Chuck Norris Move (watch second attempt). Street Surfing )--------------------> A man and his son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?" The dad asked him, "before or after sex?&
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Chuck Norris Move (watch second attempt)

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Submitted: 07/09/2010
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User avatar #3 - kidruck (07/09/2010) [+] (17 replies)
A man and his son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?"
The dad asked him, "before or after sex?"
"Ummmm, before sex", the kid replied.
The dad said, "have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?"
"Yeah" said the son.
"Well, what about after sex?" said the son.
His dad replied, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"!!!
User avatar #4 to #3 - flesheater ONLINE (07/09/2010) [-]
I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again.
My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the mushrooms!
User avatar #6 - patdunn (07/09/2010) [-]
nice fj logo in top corner
User avatar #1 - funtubeyou (07/09/2010) [-]
#37 - Zezo **User deleted account** (07/09/2010) [+] (9 replies)
Chuck Norris wouldn't miss the first time
#2 - metalvein **User deleted account** (07/09/2010) [-]
#17 - micordthegreat (07/09/2010) [-]
LSMMTUAFIMC = (Laughing so much my turban unravels and falls in my curry)
User avatar #82 - MurphyUK ONLINE (07/09/2010) [+] (29 replies)
This pic is wrong becuse of 2 things:

1. Chuck Norris never does it wrong first time,

2. Chuck Norris just needs to look at the ball to make it fly into his face.
#5 - hailsatan **User deleted account** (07/09/2010) [-]
next time use the force ob1
User avatar #161 - fvefngerdethpunch (07/09/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Chuck norris once ate six 72oz. steaks in an hour. he spent the first fifty minutes having sex with the waitress
#99 - wheresmysammich (07/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i like how he put the funnyjunk logo. so no one can steal it and put it on another site.. hmm
#133 - ronnnnie **User deleted account** (07/09/2010) [+] (5 replies)
stupid asians

and a white guy he did nothing wrong... like always
#136 to #133 - FJWesley **User deleted account** (07/09/2010) [-]
Stupid asians?
I think that's an oxymoron.
User avatar #22 - TigerMann (07/09/2010) [+] (7 replies)
#23 to #22 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/09/2010) [-]
#63 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/09/2010) [+] (5 replies)
omg is that ryan higa?????
#141 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/09/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Ryan Higa?

anyone say this yet?
#176 - IceDog **User deleted account** (07/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I've tried that move exactly once.

The ball caught on fire and killed JFK
User avatar #55 - Rippedabs (07/09/2010) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #11 - CabooseMichael (07/09/2010) [+] (4 replies)
100th thumb!!!! :D
#266 - MagicShoes **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [+] (5 replies)
(continued from comment #265) wait what do you think i should wear? the black guy says: don't matter, just gonna be the two of us.
#84 - thefuckingfuuu (07/09/2010) [-]
is that ryan higa
User avatar #50 - IceBearJudgesYou (07/09/2010) [-]
Norris/falcon KICK
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