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#255 - xxane (04/14/2012) [-]
My friend did this once at a hotel. He was drunk as 						****					 and picked up this huge ass 32' tv from the tv stand and threw it off the porch from the 19th floor (Which was the highest floor) off the hotel. All you heard was metal crushing like a can and what sounded like 5000 glass bottles getting broken at the same time,Note that we heard this from all the ways at the top floor,from down there it most of sounded like hell. Next thing you know 5 mins later 4 cops cars are in-front of the hotel. We knew they were gonna check our room and see our tv gone but we had enough time to run out of the hotel, buy a new tv that looked similar and get off scotch free. We had to think quick though, it was about 10:45 and we were in South Carolina which we were not native of. So we went to a gas station and asked the guy if he knew a sam's club or walmart that was around but the closest one around was 10 miles away. We go there and then remember that this wasn't a 						*******					 plasma TV so we had to go find one of those huge ass 32 inch 100 pound glass screened TV's. Luckily Walmart had a couple in stock but they were 36 inches. We weren't worried about the price more than the hotel manager noticing. We bought it, rushed back to the hotel and by the time we get back there is no cop cars there at the hotel. We go to the parking garage and carry this 						*******					 150 pound TV. Note that me and him were drunk. We were about in the 5th level of the parking garage so we were some time away. We walk all the ways down and try to get into the hotel drawing no attention. The elevator was to risky so we had to take the fire stairs. We walk all the ways up near the 14th floor in the fire stairs and hear loud voices followed by walkie talkies above (DAM WERE 						******					), thats what I though until I found out it was just 2 high kids 						*******					 with the cops with their walkie talkies they had. MFW they told them they saw the guy who did it run down the street to the dennys.We walked up to our room, we were saved.
My friend did this once at a hotel. He was drunk as **** and picked up this huge ass 32' tv from the tv stand and threw it off the porch from the 19th floor (Which was the highest floor) off the hotel. All you heard was metal crushing like a can and what sounded like 5000 glass bottles getting broken at the same time,Note that we heard this from all the ways at the top floor,from down there it most of sounded like hell. Next thing you know 5 mins later 4 cops cars are in-front of the hotel. We knew they were gonna check our room and see our tv gone but we had enough time to run out of the hotel, buy a new tv that looked similar and get off scotch free. We had to think quick though, it was about 10:45 and we were in South Carolina which we were not native of. So we went to a gas station and asked the guy if he knew a sam's club or walmart that was around but the closest one around was 10 miles away. We go there and then remember that this wasn't a ******* plasma TV so we had to go find one of those huge ass 32 inch 100 pound glass screened TV's. Luckily Walmart had a couple in stock but they were 36 inches. We weren't worried about the price more than the hotel manager noticing. We bought it, rushed back to the hotel and by the time we get back there is no cop cars there at the hotel. We go to the parking garage and carry this ******* 150 pound TV. Note that me and him were drunk. We were about in the 5th level of the parking garage so we were some time away. We walk all the ways down and try to get into the hotel drawing no attention. The elevator was to risky so we had to take the fire stairs. We walk all the ways up near the 14th floor in the fire stairs and hear loud voices followed by walkie talkies above (DAM WERE ****** ), thats what I though until I found out it was just 2 high kids ******* with the cops with their walkie talkies they had. MFW they told them they saw the guy who did it run down the street to the dennys.We walked up to our room, we were saved.
User avatar #304 to #255 - penciljack (04/14/2012) [-]
You have a great imagination for BS. Have you ever thought about writing a book?
User avatar #305 to #304 - xxane (04/14/2012) [-]
lol you would think im joking but seriously I promise you that I'm not. When you have a crazy ass friend when your older,then come and talk to me.
User avatar #306 to #305 - penciljack (04/14/2012) [-]
When I'm older? Really you have no idea about my age and I'm sure that your story is BS, but hey if it help you sleep at night then please continue to tell your tales of fiction.
#289 to #255 - robogineer (04/14/2012) [-]
You and your friend deserve a medal.
You and your friend deserve a medal.
#288 to #255 - justanotherbrony (04/14/2012) [-]
Oh man, I really want to read this but I'm too tired to focus, could someone summarize?
#295 to #288 - anonymous (04/14/2012) [-]
his friend was drunk through the hotels tv out of the 19th floor balcony smashed on the ground went to get a new one hauled ass with it up the fire stiars didnt get caught

User avatar #293 to #288 - DerpDerpDerp (04/14/2012) [-]
>Drunk
>TV out tha window
>Boom
>Cops on the way
>Buy replacement
>Saved the day.
User avatar #291 to #288 - xxane (04/14/2012) [-]
I cant summarize it, you have to read it to really get into it and understand it. I guarantee you its well worth the read.
#294 to #291 - justanotherbrony (04/14/2012) [-]
Oh damn, pulled myself together enough to read it.
That's ******* awesome, you're one lucky bastard.
#284 to #255 - averagesol ONLINE (04/14/2012) [-]
That was awesome, great story haha
#278 to #255 - rshanebarnes (04/14/2012) [-]
That's actually pretty badass, too
User avatar #279 to #278 - xxane (04/14/2012) [-]
I cant start out to tell you the stories I had with my friend James. This one ranks like 7 on our top 10 list haha.
User avatar #282 to #279 - protroller (04/14/2012) [-]
do i hear the sound of front page content? :D
User avatar #286 to #282 - xxane (04/14/2012) [-]
You know what, **** it. ill make a post tomorrow or something of all my funny ass stories with him lol
User avatar #283 to #282 - xxane (04/14/2012) [-]
lol idk, I really haven't ever shared these stories cause I know me and him would go to jail if police caught me telling people these haha!
#274 to #255 - justakewldewd (04/14/2012) [-]
<--- This is your swag level
<--- This is your swag level
#272 to #255 - legin (04/14/2012) [-]
No actually, that story was cool.   
   
(not sarcastic)
No actually, that story was cool.

(not sarcastic)
User avatar #273 to #272 - xxane (04/14/2012) [-]
Thanks.
#259 to #255 - Loststorm (04/14/2012) [-]
I actually read all that.
#281 to #259 - vanhoutte (04/14/2012) [-]
That pic gets funnier the longer you look at it
******* LOL
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