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#14 - shinigamigod (07/07/2012) [+] (22 replies)

What came first the Chicken or the Egg.
The Egg.
But what laid the Egg?
The Egg.

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#16 to #14 - thisnick (07/07/2012) [-]

The egg came first because birds evolved from reptiles

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#19 to #16 - shinigamigod (07/07/2012) [-]

I am well aware of this, however I was making a joke.

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#21 to #19 - thisnick (07/07/2012) [-]

I know this. But in case there were any other passersby, I want to inform them.

You bring the laugh, I bring the knowledge.

You get the greens, I get the... Nothings I guess

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#22 to #21 - dakpanlegger (07/07/2012) [-]

I'll green you kind sir

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#85 to #22 - thisnick (07/07/2012) [-]

And for that, I green you good sir. Much obliged

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#102 to #85 - rickfan (07/07/2012) [-]

**rickfan rolls 381,786,583**

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#35 to #21 - pizzaweed (07/07/2012) [-]

Thanks for the knowledge

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#23 to #21 - N. Korean citizen (07/07/2012) [-]

because your thumbwhore cancer

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#137 to #23 - okayguyftw (07/07/2012) [-]

Fuck You

You're cancer anon

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#178 to #137 - N. Korean citizen (07/07/2012) [-]

*sigh*..

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#221 to #178 - perfectcomment (07/07/2012) [-]

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#185 to #178 - threenewmessages (07/07/2012) [-]

He said it right, anon.

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#181 to #178 - N. Korean citizen (07/07/2012) [-]

sry, this replies to comment #23. not this.

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#206 to #16 - jinkazama (07/07/2012) [-]

The worst part is that a year or two ago i remember seeing a news headline that read "scientists prove chicken came before egg". Seriously common sense is all that is needed

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#172 to #16 - N. Korean citizen (07/07/2012) [-]

Woah, think about this for a second. At one point along the evolutionary chain no species reproduced through the laying of eggs. The first animal to do this must have been freaked the fuck out.

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#140 to #16 - N. Korean citizen (07/07/2012) [-]

They just recently found out that, it was the chicken that came first, because it was a fiber that was needed(I think) To lay the egg, and the only way to get this fiber was from a living thing(Chicken)

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#43 to #16 - darylb (07/07/2012) [-]

chicken came first. google it.

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#29 to #16 - trilogical (07/07/2012) [-]

But Reptiles also leg eggs,
Therefore, the reptiles came first

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#74 to #29 - ghostyss (07/07/2012) [-]

Yes but the question is if the repitle came first.. its if its the egg or the chicken

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#101 to #16 - N. Korean citizen (07/07/2012) [-]

Says the unproven theory of evolution which the majority of the scientific community doesn't even believe anymore.

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#56 to #14 - bulbakip ONLINE (07/07/2012) [-]

yep

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#45 to #14 - daentraya (07/07/2012) [-]

Ive heard that the protein in the eggs are only found in the chicken. Or something like that..

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#92 - notannonymous ONLINE (07/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Now i get it, the danish socket looks like a smilie face!

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#205 - fytech (07/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)

I didn't eggspect that

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#209 to #205 - foongusamoongus (07/07/2012) [-]

Just wondering, who's face is that?

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#211 to #209 - Hyoukin (07/07/2012) [-]

David Tennant.

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#213 to #211 - foongusamoongus (07/07/2012) [-]

Thanks

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#32 - eloso (07/07/2012) [-]

So wait, does that mean the egg came first?

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#9 - Zhuan ONLINE (07/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#17 to #9 - swordwoman (07/07/2012) [-]

fucking saved~ ^^

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#196 - jokersaysamuseme (07/07/2012) [-]

...Yo...

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#41 - eternalelena (07/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)

**eternalelena rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at A message to the porn industry ** mfw two eggs

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#48 to #41 - polarispotato **User deleted account** (07/07/2012) [-]

That could not have been any more relevant.

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#64 to #41 - ifapinschool (07/07/2012) [-]

**ifapinschool rolled a random image posted in comment #6432031 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw, mfw. (deleted other comment cause i fucked up the roll picture)

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#165 - aaronthefknpanda (07/07/2012) [-]

Well that was uneggspected

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#193 - pulluspardus (07/07/2012) [-]

I thought its going to be a dead bird fetus, happened to me once, I've not eaten eggs for a couple of months.

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#50 - divinity **User deleted account** (07/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)

The egg is a lie...eggs are an ingredient in cake, therefore, the cake itself is, too, a lie.

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#59 to #50 - DoggyBouncer (07/07/2012) [-]

Is that subtle interracial relationships in children's cartoons?

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#115 to #50 - imnotanigger (07/07/2012) [-]

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#87 to #50 - tvibe (07/07/2012) [-]

When the hell did that happen and WHY?

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#55 to #50 - thebacondroid (07/07/2012) [-]

wat

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#90 - hylebus (07/07/2012) [-]

Yo dawg, we heard you like eggs

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#12 - Yukimora (07/07/2012) [-]

Bitch please

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