My Tarzan You Jane

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I heard a joke about Tarzan once. So while talking to him, Jane says, "Tarzan, do you know what sex is?" He says no. So she strips naked, lays down, spreads her legs and says "Tarzan, take that thing I taught you about and put it in here". So Tarzan leaves for a moment, and comes back with a massive tree branch. He takes the branch and violently smacks her on the pussy several times, and she jumps up and yells out "HOLY SHIT TARZAN, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" He says "It okay, Tarzan just checking to make sure no bees."

Do a barrel roll!

whattt this is down the street from my friends house. nice

I dont think the "Kitchen" is in the water...but good try though

Trust a woman to fuck that up.

Me Tarzan, you fail.

Just put some Robitussin on it

this kinda shit happens if she doesn't stay in the motherfucking kitchen!!!!!!!

just sayin

It's okay, she landed in the water ....... eventually.

eeh just put some windex on it.

blond chick, swinging from elevated place toward a lake... ya this is gonna end well

excuse me, i'll brbBRBBRBRAAAAUUUHHHGHGGGPPLALSLLAFJD!

Just walk it off. Walk it off.

And this is gods way of saying that you should know your place

dont you just hate being the guinea pig?