When i finally masturbate after a week..

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**stuffypete rolled a random image posted in comment #98 at Scumbag Harry Potter **

lucky...

you are not alone brother...

We can all fap to this.

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**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #3993570 at FJ Pony Thread **

thats fucking sick.... who would dare think of defiling fluttershy.....

I dunno, but I for one respect people's fetishes.

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I was wrong about dat ass...but still

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God damnet... and I just rolled porn in another thread...

funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/Childhood+stories/rzzMGem/209#209

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Good luck fappin' to Silent Hill 3, bro.

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^winner!

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**astickywhale rolled a random image posted in comment #247 at Unicorpower ** watch it be gay.

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You sir... are into some weird shit.

masochism turns me on........not really thats just weird. im a sadist

.....is he getting SHOT???

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BACON

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Well, he IS kind of a big deal . . . . . *zip*

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Ahhh! Great! I'll just masterbate to this glass of chocolate milk. I'm sure it'll stand perfectly still while I finish.

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I can't believe people are still rolling.

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easy as pie

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O_O

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nope. nope. nope. nope.

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If pony ill die.

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Fuck this shit, whoever this Nate kid is, I'm going to find him and rape him. Is that close enough to fapping?

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i'll try

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FUCKING HETALIA

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that guy is fucking hitlerious thumb for you sir

EEYUP :)

its looking into my soul....

That made me laugh so hard

Fukken saved xD

glad i could help

**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #3618739 at FJ Pony Thread ** yeah pretty much happens every time I try to break the cycle

I fapped at my best friend's house once.

One time, my and i were hanging on the couch, He was laying flat on the ottoman and i was using him as an arm rest, both of us looking at hentai on our iPods (inb4 gay fags are gay).

He falls asleep and I'm still looking at hentai. I'm laying on my stomach too, horny as fuck.

I whip out my dick underneath me. Arch my back just enough and start fapping like crazy on my stomach, while laying on him, and arching my back.

Finish as quickly as possible and wipe jizz on my pants. Just keep playing on my iPod like nothing happened.


<<What you thought i was going to do to my friend

I watch porn on my iPod and my friend watches on his iPad.

One time my friend and I turned into horny little bastards and watched a TON of porn our iPods (different friend). Then, after like an hour, i went in my parent's room and got my dad's porn video. We watched it and looked at hentai and lesbian porn the rest of the night (btw, my parents weren't hom)


Also, neither of us got a boner, not even a little chub, the whole night.

You have some stories, don't you?

And, weirdly enough, i'm not gay.

Oh yeah. You know the "tickle my anus and call me samantha thing"? Yeah, my friend is my Samantha.

I did it in the backseat of my grandma's car while driving in the middle of the day. The thrill of the possibility of being caught makes me orgasm hard.

I am sick.

Your profile pic matches so much.

My story was my inspiration

I've done the same, on the day my friend's dad died. :|

Remember no-fap February? A week is how long most of us held up.


Pic unrelated.

I remember No Fap November. I lasted the whole month with no help from my girlfriend who teased me the whole entire time. (at that point we hadn't had sex yet)

February didn't go as well, though. I lasted 4 days...

I lasted about two weeks, but I didn't even try November.