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#70 - smokinbluntzzz
Reply -30
(06/09/2012) [-]
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
#120 to #70 - aviators
Reply 0
(06/09/2012) [-]
Let me guess, you are also the most popular guy in school you can bench 300lbs you have a six pack (abs not beer) you party every night get laid every night and you have 8 girl friends? Nope you are a fat lazy bastard who has nothing better to do than troll because then people are giving him some sort of attention, so he feels like his **** existence has meaning.
#117 to #70 - anon
Reply 0
(06/09/2012) [-]
Orange people...
Its like cheeto retardation.
#112 to #70 - crapybronie
Reply +1
(06/09/2012) [-]
<Mfw I read that
#111 to #70 - cblizard
Reply +4
(06/09/2012) [-]
so much ******* orange
#99 to #70 - dathunter
Reply +2
(06/09/2012) [-]
Rey raggots,

Ry rame is Scooby Dooby Doo, and I rate every ringle one of you. All of you are rat, retarded, ro-rifes who spend every recond of reir ray rooking at rupid ass rictures. You are everything rad in the rorld. Ronestly, rave any of you ever rotten any russy? I rean, I ress it's run raking run of reople recause of your own rinsecurities, rut you all rake to a role rew revel. Ris is even rorse than rerking off to rictures on racebook.

Ron't be a ranger. Rust rit me rith your rest rot. I'm retty ruch rerfect. I was raptain of the rootball ream, and rarter on my rasketball ream. What rorts do you ray, other ran "rack off to raked rawn Rapanese reople"? I also get raight A's, and rave a ranging rot rwirlfriend (She rust rave me a Rooby Rack; Rit ras SO rash). You are all randy-assgots who rould rust rill yourselves. Ranks for ristening.

Ric Related: It's re and my ritch
^THIS IS NOT MINE it is awesomenesscole's and dont give me the credit for it, i felt the need to copy and paste it because it was really funny
sorry if i did something wrong
#82 to #70 - pokeyhedgehog
Reply +6
(06/09/2012) [-]
Old copy pasta is old/
Old copy pasta is old/
#79 to #70 - minehole **User deleted account**
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#78 to #70 - tigerrrr
Reply +17
(06/09/2012) [-]
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll **** fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
#92 to #78 - anon
Reply 0
(06/09/2012) [-]
funniest post i have seen in a while...
#77 to #70 - izzygirl
Reply +3
(06/09/2012) [-]
Next time you want to troll, be original.
I've seen this **** several times.
#76 to #70 - jaystringman [OP]
Reply +4
(06/09/2012) [-]
Hey Blankflanks,
My name is Seth, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, derpy, no-lifes who spend every second of their day talking about friendship. You are everything bad in Equestria. Honestly, have any of you froze any world leaders by feeding on hate? I mean, I guess it’s fun burning other Windigos alive with the power of friendship, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than giving each other hugs on Hoofbook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the snowball team, and #1 in emotion eating. What sports do you play, other than “being friendly”? I also get straight A’s, and have a changeling marefriend (She just took over Las Pegasus; **** was SO evil). You are all blank flanks who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: Marefriend at coffee shop in Las Pegasus
#73 to #70 - ndiliciousa
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(06/09/2012) [-]
#72 to #70 - anon
Reply 0
(06/09/2012) [-]
Its funny because it's a C&P from 4chan and everywhere else.

Did I say funny? I meant Gay.
#71 to #70 - technotronics
Reply +2
(06/09/2012) [-]
so... what was the point of you posting this? did you want to start a thread of the different variations of this joke, or were you trying to troll?