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#181
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hauntzor (06/05/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
my friend told me how he managed his park:
>made all his employees dress in penguin suits; cuts their entire pay
>hired like 40 janitors, no one else but them and the penguin-suit people
>makes every one of his rides lead to the other so that the visitor has no other choice but to immediately go from one to the next; also blocks the entrances of course
>makes the rides all extremely nauseating so that there's puke puddles all around the perimeter of said rides
>janitors are pissed as fuck as they're sent to clean a never-ending cycle of vomit
>made all his employees dress in penguin suits; cuts their entire pay
>hired like 40 janitors, no one else but them and the penguin-suit people
>makes every one of his rides lead to the other so that the visitor has no other choice but to immediately go from one to the next; also blocks the entrances of course
>makes the rides all extremely nauseating so that there's puke puddles all around the perimeter of said rides
>janitors are pissed as fuck as they're sent to clean a never-ending cycle of vomit
#151
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N. Korean citizen (06/05/2012) [-] Funny how people watch it explode then proceed to get in line for the ride.
#11
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madjackwack (06/04/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
or get the dinosaur expansion pack and let all the t-rexes and velo's out.
mfw all the visitors get eaten.
mfw all the visitors get eaten.
#193
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clairvoyance **User deleted account** (06/05/2012) [-] What I used to do
1. Make sidewalk
2. Wait until people show up
3. Slowly decrease amount of sidewalk until it's about 5 tiles
4. Put barbed wire around the sidewalk
5. Build a roller coaster heading straight for the sidewalk
6. Remove the one section of barbed wire in front of roller coaster
7. Test it
8. ????
9. People get stuck on wires
10. Rating goes down
11. Get arrested
12. Go to prison
13. Kill yourself
14. ????
15. You're in hell
1. Make sidewalk
2. Wait until people show up
3. Slowly decrease amount of sidewalk until it's about 5 tiles
4. Put barbed wire around the sidewalk
5. Build a roller coaster heading straight for the sidewalk
6. Remove the one section of barbed wire in front of roller coaster
7. Test it
8. ????
9. People get stuck on wires
10. Rating goes down
11. Get arrested
12. Go to prison
13. Kill yourself
14. ????
15. You're in hell
#174
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wxboy (06/05/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Okay seriously, how many of you would get scared to hell when one of your rides blew up. I would literally jump ten feet when the pop-up box would come up and the noise of an explosion shakes my computer and then the feeling of guilt would overcome me to the point of having to start a new place because I felt so sad i killed those people. Just sayin'
#53
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kaguradragon (06/05/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
My friend and i made a giant fucking maze called "Hell" and themed it with fire. We let as many people in as possible and named one person so that we could tell where they were in a few minutes. An hour later status report on the person: "In Hell" Tired, Starving, Dehydrated. Thoughts: "I want to get out of Hell." We may have gone into debt, but it was so worth it xD.
