how i see football advertisements:
Tomorrow night on Sky Sports 4 it's the clash of the South Coast as the IRRESISTIBLE force of Portsmouth meet the immovable object of Southampton in a clash that's going to go down in HISTORY as one of the many football games that are happening this weekend

Meanwhile, there are old scores to be settled at THE DEL. Scores like 1-0 and 2-2 that have happened in previous years. Who will win this time between Sunderland and Blackburn?

Then on Sunday, LIVE, the BATTLE for the North West, as Shrewsbury meat Macclesfield which is already being described as "ON THIS SUNDAY".

Coming up mid-week, the GIANTS of Charlton take on the TITANS of Ipswich, making them both seem normal sized.

Tottenham play Bolton for the second time this season to see who'll win that

ALSO, Manchester United return to Aston Villa for a game of FOOTBALL to determine the VICTORS for this year at least and in deed at most

We are looking forward to March where every FOOTBALL team will be playing FOOTBALL several times and in various combinations
And you can catch ALL of the FOOTBALL HERE where we will be showing ALL THE FOOTBALL ALL THE TIME. CATCH ALL OF THE CONSTANTLY HAPPENING FOOTBALL HERE!!!

It's ALL HERE, it's ALL FOOTBALL and it's ALWAYS impossible to keep track of ALL THE FOOTBALL but you're best chance is HERE!
THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF HOURS OF FOOTBALL, each more CLIMATIC THAN THE LAST. CONSTANT DIZZYING, YEAR LONG FOOTBALL! every kick of it massively important to someone, somewhere. Presumably

WATCH IT HERE, ALL THE TIME, FOREVER! IT WILL NEVER STOP! FOOTBALL IS OFFICIALLY GOING ON FOREVER! IT WILL NEVER BE FINALLY DECIDED WHO HAS WON THE FOOTBALL!
THERE IS STILL EVERYTHING TO PLAY FOR AND FOREVER TO PLAY IT IN!
SO THATS THE FOOTBALL, COMING UP, WATCH IT, WATCH THE FOOTBALL, WATCH IT! WATCH IT! ITS GONNA MOVE! WATCH THE FOOTBALL

IT'S FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!