Wear a seal hat, they said

**ThickMcRunFast rolls 262** I need about tree fiddy

**rawrasaurus rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at whipped cream rage **

>Went to see a seal show
>They asked someone from the audience to come help feed the seal
>I was chosen
>I went down, the seal did a few tricks
>The trainer fed the seal and showed me how to do it
>My turn, but the seal didn't take the food
>I kept trying and trying for at least 10 minutes
>Eventually shouted out ''why won't you take the god-damned food?! How can I make you eat it!''
>To my surprise, the seal replied ''I'll eat it one one condition..I need something''
>I asked it ''What do you need!''
>It replied ''I need about tree fiddy''
>i notice that the seal actually isn't a seal at all, but is actually a giant crustacean from the Paleolithic era.

That would of sucked ass if the glass broke

**taterbombs rolls 16**

**tiptoebythewindow rolls 004**

retoast you gay Lamar Smith

**Dactyl rolls 322** i need about 3 50

failed surprise buttsex?

Glass breaks. You're fucked.

just pissed myself

**jakeizzzzle rolls 129,930,327** OK I will not stop till I get a full set no matter the toenail clippings!