My friend did this once at a hotel. He was drunk as fuck and picked up this huge ass 32' tv from the tv stand and threw it off the porch from the 19th floor (Which was the highest floor) off the hotel. All you heard was metal crushing like a can and what sounded like 5000 glass bottles getting broken at the same time,Note that we heard this from all the ways at the top floor,from down there it most of sounded like hell. Next thing you know 5 mins later 4 cops cars are in-front of the hotel. We knew they were gonna check our room and see our tv gone but we had enough time to run out of the hotel, buy a new tv that looked similar and get off scotch free. We had to think quick though, it was about 10:45 and we were in South Carolina which we were not native of. So we went to a gas station and asked the guy if he knew a sam's club or walmart that was around but the closest one around was 10 miles away. We go there and then remember that this wasn't a fucking plasma TV so we had to go find one of those huge ass 32 inch 100 pound glass screened TV's. Luckily Walmart had a couple in stock but they were 36 inches. We weren't worried about the price more than the hotel manager noticing. We bought it, rushed back to the hotel and by the time we get back there is no cop cars there at the hotel. We go to the parking garage and carry this fucking 150 pound TV. Note that me and him were drunk. We were about in the 5th level of the parking garage so we were some time away. We walk all the ways down and try to get into the hotel drawing no attention. The elevator was to risky so we had to take the fire stairs. We walk all the ways up near the 14th floor in the fire stairs and hear loud voices followed by walkie talkies above (DAM WERE FUCKED), thats what I though until I found out it was just 2 high kids fucking with the cops with their walkie talkies they had. MFW they told them they saw the guy who did it run down the street to the dennys.We walked up to our room, we were saved.