taking one for the team isn't enough

gets a break away

NO :D

Just doing a check of the brits and ausies on fj today. So far its 58..

PS. Illuminati is destroying the london olympics... Look at there shirt colors

www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=thetruthbehindthescenes.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/12.jpg&imgrefurl=www.thetruthbehindthescenes.org/2011/03/22/illuminati-card-game/&h=480&w=640&sz=67&tbnid=Szzbro9oYAJ--M:&tbnh=90&tbnw=120&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dilluminati%2Bcard%2Bgame%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=illuminati+card+game&usg=__iUIkorgG9hHumRt05KMbMRKy-C4=&docid=jm-xBqf_NA6tmM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=sC_3T6q2F4m1qAGE5omMCQ&sqi=2&ved=0CFsQ9QEwBA&dur=2973

That's a grand conspiracy brother.

Not out here in South Dakota tho. London's Bridge will certainly be falling down soon enough.

Ok so what your saying is the secret government is going to blow up london. For no reason what so ever

You are fucking stupid.

Nope. The family's that Power Washington DC, Innercity London, And the Vatican...

Call me stupid all you want bronan. But I am telling you not to attend the 2012 olympics. Look at the all seeing eye triangles built above the stadium.

Have a Fucking Smart Day :)

The familys that power. What..

Do you speak english.

It's called the Federal Reserve. 16 Family's pool their money together to form something called the Bilderberg group.

Ps. Look up on youtube for the CBS airing of how "US Presidents are all distantly related. The Queen is part of this World Powering blood linage.

AKA. Highly concentrated areas of liberal populous = A-Bombed (or something)

whatever i dont live in london so im fine anyway

Hope you have a spectacular viewing!

I know I will.

this card game "Illuminati card game" was made in 1995.

........And has Predicted every catastrophe in the world since...

www.google.com/#hl=en&sclient=psy-ab&q=illuminati+cards&oq=illuminati+cards&gs_l=hp.3...524283.528885.2.529686.16.11.0.1.1.1.2525.3966.7-1j0j1.2.0...0.0.wfUFtIk4wVA&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=e757a35b73c411c2&biw=1366&bih=624

This set of comments makes me doubt whether to ever visit funnyjunk again.

Don't.

It's people like you that make others think all of America is retarded.

Please don't hate all of us because of people like him -_- Some of are good people still.

Look guys, the stupid American can't even spell "soccer" correctly

You had to point that out? And you had to say Americans are stupid like that? I've lived here all my life too, but you don't hear me going around and sucking the dicks of other countries (other than Germany and Sweden, fucking brilliant places). And you definitely don't here me attacking America. Get a sense of fucking nationalism. No matter how much I hate America and Americans, I'm not going to attack my home.

Jesus, these comments are all like "Fuck yo country, mine's better." Give it a rest guys, nobody really gives a shit about who thinks they have the "best" country and who they think has the "worst" country.

I've only seen one football match with a US team, probably because I only really watch the world cup. Trust me, all countries bitch like that. It's a kind of good strategy sometimes....

Lol Gjorjevic from Olympiacos.Pussies

He was just standing there, wasn't his fault. If he didn't fall holding his face, he would get a card because of that retard. Not his fault referees are idiots.

yay

There was a post where someone was playing soccer, smashed a goalie by accident, and mean to say 'Are you ok? I'm so fucking sorry' and instead ended up saying 'ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?' and making the goalie cry.

Google it its called "Guard Duty" by Gunsmoke4

SpidaChris is the comment-hero FunnyJunk deserves.

Nice...

Party hard

Those niblets

i dont get his comment?

It's from another post.

Someone accidentally kicks a goalie in the face and tries to ask "are you ok? im fucking sorry!"
and ends up saying "are you fucking sorry?"

This and you don't fucking say.

Just a little bit.

I love how his first fake out was so good the cameraman got fucked up

after goal celebration

haha its funny cause he meant soccer by football

the word has a different meaning in america or did you think the guy who posted 8 soccer posts was talking about american football

agreed, i'm not a fan

^^^me when I play zombies

The guy's laughing a bit there. I would.

Halo players in a nutshell

WHAT THE FUCK MAN

Scott Parker plays like this child

Then fair play to him, Im not a huge fan of football, I lost interest a while ago.
But I watched alot of the eurovison and countrys like italy and spain plated disgracefully in that manner

eurovision??

Im, sorry yeah brain fart there. But you get what I meant?

Eurovision is a singing contest...

you whore

bitches please

funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/3810446/Amazing+Football+Save/337#337

Jesus Christ, I'm gonna have to make a whole other folder fo dis nigga

AWWW NIGGA U GOT DA AIDZ