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This is my response to that gif.

Can't wait for this shitstorm

I'm thumbing you for that gif.

Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack
All dressed in black, black, black
With silver buttons, buttons, buttons
All down her back, back, back.
She asked her mother, mother, mother
For 50 cents, cents, cents
To see the elephants, elephants, elephants
Jump over the fence, fence, fence.
They jumped so high, high, high
They reached the sky, sky, sky
And they didn't come back, back, back
'Til the 4th of July, ly, ly!

mary mack

i miss this

fantastic!

I love you

I bet worms can't jump.

I would consider the worm an insect. Not an animal.

Worms are annelids, not insects.

Thanks. I'll put it on my wall of achievements. and thanks for the info.

Yeah, i can't believe i randomly remembered what category worms belong to.

I didn't they were named that before you said so. Thanks for teaching me something new.

A worm is not an insect, but I digress. It is neither a plant, a fungus, a bacterium, nor that other one. It falls only in the animal KINGDOM out of the five that make up living, organic life on this planet. Worms, insects, and spiders are as much animals as people and elephants.

Ya I realize that now. I think my brain shut down momentarily when I posted that comment

For future reference worms are not insects and insects are animals. Juigi probs meant mammals in his post.

Crap! I forgot about that. I feel like an idiot now.

I'm relatively sure snakes can't jump...

Oh they sure can. Look it up, its terrifying

Proving elephants CAN jump.

I really enjoyd that

You sir, I love you :D

thumb for your link!
and here's a random gif for your reaction folder
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this guy and his FUCKING CABBAGES!!

Is that a problem?

Im going to hell for laughing

If it were, it'd snap, they have very low flexibility and elasticity, so they're brittle. In the same way steel is brittle.