Chuck Norris Move (watch second attempt). Street Surfing )--------------------> /funny_gifs/27634/STREET+SURFING/.. A man and his son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?" The dad asked him, "before or after sex?& Chuck Norris Move owned funny accident Karate kick davemaster FUNNYJUNK GIF
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #3 - kidruck
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A man and his son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?"
The dad asked him, "before or after sex?"
"Ummmm, before sex", the kid replied.
The dad said, "have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?"
"Yeah" said the son.
"Well, what about after sex?" said the son.
His dad replied, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"!!!
User avatar #256 to #3 - AdamAcev
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There once was an ugly Barnacle..
It was SOOOOO ugly..
Everyone died.

the end.
User avatar #302 to #256 - AdamAcev
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its from spongebob guys.. seriously?
#321 to #302 - AnonymousG **User deleted account**
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#299 to #3 - Awfulgorilla **User deleted account**
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#300 to #299 - anon id: 2e39d4c9
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I don't get it.
User avatar #193 to #3 - poonhunter
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a priest and a monk walk into the bare, they sit down to have a drink and THE GAME.
#197 to #193 - anon id: 0416e3ed
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*bar, uhhhhgh FML.
User avatar #4 to #3 - flesheater
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I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again.
My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the mushrooms!
#7 to #4 - AgentFBI **User deleted account**
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Two men went hunting in the woods. Suddenly, one man fell over from a heart attack. The other man did not know what had happened or if he was even alive or not, so he called 911. The person over the phone told him to first make sure the man was dead. A gunshot was heard over the phone. Two seconds later, the man replied "Okay, now what?"
User avatar #8 to #7 - flesheater
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Why did the princess cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing her seat belt
User avatar #120 to #8 - raibean
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I don't get it.
User avatar #9 to #8 - RAMOS
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your wife comes charging outta the kitchen, wats wrong?
the chains too long
#10 to #9 - tattoofromfantasy **User deleted account**
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A man with Down's syndrome called ramos walks into a bar.
The barman says, "why the mong face?"
User avatar #149 to #9 - InsaneMainframe
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thats funny
User avatar #20 to #7 - balognaeatyou
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hahahahahahahaha


Dick Cheney.........
#283 to #7 - FFVIIcstrife
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That joke is on Wikipedia.
#189 to #7 - anon id: ec7f1f44
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how did you get thumbs for that that was on a picture yesterday i took a screencap of you on the pic that says EXACTLY WHATS IN YOUR COMMENT HA HA BUSTD
User avatar #6 - patdunn
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nice fj logo in top corner
User avatar #1 - funtubeyou
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BOOM HEADSHOT!
#37 - Zezo **User deleted account**
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Chuck Norris wouldn't miss the first time
User avatar #39 to #37 - Schmangeetay
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he doesn't have a beard, that should have been a dead give away...
#45 to #37 - anon id: 6377d3f1
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Stop dickriding chuck norris. i swear to god these fjers never break character. lets get real. chuck norris isnt god. youre like a kid that believes in santa clause.
#47 to #45 - Zezo **User deleted account**
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lolol, I haven't made a chuck norris joke in months and the moment I do this dickhead gets pissed off
#49 to #47 - anon id: 6377d3f1
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I'm not that much of a dick sorry to go off on you like that its just really overused
User avatar #57 to #49 - MusicalRade
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I just LOVE how this is coming from Anonymous.
#236 to #57 - anon id: 01d63688
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I just love how you are a ******* fag
User avatar #71 to #45 - MrCrepsley
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SANTA'S NOT REAL?!
#58 to #45 - anon id: 054cdd83
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chuck norries would kill you were you stand
#51 to #45 - CodyTheGod **User deleted account**
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and the fact that hes a hundred ****** year old and would probably break if someone hit
#2 - metalvein **User deleted account**
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epic
#17 - micordthegreat
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LSMMTUAFIMC = (Laughing so much my turban unravels and falls in my curry)
User avatar #82 - MurphyUK
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This pic is wrong becuse of 2 things:

1. Chuck Norris never does it wrong first time,

2. Chuck Norris just needs to look at the ball to make it fly into his face.
#86 to #82 - chellabella
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ok yuhh know what i have tos ay you people think cuck norris is so ******* awsome i say **** you chuck norris **** you and damn you to hell he knows good karate antone can do what hes does and yes he does mess
User avatar #89 to #86 - MurphyUK
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Well i say, **** your grammar. Go back to school, or go back a few years.
#92 to #89 - hansjsand **User deleted account**
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Can you understand the complicated text by this.. chellabella? It's like the rosseta stone all over...
#104 to #89 - chellabella
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I SAID **** CHUCK NORRIS
User avatar #108 to #104 - Kodylol
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You dont **** Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris ***** you.
#90 to #86 - hansjsand **User deleted account**
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One word:
grammar

I can't understand what the fu@k you are texting...
#119 to #86 - MagicShoes **User deleted account**
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Press the next arrow then you uneducated bitch. I learned that run-on sentences were bad in 2nd grade.
#109 to #86 - Unlucky
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You're adopted, learn some ******* grammar, and if you don't like the post, **** off.
It's that simple.
User avatar #118 to #86 - patriotic canadian
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no?
User avatar #117 to #82 - patriotic canadian
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its a cheap imitation
#83 to #82 - gzain **User deleted account**
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Wrong! He just needs to want the ball to fly in his face.
#85 to #83 - hansjsand **User deleted account**
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He doesn't need to do ANYTHING!!
The ball will se into the future because chuck wants it to do something in the future and the ball will then do it before he want's it to do it!
#87 to #85 - chellabella
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SHUT THA **** UP ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS OMGGGG
User avatar #102 to #87 - Zen
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u shut the **** up about us shutting the **** up about chuck norris
#106 to #102 - chellabella
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**** CHUCK NORRIS
User avatar #168 to #106 - Zen
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id rather **** ghuck norris than ur nasty ass
#97 to #87 - ImmaMonsta **User deleted account**
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go back 2 the kitchen -_-
User avatar #91 to #87 - MurphyUK
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Get a life troll.
#88 to #87 - hansjsand **User deleted account**
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NOOOOO!!!
Or else something close to you will kill you before chuck norris even knows that you said that!
oh.. too late...
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#107 to #95 - chellabella
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**** JUCK NORRIS **** MR.SPARKLY **** JINE BEIBER AHAHHAHAHAHHA
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#112 to #110 - chellabella
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ROFL
#116 to #112 - hansjsand **User deleted account**
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Is it just me or are you an 8th grader?
looks like it...
And it fits PERFECT!!!
#134 to #112 - AlphaZombie
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Tits or GTFO
#123 to #107 - MagicShoes **User deleted account**
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Either you can't type worth dick or you have enoromous Andre the Giant fingers. I doubt the latter. Read a book you Latina bitch.
User avatar #100 to #87 - Sonos
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who let your fat ass on the pc?
#105 to #100 - chellabella
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**** CHUCK NORRRISSS oh nad im nat fat im super sexxi but think what yuhh want **** CHUCK NORRIS
User avatar #113 to #105 - Sonos
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just cuz ur uncle touched ur penis while watching walker texas ranger and u get bad flash backs dont mean u gata hate on chuck norris
#5 - hailsatan **User deleted account**
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next time use the force ob1
User avatar #161 - fvefngerdethpunch
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Chuck norris once ate six 72oz. steaks in an hour. he spent the first fifty minutes having sex with the waitress
User avatar #167 to #161 - mightymilk
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chuck norris coined the phrase,"dont come near me ************ or ill roundhouse kick the **** out of you" the phrase has since been changed to "dont mess with texas"

chuck norris is the only person who can kick u in the back of yr face

chuck norris when clean-shaven, radiates the head of 3 suns

if the coach had put chuck norris in the fourth quarter they would have won state. no doubt about it
User avatar #170 to #161 - mightymilk
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chuck norris once broke a mirror on a black cat under a ladder on friday the 13th. he won the lottery that day

chuck norris can kick a fat back into an ass

the only time chuck norris has ever been wrong was then he though he made a mistake

pinatas were made in an attempt to get chuck norris to stop kicking the people of mexico. sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is chuck norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims

when chuck norris farts it smells like freshly baked cinnamon rolls
#162 to #161 - rawrsayzkitah **User deleted account**
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Epic band ude.
User avatar #164 to #162 - fvefngerdethpunch
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thanks
#99 - wheresmysammich
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i like how he put the funnyjunk logo. so no one can steal it and put it on another site.. hmm
User avatar #138 to #99 - CrackinPeanut
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lol I didn't even saw it until I read your comment