When your friend curses at your parents

>me sat at girlfriends house
>meeting her parents for the first time
>told to be on my best behaviour and not swear
>get given some awesome cake
>"thank you mrs herp the stuff i get at home usually tastes like crap"
>realise what I said
>"OH SHIT! Sorry for saying crap"

true story

>sat with best friend on sofa
>my gran walks in and opens the grand-spanking new laptop my father bought her
>'can't get the darn thing to work, boys!'
>friend walks over trying to be helpful
>presses the 'on' button
>we laugh

>i swear i heard my gramma say, 'smartass bastard...'

>OP
>Friends

>Take friend to see Avengers
> I'm a young fag, can't drive, don't have a job
> Mom has to drive me
> Picks me up
> Hispanic step dad in truck
> Comes up in conversation, mom asks friend if he's Mexican
> "I'm not a fucking beaner, I'm a spaniard, we're not filthy beaners"
> Step Dad's Jimmie Status: ( ) Unrustled (x) Rustled



There, 4th times a charm.

It's turned his whole life upside down face.

When you friend says something about you that you didn't want your parents to know.

>Be 10 years old
>Around friends house
>Playing a game where we write down shit on a piece of paper, and pass it around so it eventually becomes a story
>After we're done, his sister comes in the room and snatches the piece of paper
>I have written nice things, whilst my friend has written about her being a slut in every panel
>She tells her mom
>Mom comes raging in, and asks who wrote it
>Friend instantly blames me, even though he was the fucker who did it
>I get thrown out, never spoke to him again

but 7 years on, from what I've heard, he's addicted to meth or some shit now.

>be 8 years old
>at friends house
>friends says i must not swear or say anything bad cuz if i do his father will throw us out
>my mum comes to pick us up in car
>mfw he starts talking about porn with my mum

The look I give to my friend when this happens

"at your parents" and "around my parents" are two very different things.

>Be at friend's house two years ago
>He has like a 7/10 sister
>She keeps squeezing my thighs at dinner table
>instant erections instant erections everywhere .jpg
> think everyone has gone to get movie at red box except me friend and his sister
>he has to take shit
>say so how are things at scho-
>starts kissing me
>blowing me for about 5-6 seconds shits cash
>dad and mom walk in jizz all over shits so goddamn cash
>she's got it all over
>yell oh shit nigger
>friend is still more mad that i cussed like that in front of his parents
>mfw when i walked out of there

pic related somehow

**xozonex rolled a random comment #56 posted by anonymous at 10 Bets You Will Never Lose ** :


What he said

mfw im in one of those awkward situations

**logicisdumb rolled a random image posted in comment #89 at Zero fucks given **
<MFW my friend swears at my parents

swearing in my parent's presence? no problem.

Swearing AT them? Abandon life

< MFW my friend swears in front of my parents, and they laugh it off, but if I did that I'd be put on the front lines and then shot, and not particularly in that order.

MFW