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Wear a seal hat, they said
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>Went to see a seal show
>They asked someone from the audience to come help feed the seal
>I was chosen
>I went down, the seal did a few tricks
>The trainer fed the seal and showed me how to do it
>My turn, but the seal didn't take the food
>I kept trying and trying for at least 10 minutes
>Eventually shouted out ''why won't you take the god-damned food?! How can I make you eat it!''
>To my surprise, the seal replied ''I'll eat it one one condition..I need something''
>I asked it ''What do you need!''
>It replied ''I need about tree fiddy''
>i notice that the seal actually isn't a seal at all, but is actually a giant crustacean from the Paleolithic era.
>They asked someone from the audience to come help feed the seal
>I was chosen
>I went down, the seal did a few tricks
>The trainer fed the seal and showed me how to do it
>My turn, but the seal didn't take the food
>I kept trying and trying for at least 10 minutes
>Eventually shouted out ''why won't you take the god-damned food?! How can I make you eat it!''
>To my surprise, the seal replied ''I'll eat it one one condition..I need something''
>I asked it ''What do you need!''
>It replied ''I need about tree fiddy''
>i notice that the seal actually isn't a seal at all, but is actually a giant crustacean from the Paleolithic era.
**jakeizzzzle rolls 129,930,327** OK I will not stop till I get a full set no matter the toenail clippings!



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