Thumbs up, Bro.

People are commenting on my content?!

Sort of happened to me when I was a kid. I was alone in my crib in the middle of the night. According to my parents, they had been hearing strange noises outside the house, but dismissed as their overactive imaginations due to their lack of sleep (I was a noisy baby).

Anyway, I was there napping when this burglar broke into our house and started snooping around. He came into my room and I started to cry. Worried that I would wake up my parents, he walked over with the intention to shut me up, presumably by choking me or throwing me out of the window. Fortunately, our family dog was in the room with us. When the burglar started to walk towards me he got up and started brutally raping him. I mean all out rape. Thing is, my dog got so into it that he started to grow extra dicks, which filled up every orifice this guy possessed. My parents heard his cries of "oh God how many dicks does this thing have" over the baby monitor and came rushing in to help.
By the time they made it over to my room, the burglar was filled up with so much semen that it started to leak over onto the floor, filling it up to about knee length. Naturally, the burglar was very embarrassed. He tried to stand up to explain himself, but spaghetti started falling out of his pockets, which he then slipped on, causing him to fall out of the window.
We decided to get a different dog after that.

And thats how Harry Potter was saved from Voldermort.

**samjackal rolled a random image posted in comment #332 at Dumb Teens ** How I make babies.

they also do this.

dat title

And that's how Harry Potter survived Voldemort

A few years later...

don't worry, my dog will save you child

<--reminds me of this

reminded me of this

<--the dog afterward.

I spent too much time on this

got bored made into FJ edition enjoy!