PRETTY FACE. FEEDING FRENZY )------------------> One woman stops a taxi. - To the airport, please. After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says: - You are third pregnant woman that
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User avatar #10 - kidruck (06/08/2010) [+] (9 replies)
One woman stops a taxi.
- To the airport, please.
After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says:
- You are third pregnant woman that I have driven to the airport today.
- Are you kidding me, I am not pregnant.
- Well, you havent arrived to the airport yet neither.
User avatar #11 to #10 - aploos (06/08/2010) [-]

A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.

"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"
"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.
"Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......
"Not that f*****g difficult is it?" he says
User avatar #63 - RiotXtimE (06/08/2010) [-]
Its Miley Cyrus.
#38 - MrsPlaceholder **User deleted account** (06/08/2010) [+] (4 replies)
You know how your mom says not to do that or your face will get stuck like that?

This is why Placeholder wears a mask
#19 - darkadmin **User deleted account** (06/08/2010) [+] (2 replies)
gives me nostalgia for super mario 64. you know, the one where you can mold mario's face?
#72 - LyndorX (06/08/2010) [+] (5 replies)
He was obviously holding the R button. (obscure reference)
User avatar #70 - sweetxblood (06/08/2010) [-]
Gives a new meaning to the phrase, "If you keep making that face, it'll freeze that way forever!"

User avatar #45 - Godz (06/08/2010) [-]
just like your parents always told you, if you keep making faces its gonna get stuck like that
User avatar #31 - demonbunny (06/08/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I can do that with another part of my body. But it's not on my face. And it hurts like hell.
User avatar #3 - funtubeyou (06/08/2010) [-]
Damn nature, you are scary!
User avatar #84 - CountRugen (06/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Who else tried to make their face stay like that?
User avatar #69 - Canadian (06/08/2010) [-]
User avatar #59 - Xan Krieger (06/08/2010) [-]
"Say cheese!"
#2 - freddyfromhatetube **User deleted account** (06/08/2010) [+] (2 replies)
who u calling bitch
User avatar #4 to #2 - funtubeyou (06/08/2010) [-]
the funtube army?
User avatar #58 - Kruzers (06/08/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Its like super mario 64!!
User avatar #56 - sgtpaint (06/08/2010) [-]
his nose looks like one of the south park visitors
User avatar #1 - iamacunt (06/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
and people say freddy u ugly not as bad as him he fugly
User avatar #46 - AfroGriffin (06/08/2010) [-]
Da **** is this **** ?
#42 - anonymous (06/08/2010) [-]
LOL that reminds me of the title screen of super mario 64
User avatar #33 - jebrado (06/08/2010) [-]
OMG!! real life Mario!!!
User avatar #13 - TheAmzingDman (06/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
does anyone else thinks e looks like a sloth?
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