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Chuck Norris In Action

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#68 - Andimion (05/09/2010) [-]
Thats not chuck norris... Thats just a random person.. Chuck Norris would have been standing in the road waiting for the car.. and it would just stop infront of him...
#67 - BBoyJingles (05/09/2010) [-]
fuck the police!
User avatar #61 - pyrogreenfire (05/06/2010) [-]
Well F*ck me.... Chuck norris IS god.
#56 - amishllama (05/06/2010) [-]
Its the Chuck Norris version of the eject button.
User avatar #54 - DrownedFish (05/05/2010) [-]
You don't find chuck norris, chuck norris finds you
User avatar #53 - cystemic (05/05/2010) [-]
PARKOUR!
User avatar #52 - TheClayMan **User deleted account** (05/05/2010) [-]
**TheClayMan rolls 348,428,471**
if Chuck Norris wants your car then get out of the car ASAP(even if its moving)
User avatar #47 - Hammyqweasd (05/05/2010) [-]
jesus may be able to walk on water, but chuck norris swims on land.
User avatar #48 to #47 - Hammyqweasd (05/05/2010) [-]
wait nvm i just noticed someone else said this sorry BrickHead
#45 - fuckinganonymous (05/05/2010) [-]
If that was chuck norris, why didnt he just pick up the truck and throw it?
#49 to #45 - anonymous (05/05/2010) [-]
you never question Chuck Norris' tactics
#46 to #45 - anonymous (05/05/2010) [-]
Because he wanted the truck
User avatar #41 - adamsvette (05/05/2010) [-]
he obviously wanted to be filmed...what an attention whor-
User avatar #40 - Funnaycrap (05/05/2010) [-]
Is he trying to reenact that video game "The Wheelman's" hijacking system?
User avatar #38 - boredmeallday **User deleted account** (05/05/2010) [-]
I was just wondering... if god(if he's real) was in a fight against chuck norris who would win?
User avatar #59 to #38 - CHUCKxNORRIS **User deleted account** (05/06/2010) [-]
GOD 100%. He made everyone on this earth including me
#55 to #38 - amishllama (05/05/2010) [-]
Chuck norris=god?
User avatar #50 to #38 - Kwiksandkiller (05/05/2010) [-]
god
#42 to #38 - anonymous (05/05/2010) [-]
hitler!
User avatar #39 to #38 - BrickHead (05/05/2010) [-]
Dude. Shutup.
#43 to #39 - Lemonth (05/05/2010) [-]
Obviously god.
User avatar #44 to #43 - BrickHead (05/05/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris.

Why?

Because God can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.


HEIL.
#66 to #44 - Lemonth (05/08/2010) [-]
It was Jesus that was walking on water..
User avatar #37 - BornToBeAWESOME (05/05/2010) [-]
That couldn't have been Chuck Norris!

If it was Chuck, he would have just looked at the car and it would have shut down.
#36 - WONDERWAFFLE (05/05/2010) [-]
Thats not CHUCK NORRIS
reason 1: he will do that on a plane.
reason 2: CHUCK NORRIS will kill the people in the vehicle
the guy just pushed him out.

I rest my case.
now lets all go get some bacon.
User avatar #34 - borhat **User deleted account** (05/05/2010) [-]
so chuck norris did megan fox
#33 - lawrenceguitars (05/05/2010) [-]
there was a 10 second splice, it appears chuck hit him so hard he was punched into the future
User avatar #62 to #33 - MyNameIsARickRoll (05/07/2010) [-]
genius
#32 - anonymous (05/05/2010) [-]
wow, a video of Chuck Norris sleep walking
User avatar #60 to #32 - Onemanretardpack (05/06/2010) [-]
When someone wakes up chuck norris when he he's sleepwalking, he doesn't get scared, he gets angry...
User avatar #31 - CHUCKxNORRIS **User deleted account** (05/05/2010) [-]
That wasn't me. That was my left Testicle. how did he get away again?
User avatar #58 to #31 - DukeRodshaft (05/06/2010) [-]
remember? we were at the b-ball court the other day and needed something to use as a basketball?
User avatar #57 to #31 - PhoenixD ONLINE (05/06/2010) [-]
shit happens, chuck
#30 - Sicbomber (05/05/2010) [-]
Explain what happening ?
User avatar #29 - amimuh **User deleted account** (05/05/2010) [-]
what are the odds of finding another car going the wrong way down a street you're being chased on?
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