I'm going to kill you!

I thumbed you up but then I read your description and I took my thumb back. But now it's tainted with your description now I'm going to feed that thumb to my cat after I piss on it and when my cat poops it out in it's litter box I'm gonna take the sandy covered poop-thumb, light it on fire, throw it at your front door, and wait for you to come out and step the fire out. Then when the fire is out I'm going to come up, sweep the shit smeared thumb into a pile, pick it up and put it in a bag, and take it home with me. Because, you sir, do not deserve that piss covered, cat eaten, poopy, sandy, blazing, smeared thumb.