parot. fail.. A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always give away the tricks saying things like, "he has a card up h
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User avatar #3 - flesheater (05/21/2010) [-]
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always give away the tricks saying things like, "he has a card up his sleeve" or "he has a dove in his pocket."
One day the ship sank and the magician and the parrot found themselves alone on a lifeboat. For a couple of days, they just sat there looking at each other. Finally, the parrot broke the silence and said, "Okay, I give up. What did you do with the ship?"
User avatar #2 - scotbrew (05/08/2010) [-]
thks man
User avatar #1 - EvilNutter (05/08/2010) [-]
ah man that joke was awful lol. still thumbed it up though
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