That will help a lot.

Or just this specific scene. It has always made me feel better.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaA_fSYfmTQ

Because once you hit rock bottom you can only go up. You were the one who out swam and out muscled the other sperm to your mothers egg, you were the one who was strong enough to develop from a fetus into a newborn, from a newborn into a child, from a child to a teen, etc. You have been fighting your entire life, sure you may be tired of fighting but you know what, so were your ancestors. Yet they still fought everyday so that you could be born, so that you could have the chance to fight for your life. You are privileged to be alive today. It is not because of you that you are alive, no it is because of your ancestors and your parents that you are alive. Do you honestly think that killing yourself would make anything better? No matter how hard life gets, no matter how shitty and hopeless things seem we have to pick ourselves up and keep moving forward. Because thats what you have been doing your whole life, thats what humans have been doing for centuries. You can change any situation, you can do anything you want, you can be whoever you want to be. All you have to do is keep moving forward and never forget that no matter how shitty life gets, there is always something to look forward to. You may not know what that thing is but i promise you that there is something out there that will make you happy even if its for a minute, an hour, or the rest of your life. There are plenty of reasons to live, you just have to find them.

tl;dr You have been fighting your whole life, there is a reason for all that fighting.

Don't do it!
Think of all the reposts you will miss!

because if you kill yourself there will be no boobs left for you to see, no pokemons left to play, and no balls left to scratch.

maybe you should go buy a puppy, or meet someone on eharmony, or something? (don't tell them the whole suicide thing, though.)

If you kill yourself then THEY win. Fuck them

You're seriously asking the internet?