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#314
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Archnas (08/01/2011) [+]
(16 replies)
A fun thing to do is get on a trampoline,bounce around a bit,get off,then jump on the ground.After you do this get on this sight make a reply to this comment saying that you did the mentioned fun,and we shall laugh merrily at the event you have just precedded in.But what if you dont have a trampline you may ask.Have no fear ill tell you something else that will work the same way.Ok first go to Wal-Mart find the watermelons count how many black people stop to stare at them. Tell the cashier in lane two how many times this was.This could work anywhere.He will then give you a parakeet.Take this parakeet to Target.See how many kids are running around without their parents doing shit.Divide this number by two and tell it to the cashier in the last lane.They will then lead you into a secret tunnel that will lead you into the nearest gas station.Cut the head off the parakeet and kick it at the first black guy you see.If you hit him in his right femur(your left when looking at him)17 chinese men will pop out of a truck scream KAMIKAZE!and slap you on the face and shit on your shoes.Pick up the greenest of these shits and throw it at the cashier.He will then start speaking in demonic languages and cast the curse Naganor upon you.Go to Ihop now.Get a stack of pancakes.Eat those pancakes.Say how the fuck do they make such good pancakes.Now go to the nearest neighborhood.Jump fences until you encounter a backyard with a birdbath in it.Knock it over and jump more fences. Take a shit on the next lawn you see with glass doors.Then proceed to jump more fences,if you see an old guy masturbating you've gone to far.Find a trampoline.Bounce around a bit,get off,then jump on the ground.Post a reply to this saying how this did nothing for you,but your adventures were truly fantastic.Now ask yourself why you just read this entire post I made up because i felt like it,so we can laugh merrily about your [url deleted] me and ill fuck your mother later!
It seems fire fox has really bounced back as a browser
Fox 1: Hey, hey hey HEY HOLD ON, HOLD THE FUCK ON!!
Fox 2: What?!
Fox 1: ...This thing is bouncy! Hop hop! hehe
Fox 2: Ok, you're you're just trying to stall!
Fox 1: HEY HEY HOLD THE FU- BACK OFF, BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!
Fox 2: Oh what the fuck now?!
Fox 1: I wanna bounce on it!
Fox 2: What?!
Fox 1: ...This thing is bouncy! Hop hop! hehe
Fox 2: Ok, you're you're just trying to stall!
Fox 1: HEY HEY HOLD THE FU- BACK OFF, BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!
Fox 2: Oh what the fuck now?!
Fox 1: I wanna bounce on it!