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They justify it by saying that it saves time, and that's what they'll tell you if you ask them. But really, they just think it's cool.

How does it save time to triple the letttttters they write?
And then they decide what letters to get rid of and have to clarify if someone doesn't understand.

is rly nt tht had to do ths.
and the way they tttrripple the letters is, at least this is what I think, they keep their hands on a key as they half-assedly come up with the next half of the status

Nt tht ez wen grmr nazi.

they tripple the letters to emphasise the word, its a way of adding tone to an otherwise toneless sentence as its over the internet.
lets not forget that we all do it.
ahh what the fuckkk!!!
awwwwww yeeeeaaahhh!!!
and so on...

well awwww yeeeeeaaahhh and what the fuckk are at least acceptable. But I've seen people that'll jus ttttttttttttrrrrripple eeevery letttttter as if their fingers just don't move fast enough

heres another example of the difference it uses

i hate fucking bendingtime posts

iiii haaaaattttteee fuuuuccckiing bennnddinng tiiiimee poooosssts!!!!

though, yes the seconed one is more annoying, which one truly reflects how most normal people are feeling towards funnyjunk right now?

BuT bRo, TyPiNg LiKe ThIs iS sO mOtHeRfUcKinG LeGiT.

"ja" is the word used for laughing in spanish, just like "ha" is for english

**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #148 at Go make your own ** It'll be all right, friend. Just be happy that ignorance isn't contagious.

I found her facebook profile picture, think it'll explain a lot.

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You can understand them. You are... The Tard Whisperer!

If you think that's bad, you should read the Harry Potter fanfic "My Immortal".

WARNING: Loss of IQ points may occur.

Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.

And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!



What the fuck...

Dude, keep on reading. Turns out that Ron has become Diabolo, Harry is a vampire and Hemrione has become B'loody Mary Smith and on top of that "Loopin" and "Snap" are "pedofiles".

"harry pointed his womb at dem"

"dumblydore constipated there camera"

Oh my god, this is so bad it's almost good.

Fun little game, copy paste paragraphs with poor grammar in google translate and make the computer say it. So fucking funny.

Oh you fucking genius!

"dumb-ul-ee- dore you per-verrt"

"he-has-a-re-allly-big-youknow-what"

I just read a big chunk of it and all I can wonder is... Is it a troll? Or is she really THAT stupid?

I don't even know... I hope it was a troll, but it seems too legit.

I keep reading and the more I read the worse it gets... Please tell me it's gonna get better.

Lol nope.

I don't even think that the famed Tard Whisperer can decode that one. Although even if they could I'm not sure we would want to read the translation. It would still probably sound like tardese.

or he has black friends

**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #30851 at Slice of Life thread II ** riiiight?

Oh, that actually made way more sense.

not bad

Thank you for decoding the post for us, have a thumb for your hard work!

I had lots of experience. Like, LOTS!

Well done good sir, well done.

You see. To understand them, you have to ACT like them!

You mean she uses facebook with her tongue?

Doesn't everyone?

Thank you.

I say that to my friends a lot, it's so catchy xD

My god. Two of the best actors ever. Jim and Steve

How did you learn to speak such perfect retard.

*?

That would require me to reveal my darkest secret.
I was once one of them. I used to be an idiot.
But the past is the past.
That is behind me now.

I have a younger brother and i just ask what each one means, that is how i learned to speak retard

I know what you mean, I could read it too, it is a shameful, shameful skill, isn't it?

Yes. Yes it is.

probably from a public school lol

I didnt see your comment. Sorry.