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#24 - richhobo (11/08/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I once made the joke that my dad beats me.   
   
And then my dad heard me and beat me for telling lies.
I once made the joke that my dad beats me.

And then my dad heard me and beat me for telling lies.
#18 - enteroreninenine (11/08/2013) [+] (16 replies)
I'm short

I prefer people to make fun of me rather than tell me i'm tall, because that's clearly *******

5'2 17 years old
if you say i'm tall you are a liar
#1 - qwertyupp (11/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**** that. join in and rag on them as hard as you can muster. then point it inward and invite them to take shots back to make it more competitive than demeaning. help them to develop skin of leather and wits of steel so when douche-bags try to put them down they can brush it off and deliver crushing blows to the asshat that is trying to belittle them by praying on how weak they truly are for seeking to insult the would be inferior social entity.
#44 - tastycrisps (11/08/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I guess this explains why I constantly make jokes about being me being single and having no social life outside school, despite the fact that I'm really sensitive and insecure about it.
I guess this explains why I constantly make jokes about being me being single and having no social life outside school, despite the fact that I'm really sensitive and insecure about it.
#12 - snakefire (11/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You know... I've always made jokes about my height despite being insecure about it...


and now I understand why I made the jokes.
#35 - php (11/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #86 - slapchoppin (11/08/2013) [-]
i insult people no matter what

though its less me insulting them and more of me telling it like it is
#63 - infinitereaper (11/08/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Self deprecation is creepy to those who don't know you, but honestly, there is nothing like being honest. I'm pathetic, I know it, and I don't care if other people call me that, however, they're damn wrong if they think I'm just going to let them insult me.

See I'm just honest. Sure lots of people are great but lots of people are pathetic too, at least I have the balls to admit it. Frankly, those that see fit to make fun of others to stroke their own egos are even more pathetic than I am.
User avatar #39 - MrSunday (11/08/2013) [-]
prolly happened to op earlier today, sorry man, some people are dicks
#55 - nimithecat (11/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I'm a 						******					.   
I invite you to call me a 						******					 faggot.   
   
suck on my hard throbbing, veiny,ribbed irony, OP.
I'm a ****** .
I invite you to call me a ****** faggot.

suck on my hard throbbing, veiny,ribbed irony, OP.
User avatar #53 - arsonistchapel (11/08/2013) [-]
Seriously, I talk about my giant ass jew nose and then some idiot goes, "yeah yeah you could see it from space" OF COURSE I CAN SEE IN FROM SPACE! IT WOULD BE RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY EYES IN SPACE YOU TWAT!
#104 - thechosentroll (11/08/2013) [-]
I don't do it out of insecurity. When some annoying twat's trying to make fun of me, I show them how it's done and make fun of myself better than they ever could. At this point, anything they try to insult me with would be like going out on stage after Beyonce - no matter how good you are, you'll still seem horrible by comparison. They usually give up at that point.

You can't make fun of a man who can make fun of himself.
User avatar #90 - yuukoku (11/08/2013) [-]
Learned about this in Psychology. This is why I try to say good things about people when I can. Don't want to be responsible for a suicide or two, do I?
#8 - anonymous (11/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You got to have some self-irony. It's sometimes healthy to make fun of yourself, just so you don't take yourself too seriously. Despite this, I hate it when some people continue to make fun of me even though the joke's not even funny anymore, like every ******* day. If you're going to be a jerk, at least try to come up with something new and/or original.
#26 to #8 - remsaman ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
"lol youre fat"
"and..?"
"... youre just fat..."
"whats your point"
"shut the **** up"
User avatar #49 - jackrogers (11/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Not necessarily true, I like to think if you accept yourself for who you are and learn to laugh at yourself every now and again you tend to take life less serious and go on a lot happier.
User avatar #51 to #49 - martincabungcal (11/08/2013) [-]
I completely agree. That's exactly why I do it. But say now people are using your own jokes against you and feeling better about themselves because of your existence. Before you were making fun of yourself because you don't want to take your self too seriously, as it should be, but now people are just seeing you as nothing more than a joke for their own gain. That, my friend, is what rustles my jimmies.
User avatar #27 - wolverinebamf (11/08/2013) [-]
Not really, I make fun of myself and others make fun of me because I can take it, and I know it, and they know it. I can't make fun of others because of how PC our society is, but all of these jokes are going to have to be used on someone.
#11 - keyoke (11/07/2013) [-]
I once accidentally did this. It wasn't a very good day.
User avatar #10 - samous (11/07/2013) [-]
I always make fun of myself, wich lead some idiots to think that my srcasm is'nt sarcasm.
User avatar #20 - aldheim (11/08/2013) [-]
If the person is a little bitch, yeah.
I make fun of myself because it's funny.
User avatar #17 - PieceOfMind (11/08/2013) [-]
his beak is now a dog.
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