smart car thief

Do you realize how lucky you are?

Name them ;)

its only 1 in 100 if he posted that 20 times is one in 5. im so tired of people getting so many thumbs for rolls. call me when someone rolls a 999999999

**hospitable rolls 999,999,999**

A 1/100 chance repeated 20 times wouldn't make it a 1/5 chance. That logic would mean that if he did it 100 times he would definitely get it.

Actually he has a 1% chance of rolling 69 because he can always roll the same number 20 times so stfu this guy deserves a medal and you deserve nothing because you cannot even do basic math dipshit. And you have a 0.000000001% chance of rolling *999,999,999*
so i dont think anyone will get that unless of course your a wizard.

But seriously get off the computer and go learn some math :)

**benk rolls 66** i agree with all of you that no matter how many times you roll a number the chance is still one in 100. So your odds are one in 1/100 for a one time roll we all agree right? But if he posts this on 5 different pictures his odds of succeeding are 1 in 5 because each time he has a 1/100 chance so lets do some math, (1/100)+(1/100)+(1/100)+(1/100)+(1/100)= 5/100 which reduces to 1/20.

Also i dont see why this guy should get a medal for a randomly generated number, its not skill. Even if my math is wrong (which its not) is still all luck.

But he didnt post on different pictures so hes pretty awesome

Your math is incorrect. You don't add the probabilities (by your logic, rolling 100 times would give a 100% chance of rolling 69 at least once; in reality you could roll any number of times and never get 69). The odds of rolling 69 at least once in 5 tries is 1 minus the chance you don't roll 69 five times in a row. So 1 - (99/100)^5 = .049. You were close with 1/20, but you math you used to arrive there was incorrect. THE MORE YOU KNOW!

oh look dubs, what are the odds? do i get 100+ thumbs, no, that would be retarded because the odds are only 1 in 10. so if ten people "roll 2" the odds are 1 of them will be dubs, u can ask Kony, the Ugandan hero how many people roll a day, but im pretty sure its a fuck load more than 10, so there are plenty of rolls like this.

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2300342/FJ+University/1388#1388 Someone rolled 999,999,999 there.

Also, while I don't approve of your language, you're absolutely right. Rolling 69 is a 1 in 101 chance. It doesn't matter how many times you tried before, it's always going to be 1 in 101.

isnt it 1 of 100 caz there is no 100 but there is a 00
and i do apologize about my language im just furious when people think they are smart

Oh you're right... It must be 1 in 100. Thanks, and I feel you bro

18.2% chance of getting 69 in 20 rolls. 1 - (99/100)^20

**funchy rolls 64** it's 1 in 101, you forgot 00

doubles only goes up to 99

damn.. you are right.

A specific number roll is 1 in 101.

Dubs are 1 in 10 because there are 10 different pairs in 101 numbers.

So rolling a specific pair of dubs, or rolling for a 69 is 1 in 101.

so actually...

Sure did!

He was rolling for a specific number, so it's 1 in 101.

Please explain

1 in 100 actually, since there's a "00" instead of a "100" when you *roll 2*

When you *roll 2* you have a 1 in 10 chance to roll any pair of dubs because there are 10 pairs of dubs.

If you *roll 2* to get a specific number like 69, or a specific pair of dubs like 99, you have a 1 in 100 chance to roll that specific number because there are 99 other numbers that can come out.

Ok, just making sure. I guess I should have specified that it's a 1/100 when you "roll 2" instead of saying "doubles". People kept saying 1 in 101 and that's not right...

Yeap I hate it too when this kind of stuff gets more thumbs than actually funny comments... -.-

69 you say

DEAR SWEET CELESTIA
MOTHER OF GAWD
YOOOO NIGGA DAYUM LUCKY ROLL
JESUS MARY MOTHER OF GOD!

Now no matter what group you belong to, you will understand my amazement.

you deserve these thumbs because you don't roll on every post. so please take this thumb

Jedi Bird is amused

It's beautiful :'D

Inb4 100 thumbs.
Good roll.
Congrats :D

whos this guy? btw kept u posy

Tobuscus. Youtube him, he's amazing

CAN'T TAKE THIS LEVEL OF WIN

inb4 shitstorm

Well played bro.

AWWWW SHIT!

**xIArcticIx rolls 1,266,958** Holy Fucking Shit!!!!

oh god the epicness

Who cares? Don't be jealous.

1 - Chances of rolling Quads are 1/1000, didn't point before because I thought you typo.

2 - You are assuming that everyone who saw this comment also saw, e.g. the second top comment which is quads, and opted by thumbing this up, and not quads.

1 - Chances of rolling quads is 1/1000. Chances of rolling 0,000 Quads (what the user rolled) are 1/10,000

2- Yes, I'm assuming that everyone who saw this, also saw the top comment in the top content until up to a few hours ago.

1 - It doesn't matter that it was the specific 0,000 quads, had no relationship to the content or a comment within.

2 - Thumbing is a choice with value of "1" which is up to each user individually make it worth, if you like the quads, thumb it, don't like the "69", don't thumb it. But it's not your concern what other people thumb.

3 - You should stop being the generic annoying guy that cares too much about what people do or like.

I'm at the wrong side of this conversation.
I'm sorry.
I was wrong

Well then, my apologies, if I wasn't polite or anything.

It's okay.
It was my bad, I wasn't thinking straight, but I didn't mean to offend anyone.

**osmosisjones rolls 78** I wanna try.

**YourGayUncle rolls 25** also mine

**drdisrespect rolls 97** i like

**SethDaKiDIIx rolls 20** how about you go down on me and I owe you one?

**guidoburrito rolls 62**

**twatdestroyerr rolls 23**

**Shaway rolled a random image posted in comment #4807 at Post your A/S/L, make friends **

Here is what it looks like.

So you roll as an anon, to avoid red thumbs on your real account, but name your real account in case you do get something good?

**boombasticmonkey rolls 70**

like the ones in my car... but still no big deal to break open... i forgot my keys at least 3 times in the car...

It's in his DNA.

stealing bikesmn his nigga blood

dood...

nice one

**vixq rolls 040**

That awkward moment when anon might get front page...

**jackbo rolls 01** doubles

**nicolaiaa rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at Hacking TV's ** But it is a smart car theft

Someone needs to stick the thornberry face on that...

lol wut?

om nom nom!!

**pingusux rolls 73**

**RykenX rolls 17** 79 get

**xxkosukexx rolls 40** 00

in the back seat

I don't think you understand what hotwiring is.

Well even though its nearly impossible to hot wire new cars these days, you run a current though the ignition lines that goes to the the starter. But of coarse to do that you have to find the wires and which one is which. But if im wrong please, explain.

Plus doesn't the whole steering column lock up on cars nowadays? I heard that was a new feature and you need a key to unlock it. Idk though just asking.

Yeah, im not sure. I just know there is a chip in my key that needs to be activated by putting it in the ignition. which then opens the Gas valve IM NOT one hundred percent sure if its activated while in the ignition, or just when its in the car. But im pretty sure its the first one.

Hopefully it's the first one haha, especially if you go into a town like Philly. I live near there so I just use it as reference.

Do cars get broken into alot in Philly?

Eh, it really matters what type to be honest. But if it's a car people like a lot then yes it will. That's why I usually take the train to Philly.

Ah, im not a city boy, just a small town girl........? what?

Shittt now that's stuck in my head. Hahaha well I'm gonna go play Mass Effect 3, good night.

DONT FINISH ME3, JUST STOP RIGHT BEFORE. JUST DO IT. JUST LISTEN TO ME, FRIEND! HEED MY WARNING OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!

livin in a lonely world...

The steering column locks up, and most modern cars have engine immobilizers built in, so unless the key, or fob, is in the ignition, it is impossible to start the vehicle.

from Wanted

you'd be surprised how easily this actually works if the knife is sharp and thin enough

I think I just ruined perfect dubs

**jabbathesmut rolls 46** its all good

Deserves more thumbs.

Avatars unite!