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#10
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lolmike (05/30/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
i came back one day to find some jersey shore fag sitting on the hood of my bmw z4 roadster while three girls are talking to him
i walk up to him and ask him to get off my car and he says
"eh yo man dont hate on the man with all the bitches"
so take out my car keys to turn on the alarm, and before i can press the button he says
"eh yo man how'd u get my keys giv em back"
i say they are mine but he eventually assaults me :( and takes the keys.
He starts to drive away in the car with one female (wtf i just got robbed)
to bad it is a manual and it dies when he attempts to shift.
he gets out of the car and opens the hood like the problem is in there.
I walk over to my car and ask him what the problem is,
he says the cars transmission is broken
so i politely ask him what he needs to fix it
he says
"i need about three fiddy"
tricked by the loch ness monster again
i walk up to him and ask him to get off my car and he says
"eh yo man dont hate on the man with all the bitches"
so take out my car keys to turn on the alarm, and before i can press the button he says
"eh yo man how'd u get my keys giv em back"
i say they are mine but he eventually assaults me :( and takes the keys.
He starts to drive away in the car with one female (wtf i just got robbed)
to bad it is a manual and it dies when he attempts to shift.
he gets out of the car and opens the hood like the problem is in there.
I walk over to my car and ask him what the problem is,
he says the cars transmission is broken
so i politely ask him what he needs to fix it
he says
"i need about three fiddy"
tricked by the loch ness monster again
Story from real life:
About a year ago me and my girlfriend at the time and 4 of our friends decided to catch a to a city about 40 minutes drive from where we lived, to save the ticket. We stood on the same road in three pairs.
First me and my girlfriend. Then about 100 meters my friend and his girlfriend. Then about 100 meters after that two girls.
The two girls who were standing last got picked up first - obviously.
About a year ago me and my girlfriend at the time and 4 of our friends decided to catch a to a city about 40 minutes drive from where we lived, to save the ticket. We stood on the same road in three pairs.
First me and my girlfriend. Then about 100 meters my friend and his girlfriend. Then about 100 meters after that two girls.
The two girls who were standing last got picked up first - obviously.
After seeing this I just had to think of that old toyota commercial
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzF70BB7lHg
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzF70BB7lHg
#19
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N. Korean citizen (05/30/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #4835180 at FJ Pony Thread **
#2
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snapps (05/29/2012) [-]
**snapps rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Watch Them Lip Sync! ** women!