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never a problem for a white male
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N. Korean citizen (06/24/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at A horrible life... **
I'm sure his massive banana cock broke through any hard material that got in its way...
I'm sure his massive banana cock broke through any hard material that got in its way...
I KNOW THIS IS A JOKE BUT;
Why the hell do guys want huge dicks anyway?
One: It's not fucking hot looking, all it makes me think of is a horse, and that's a turn off since I'm not into that.
Two: The vagina is only 5 cm deep to 8 cm deep when aroused, so having a huge dick ram into your cervix fucking kills and you can't even put the whole thing in, which sucks.
Three: It's more pleasurable for a female if a dick is thicker and average sized, not some fucking skinny pole being rammed into your area.
So there's no more need to feel insecure about your dick cause this applies to a lot of girls.
Why the hell do guys want huge dicks anyway?
One: It's not fucking hot looking, all it makes me think of is a horse, and that's a turn off since I'm not into that.
Two: The vagina is only 5 cm deep to 8 cm deep when aroused, so having a huge dick ram into your cervix fucking kills and you can't even put the whole thing in, which sucks.
Three: It's more pleasurable for a female if a dick is thicker and average sized, not some fucking skinny pole being rammed into your area.
So there's no more need to feel insecure about your dick cause this applies to a lot of girls.
#8
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jokersaysamuseme (06/25/2012) [-]
**jokersaysamuseme rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at Old comment ** MFW
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N. Korean citizen (06/25/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #153 at true story ** I've seen one before, they're real...