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Yourmomkong
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Y'all are a buncha pussies. It's not venomous, the worst thing that's going to happen if it bites you is you'll bleed a bit.
If you want to be scared of something be scared of the ******* 3 foot long centipedes. Those things are actually big enough to kill ya.
(I know it's not 3 feet but I needed some sort of reference.)
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Get bit by a tarantula. Not only are their inch long fangs painful themselves, the venom they have(Yes, they are venomous) is specifically to increase the pain and swelling. I'd rather die in 10 minutes than have that satanic growth on me.
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Thank you for correcting me, yes all spiders do have a certain type of venom but I meant that these aren't venomous to humans. I don't care which one I get bit by because if it happens either way I'm going to be the one walking out of the confrontation alive.
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ravarshi
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"If it doesn't kill me, it better run faster than a bullet"
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mrtwilightsparkle
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Oh god, your last sentence is something Dwight Schrute would say. I ******* LOL'd, so thumbs for you, sir.
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