Yo anon I'm really happy that your coming out of the closet I'ma let you finish but your mom was the best cock sucker of all time ALL TIME!

MFW all this comments

I sure like popcorn

You can't seriously be this fucking stupid.

I didnt have to read what you typed, i simply looked at your picture and determined you are a complete faggot

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

You disliked my comment, oh wow. Dislike this one and i'm gonna raid your shit with tor you cocksucker.

Get your own comment you opensourcenigger

dont mess with them, they over react

Obviously you were not well trained in guerrilla warfare enough to at least spell it properly...

If you did all this then why are you spending your time yelling at anon's on an image hosting website.

Because reasons

damn right.

opensourcenegro replied to the copypasta with copypasta

i know it's from youtube, still is a waste of time.

try explaining that to the people posting below.

Welcome to the internet.

Holy shit anon, I'm so fucking frightened I'm literally shitting myself

*Sigh*

Are you retarded?

did someone call

Hello friend, welcome to the internet.

It's a fucking joke, you stiff buzz kill it was posted by some little kid on a youtube comment long before the dinosaurs were made so it has been forever made a joke.

oh and...umad?

Theres a difference between being a joke and being cankerous spam. I laughed the first time. Then i saw it 5 more times, then 7 more the next day. by the way how did you not even notice that I said "tit" in the middle of my sentance?

If you can't laugh at the same thing twice then you better get off Funnyjunk, or never watch a comedian on tv

I'd laugh at it twice if it wasnt posted immediately the second time.

and I can tell youre mad cause you thumb down every comment.

I haven't touched the thumb button in months, so if you have something to back up this wonderful set of information you've given me please share

well it seems the red thumbs on my posts have magically disappeared.
Whatever this is pointless Im out.

oh look they're back. They loved me too much.