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Come on guys, lets get this to the top, just for him.
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#195 - superfunnybeaner (2 hours ago)  - Hide User's Posts
oh exploitable
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#188 - Analbadger (19 hours ago)  - Hide User's Posts
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#191 reply to #188 - anonymous (7 hours ago)  - Hide User's Posts
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#185 - anonymous (22 hours ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Chuck Norris doesn't knock on Death's door. He rings the doorbell then runs away.
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#193 reply to #185 - King Shooey (3 hours ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Bullshit. Chuck Norris doesn't run. He'd kill Death.
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User avatar #182 - CAPSEDDIE (1 day ago)  - Hide User's Posts
BRUCE LEE WAS 50 TIMES MOAR BAD ASS THAN SUCK NORRIS!!!
BRUCE INVENTED HIS OWN MARTIAL ART STYLE, IT'S CALLED "JEET KUNG DO". LOOK IT UP FAGS

*eddie gose to practice jeet kung do*
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User avatar #183 reply to #182 - RJstacy (22 hours ago)  - Hide User's Posts
lee is dead which makes chuck the next generation and when you die your baddassness will get destroyed by the new generation, which means that norris is the new lee then whoever is after norris will be the new lee and so on

P.S. LEE NEVER KILLED TWO STONES WITH ONE BIRD
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#192 reply to #182 - anonymous (7 hours ago)  - Hide User's Posts
ya he's a chines guy trying to stick up for a fag :)
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User avatar #181 - MrMarioman (2 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Chuck Norris can piss so hard it'll go through you.
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#194 reply to #181 - anonymous (3 hours ago)  - Hide User's Posts
So can my principal....
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#177 - anonymous (2 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
search find chuck norris on google... ull lol
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#175 - anonymous (2 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Chuck Norris doesn't stare Death in the eye, Death stares Chuck Norris in the eye.
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User avatar #180 reply to #175 - Fear The Pie Man (2 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
And Death shits his pants in fear!
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User avatar #173 - Dizer (2 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
when chuck norris jumps in water he doesnt get wet the water gets chuck norrised if you drink this water you are invincible to everything.....except chuck norris

There is no control or escape key on chuck norrises computer chuck is always in control and you cant escape him
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#172 - anonymous (2 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
i gave it the thousand thoumb up
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#186 reply to #172 - anonymous (20 hours ago)  - Hide User's Posts
congrada-fucking -lations
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#171 - anonymous (2 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
that guy is such a douche bag
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User avatar #170 - darthburger (3 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
FUCK CHUCK NORIS
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#174 reply to #170 - anonymous (2 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Fuck you! Not Chuck. He's not gay. If he gets fucked by a model. You'll get fucked in jail by the dad your mom never told you about!!!
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#178 reply to #170 - anonymous (2 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
you are so mean
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#162 - anonymous (4 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
BILLY TAARGUS OWNS CHUCK NARISS!!!!!!!
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#163 reply to #162 - anonymous (3 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
NO ONE OWNS CHUCK NORRIS YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
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#165 reply to #163 - anonymous (3 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Fuck you! Billy Mays > Chuck!
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#161 - anonymous (4 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
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#164 reply to #161 - anonymous (3 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
what the fuck does that say
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#167 reply to #164 - anonymous (3 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I think he said Chuck :S
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#176 reply to #167 - anonymous (2 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I thught it said DADDY! O3O
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#169 reply to #161 - anonymous (3 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Holy jesus... WHAT IS THAT??? WHAT, tha FUCK is that???
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#187 reply to #161 - Analbadger (19 hours ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Fail.
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#160 - explicitak (4 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
wow you guys chuck norris is a panzee he wrote a book what a faggot he isnt even that strong he plays strong people in movies
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#168 reply to #160 - anonymous (3 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
So, what youre sayin is, you're not man enough to go up to norris urself, instead u just post it here? And what does a book have to do with anything? Plenty of ppl have written books that can kick your ass, including me
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#159 - anonymous (4 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Chuck Norris CAN beileve its not butter!Chuck Norris round house kicked a cow and got butter. Chuck Norris is suing my space for claiming the name of everything around him.Chuck Norris round house kicked the leaning tower of pizza (spell fail).Chuck Norris can slam a revlving door.Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer...To bad he never cries.Chuck Norris counted to infinety...twiceChuck Norris doesn't concider it sex if the women lives.

Rate on how good these were!
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#179 reply to #159 - anonymous (2 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
talk like a person not someone that is spical
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#158 - MegamanTTEX (4 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Best quote in Dodgeball: "Thank you, Chuck Norris."
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#156 - anonymous (4 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Dudes Chuck is . . .

alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way turned up.
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#155 - nabi (5 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I saw chuck norris cry in one of his movies... O_O they shoudl have took the tears to cure cancer O_O
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#154 - anonymous (5 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Pepsi!!!
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#147 - anonymous (5 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
In America Chuck Norris kick your ass! In Soviet Russia...well it's pretty much the same because Chuck Norris can kill you wherever the fuck he wants!
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