When Your Gf Randomly Asks For Sex

#16 - ilbacondeity (06/04/2012) [+] (28 replies)

My gf is horny as all sin. She don't need to ask and neither do I. Pants are down and we are ready for take off. But we only see each other a few times a month so we get in as much socktime as possible.

<Also, I'm this.

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#302 to #16 - crafty (06/05/2012) [-]

Old school funnyjunk right here
www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bang

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#191 to #16 - xshadeisafag (06/05/2012) [-]

lol socktime

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#288 to #191 - ilbacondeity (06/05/2012) [-]

That's what we's calls it.

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#313 to #288 - xshadeisafag (06/05/2012) [-]

yfw I'm Lsw

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#314 to #313 - ilbacondeity (06/05/2012) [-]

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#268 to #16 - Bigmk (06/05/2012) [-]

I don't get it...

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#81 to #16 - mymainaltsalt (06/04/2012) [-]

I personally don't see how a girl could turn her guy down.
That would be like... self torture to me.

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#134 to #81 - ilbacondeity (06/04/2012) [-]

My ex... I would have to put so much effort into her even thinking about getting moist... I've had more socktime with my current gf in our 3 month relationship so far than I did in almost all 3 years of my ex.

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#137 to #134 - mymainaltsalt (06/04/2012) [-]

Did she have ...lady problems?
Sometimes are uterus gets stuck to our organs.
Hasn't happened to me but my sister says it's painful as fuck to have sex.

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#145 to #137 - ilbacondeity (06/04/2012) [-]

No, no lady problems like that, she just wasn't into sex like, she wasn't a horny person I guess. She was also a /d/ tard... and liked hentai rather than real life. And when she left me she told me that it's MY fault that she likes sex now. Great.

<Also this.

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#210 to #145 - dmoneys (06/05/2012) [-]

"And when she left me she told me that it's MY fault she likes sex now. Great."

I would be pretty proud of that actually...

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#213 to #210 - ilbacondeity (06/05/2012) [-]

Yeah, I am, but... She coulda liked it when WE were together. Know what I mean?

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#146 to #145 - mymainaltsalt (06/04/2012) [-]

That sounds messed up bro.
Nice that you moved on though and it was obviously her.

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#324 to #146 - ilbacondeity (06/05/2012) [-]

Indeed. My current girlfriend keeps me very happy all the time although she's a little weird, and I see her less that I did my ex. Good change imo. :P

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#370 to #16 - marcushopsin (06/05/2012) [-]

his means that you'll either take longer or will have a greater chance of failure. This form of control makes the abuser feel superior as they know more than you do.

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#381 to #370 - ilbacondeity (06/05/2012) [-]

wat.

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#118 to #16 - rokulda ONLINE (06/04/2012) [-]

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#9 - eefje (06/04/2012) [+] (13 replies)

Has funnyjunk never interacted with girls? It's not like they made it out to be in the victorian era you know, girls can like sex too.

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#10 to #9 - N. Korean citizen (06/04/2012) [-]

Funnyjunk is like 90% males who either are in the friends zone, aged 9-15, or forever alone. Then 10% who are either female, aged 18+, or actually have a girlfriend.

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#13 to #10 - yipyipr **User deleted account** (06/04/2012) [-]

I am the 1 %

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#18 to #13 - N. Korean citizen (06/04/2012) [-]

Ditto

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#362 to #18 - righteousmuffin (06/05/2012) [-]

I thrice that.

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#38 to #13 - AkatsukiNekoJr (06/04/2012) [-]

Well hot damn I feel special now.

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#24 to #10 - alleksi ONLINE (06/04/2012) [-]

I'm 17...where the fuck do I fit in?!

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#335 to #24 - tonyspinners (06/05/2012) [-]

Into a port a potty

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#31 to #10 - N. Korean citizen (06/04/2012) [-]

That's hella wierd cuz I just turned 18 and got a girlfriend. I graduated from the 90% !

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#293 to #10 - yomommabinshoppin (06/05/2012) [-]

oh shit, I am in all three categories of the 90%

excuse me while i go kill myself

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#384 to #10 - YoDawgWeHeard (06/05/2012) [-]

I am the 10%.

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#34 to #10 - ianclimber (06/04/2012) [-]

i am ravaging my way out of the friendzone

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#12 to #9 - igotbanned (06/04/2012) [-]

Heh, i would if i could, they don't step 5 feet near me unless i have a popular friend with me..... fuck everything. So i would if i could....

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#219 to #9 - xjvlezmerised (06/05/2012) [-]

i take my highschool classes online so i dont meet many people.....i am the 1%

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#88 - katsikis (06/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)

**katsikis rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Every Single Time ** mfw

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#89 to #88 - katsikis (06/04/2012) [-]

what the fuck

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#236 to #88 - Mortspear (06/05/2012) [-]

Well shit.

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#43 - Silver Quantum (06/04/2012) [-]

When your gf randomly asks for sex

and it's not you who she asks

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#160 - wtfxbomberboom (06/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**wtfxbomberboom rolled a random image posted in comment #8792 at Slice of Life thread II ** MFW

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#162 to #160 - tehpoonages (06/05/2012) [-]

dat roll

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#257 - bacterialmetal (06/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)

**bacterialmetal rolled a random image posted in comment #68 at Avatar ** MFW this shit happens

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#276 to #257 - shitness (06/05/2012) [-]

i think you mean her face after she asks you

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#282 to #276 - bacterialmetal (06/05/2012) [-]

yes... thank you sir

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#14 - whiiterussian (06/04/2012) [-]

I know that feel. I love if when my goldfish asks for sex.

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#22 - aaadddmmmiiinnn (06/04/2012) [-]

**aaadddmmmiiinnn rolled a random image posted in comment #5124479 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw i get asked sex randomly

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#304 - petal (06/05/2012) [-]

How I ask my boyfriend for sex.

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#256 - brtaylorgang (06/05/2012) [-]

yfw you take her pants off after she ask for sexs

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#278 - iwishiwasgoku (06/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)

yfw she''s horny cause she's on her period

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#285 to #278 - N. Korean citizen (06/05/2012) [-]

Happens to me all the time, bro :(

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#174 - alucord (06/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)

My hands can't talk

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#181 to #174 - N. Korean citizen (06/05/2012) [-]

Which means they can't scream.

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#287 - ghostoftrolling (06/05/2012) [-]

mfw I can have sex whenever...with my hand

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#286 - wutangconspirator (06/05/2012) [-]

Obvious OP has never had a girlfriend if this is such a big deal

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#269 - N. Korean citizen (06/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)

his face when.

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#294 to #269 - mroddballfj (06/05/2012) [-]

wow my first comment and i forget to log in....

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#235 - N. Korean citizen (06/05/2012) [+] (6 replies)

**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #645 at Alpha as fuck **

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#245 to #235 - drainbamage (06/05/2012) [-]

Why the hell did this turn me on.

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#248 to #245 - dracosggg (06/05/2012) [-]

i think because that is doggy style but where you can see inside

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#383 to #248 - YoDawgWeHeard (06/05/2012) [-]

No it's normal, she just has a belly which looks like an ass. If you look below the penis, you can see the anus.

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#240 to #235 - N. Korean citizen (06/05/2012) [-]

Anon here.

That roll was... amazing.

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#385 to #240 - N. Korean citizen (06/05/2012) [-]

Plus, I think this is the second time I rolled a random image.

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#237 to #235 - ShadowsDemon (06/05/2012) [-]

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#333 - MrMeatStick (06/05/2012) [-]

MFW my gf begs me for sex

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#296 - sweateagle (06/05/2012) [-]

This image was flagged 07/02/2012

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#338 - InfraBread (06/05/2012) [-]

mfw my gf asks for sex

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