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#38
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formalysithyoda (07/09/2012) [+]
(6 replies)
>be 19 year old boy
>sleep in nothing but boxers and t-shirt
> royal mail come to door at half 10 on Saturday
>wake up from loud knocking at door (of postman)
> go down stairs open door
>postman goes bright red
>knotice i have the biggest boner
> *pokerface.jpg
> say "seems ive also got a package for you"
> sign for package shut door
>never see same postman again
>sleep in nothing but boxers and t-shirt
> royal mail come to door at half 10 on Saturday
>wake up from loud knocking at door (of postman)
> go down stairs open door
>postman goes bright red
>knotice i have the biggest boner
> *pokerface.jpg
> say "seems ive also got a package for you"
> sign for package shut door
>never see same postman again
#14
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imakejewburgers (07/08/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
It's my fucking house, guests can either deal or leave.
#28
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aviatrix (07/09/2012) [+]
(9 replies)
>Walking around my house in a sports bra and PJ pants.
>No electricity, it's hot as fuck.
>Whoops. Forgot today the exterminators are coming.
>Whoops. The AEP guys are here.
>MFW I enter my living room staring at four strange men in my bra.
>No electricity, it's hot as fuck.
>Whoops. Forgot today the exterminators are coming.
>Whoops. The AEP guys are here.
>MFW I enter my living room staring at four strange men in my bra.
#37
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biggrand (07/09/2012) [+]
(8 replies)
> be 5 or 6 at grandmas house
> was taking bath
> get out, but dont quite feel like putting clothes on
> go into living room naked
> all grandmas old lady people friends in living room
> dont give a fuck cus im a baus
> walk into kitchen and get cookie
> profit
> was taking bath
> get out, but dont quite feel like putting clothes on
> go into living room naked
> all grandmas old lady people friends in living room
> dont give a fuck cus im a baus
> walk into kitchen and get cookie
> profit
#99
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gryx (07/09/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
I was taking a shower, when my mom walks by the bathroom and shouts "Oh yeah, I invited your uncle over. He gets here in 5 minutes." I realize I didn't bring clothes with me, and I sat on the toilet thinking while they talked. (My room was upstairs and they were talking in front of the stairs.) I concealed myself myself in a corner, stark naked, waiting for them to move. My aunt tells my (toddler) cousin to go get something from the closet, and I fucking run for it, but I slip and fall. My cousin arrives around the corner to yours truly, face down on the hardwood floor, with my butt-cheecks spread towards the ceiling as I attempt to get up. They haven't visited us since.
#229
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gmarrox (07/09/2012) [-] >18
>Wake up, get out of bed, have at least the decency to put underwear on.
>Walk out of room, into kitchen, start making PB&J
>Realize 5 of my mom's bingo friends are sitting at the table staring at me.
>This is my fucking house and nobody warned me
>Finish making sandwich, grab coffee, sit in the only remaining sit at the table.
>Nobody moves or says anything the whole time I'm there
>Finish PB&J, walk to bathroom, take piss
>Go back to room
My mom told them all I was autistic to save face.
>Wake up, get out of bed, have at least the decency to put underwear on.
>Walk out of room, into kitchen, start making PB&J
>Realize 5 of my mom's bingo friends are sitting at the table staring at me.
>This is my fucking house and nobody warned me
>Finish making sandwich, grab coffee, sit in the only remaining sit at the table.
>Nobody moves or says anything the whole time I'm there
>Finish PB&J, walk to bathroom, take piss
>Go back to room
My mom told them all I was autistic to save face.
#47
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thisotherdude (07/09/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
It's my house, I do what I wish and none dare resist! They must learn to watch me in the glory of my boxers with fear and awe as my carpet like leg hairs wave with the fury of the gods themselves in the wind!
#136
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warherome (07/09/2012) [-] > at a friends apartment.
>he shares bathroom whit this girl living next door.
>he goes to take a shower first.
>I get sick of waiting.
>pick up my clothes, and proceed to wait outside the bathroom door.
>I only were boxers(holding my clothes in my arms).
>girl living next door comes out.
>She freezes, and while looking at me.
>Goes back into her apartment.
>two days later I(before I leave) hear her talking to a on the phone saying that my friend has a good looking boyfriend.
>MFW
>he shares bathroom whit this girl living next door.
>he goes to take a shower first.
>I get sick of waiting.
>pick up my clothes, and proceed to wait outside the bathroom door.
>I only were boxers(holding my clothes in my arms).
>girl living next door comes out.
>She freezes, and while looking at me.
>Goes back into her apartment.
>two days later I(before I leave) hear her talking to a on the phone saying that my friend has a good looking boyfriend.
>MFW
#132
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MrOblivious (07/09/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>Be in Australia
>Be winter
>Wear thick pajama clothes
>Wear thick socks too
>Look like an over blown warm snowman
>Walk out
>See guests
>MFW
>Be winter
>Wear thick pajama clothes
>Wear thick socks too
>Look like an over blown warm snowman
>Walk out
>See guests
>MFW
#104
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N. Korean citizen (07/09/2012) [-] "lol, so true guise omg amirite?"
What the fuck is this? Facebook?
What the fuck is this? Facebook?
#315
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renzard (07/09/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
It's my house. If you don't wanna see my junk through saggy pajama pants, get out.
#48
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barkin (07/09/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Its even worse considering I sleep in only my boxers and my dick hangs out of the hole
#312
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hipsophobadon (07/09/2012) [-] **hipsophobadon rolled a random image posted in comment #6955980 at FJ Pony Thread **
My pajamas are my boxers.
If the guest is a girl "Hey girl"
if the guest is a guy "Hey bro"
then proceed to the kitchen for cereal
My pajamas are my boxers.
If the guest is a girl "Hey girl"
if the guest is a guy "Hey bro"
then proceed to the kitchen for cereal
#94
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johnlemon (07/09/2012) [-] That awkward moment when you walk out of the shower naked and your uncle is waiting for you.
#307
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ihavenoimagination (07/09/2012) [-] I've walked out of the bedroom naked while there was a guest...
Not at my parents though. I live with my girlfriend and one morning a friend of hers came here for breakfast.
In porn movies it would've been a fantastic start to a threesome.
In reality, a very awkward moment...
Not at my parents though. I live with my girlfriend and one morning a friend of hers came here for breakfast.
In porn movies it would've been a fantastic start to a threesome.
In reality, a very awkward moment...
#106
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ffx (07/09/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
**ffx rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at Oh, Brian... ** mfw bunch of friends come to my house uninvited.
