fuck this shit. . by -Muslin Something recently has been brought to my attention, that indeed PISSES ME OFF. It turns out the Non banned book, No. 1 banned book
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fuck this shit

by -Muslin
Something recently has been brought to my attention, that indeed
PISSES ME OFF. It turns out the Non banned book, ******* No. 1
banned book, is this TRUE story about penguins, named Roy and
Silo, called "And Tango Makes Three." What the book is about is
two male penguins, who try to hatch a rock that looks like an egg. A
Zookeeper sees them trying, and decides to give them a egg from a
male and female couple who were unable to successfully hatch two
eggs themselves. The book covers the six year period which they
hatched and took care of the chick, "Tango." The Zookeeper who
gave them the egg, decided to make this into a book.
Now apparently this has brought some issues because both of the
************* penguins are male, which brought to people
attention that kids might get the idea that its to have members
of the same sex raise a family.
A ************* book about same sex penguins raising a little girl
penguin, is the No. 1 banned book.
And yet this **** lives on!
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Submitted: 01/21/2014
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User avatar #55 - ImmortalBaconEater (01/22/2014) [+] (11 replies)
It isn't banned, at least in the US. It is the most CHALLENGED book, meaning that it has the most requests to have it banned. These requests have been continually and thoroughly denied as the book is protected by the 1st amendment. It cannot be removed from public libraries, restricted from being purchased, or even removed from the children's section of a public library.
User avatar #56 to #55 - ImmortalBaconEater (01/22/2014) [-]
People on this site hear what they want to hear and don't stop for a moment to check whether it's actually true. Take a moment out of your day to check and maybe we can stop the spread of some of this misinformation.
#1 - doujinshi (01/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Hey guys, this gay/straight penguin side to side comparison was done so you can easily recognize the gay ones and have them reported..
#68 - lorddarkskull (01/22/2014) [+] (15 replies)
anyone who read these as a kid has to look back and wonder how the **** they weren't banned ANYWHERE
#94 - kosicandavid (01/22/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I was always wondering why are people so stupid. It is absolutely no problem to get such books as Mein Kampf, Communist Manifesto, Satanic Bible ( I have read all three of them ) you can find books full of demagogy, books from cruel evil dictators that are ,,OK" but you cannot buy book about two gay penguins because that is harming child' s mind.  What the 						****					 is wrong with this world?
I was always wondering why are people so stupid. It is absolutely no problem to get such books as Mein Kampf, Communist Manifesto, Satanic Bible ( I have read all three of them ) you can find books full of demagogy, books from cruel evil dictators that are ,,OK" but you cannot buy book about two gay penguins because that is harming child' s mind. What the **** is wrong with this world?
User avatar #65 - toosexyforyou (01/22/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I have 2 questions for you gay people out there.

1. Why do you all sound like self entitled cunts? There are plenty of people that don't think it's okay to be fat, skinny, white, black, eat a certain way, dress a certain way, etc. BUT when it comes to someone not liking homosexuals, you feel like it's the most disgusting and prejudiced thing you've ever heard in your entire life. Who the **** are you? If someone thinks that 2 guys kissing is weird/wrong/should be illegal, that's their opinion and they're entitled to it. Why do you feel like you should be an exception to assholes?

2. This book literally makes no difference in the campaign to promote homosexuality. If it wasn't banned, the only person who would know that this book exists would be eeveeisbestpoke because he owns the book and has enjoyed it. If they were to unban this book, homosexuals would rejoice thinking they've won a huge battle meanwhile everyone else doesn't give a **** because it's about penguins and not humans. Why do you feel the need to go out of your way to prove something that doesn't matter to anyone? Books being "banned" just means that you can't get it from libraries, it's very easy to obtain this book and if you think that it being banned has prevented someone from obtaining this book after trying a bit harder to get it, then you're are misinformed.
#70 to #65 - hazelnutqt (01/22/2014) [-]
Everybody is entitled to their own oppinion (except gays)
>do you see your logic
#101 - dambusta (01/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #2 - rikter (01/21/2014) [+] (16 replies)
Well, people will go to great lengths to ban stuff that they don't agree with. And that is sad. Just because something contradicts someone's worldview, doesn't make it any less right or meaningful. Unless you a zombie.
User avatar #186 - lukap (01/22/2014) [+] (6 replies)
www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3038826/posts

Homosexuals shouldn't be able to adopt children.
Im not saying we should kill homosexuals but homosexuality is a mental illnes
User avatar #199 to #186 - LordoftheBacon (01/22/2014) [-]
1.Not all gay couples are like these guys.
2.The whole boy lovers organization is ******* stupid and condoning pedophilia.
3.There are str8 pedos, lesbian, gay, trans, etc etc Pedohillia exist despite what your sexuality is.
4.Your bait is terrible you should feel bad.
5.2/10 cause you got me to respond and read the whole article before I commented.
#63 - blueninja (01/22/2014) [+] (6 replies)
GAYS CANT RAISE KIDS AND GIRLS SHOULD BE ATTRACTED TO MEN WHO AREN'T GOOD FOR THEM   
   
'MURICA
GAYS CANT RAISE KIDS AND GIRLS SHOULD BE ATTRACTED TO MEN WHO AREN'T GOOD FOR THEM

'MURICA
#231 - WatIsATroll (01/22/2014) [+] (16 replies)
maybe parents don't want to explain homosexuality to their young children. Who gives a **** if you can't read a ****** book about 2 gay penguins be happy that gays aren't murdered for being gay anymore and are starting to get more and more rights.
User avatar #232 to #231 - demandsgayversion (01/22/2014) [-]
"Some boys like other boys, and some girls like other girls, and even though some people think that that is wrong, they are wrong, it's completely natural and okay. It's never okay to make fun of people because of who they love."

DONE! Homosexuality explained.
#6 - schnizel (01/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
You could have prevented this.
#284 - fishinyourface ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
lost all credibility when you mentioned twilight. That bandwagon rolled by years ago, leave it there.
lost all credibility when you mentioned twilight. That bandwagon rolled by years ago, leave it there.
#275 - gameshredder (01/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
The post was fine till we went back in time to 2010 and made fun of Twilight.
#165 - armsdealer ONLINE (01/22/2014) [+] (11 replies)
You're comparing a book dealing with a complex (albeit, pretty stupid) social issue, with just 						******					 literature.    
Why?
You're comparing a book dealing with a complex (albeit, pretty stupid) social issue, with just ****** literature.
Why?
#126 - gabemczombie (01/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I ******* hate people
#217 - despicablemaz (01/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Took me a while to realize that was 2 penguins. Didn't see the other one's head. At first it just looked like one penguin looking back happily as it begins to consume a baby penguin with its giant ass.
User avatar #61 - somekornchick (01/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
i had a rabbit named tango. he died when he got his face eaten by my other rabbits :/
User avatar #92 to #72 - somekornchick (01/22/2014) [-]
not all of them were black, but they didnt do bath salts. they did inject 8 marajuwanas though. marajuwanas are dangerous.
User avatar #154 - happycrazyperson (01/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Just to make clear to people that this isn't about whatever or not twilight is a well written book, but rather the morally wrong things it teach

If a boy tells you to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the love of your life. You should stay with him since he will keep you safe forever.

If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling you he will never see you again), it is because he loves you so much he will suffer just to keep you safe.
When a boy leaves you, going into shock, losing all your friends and enduring night terrors are completely acceptable occurrences — as long as you keep your grades up. (also try to kill yourself, he will defiantly come back and save you)

Boys who leave you always come back.
Because they come back, you should hold out, waiting for them for months, even when completely acceptable and less-abusive alternative males present themselves.

Even though you have no intention of dating an alternative male who expresses interest in you, it is fine to string the young man along for months. Also, you should use him to fix things for you. Maybe he’ll even buy you something.

Lying to your parents is fine. Lying to your parents while you run away to save your suicidal boyfriend is an extremely good idea that shows your strength and maturity. Also, it is what you must do.

Car theft in the service of love is acceptable.

If the boy you are in love with causes you (even indirectly) to be so badly beaten you end up in the hospital, you should tell the doctors and your family that you “fell down the steps” because you are such a silly, clumsy girl. That false explanation always works well for abused women.

Men can be changed for the better if you sacrifice everything you are and devote yourself to their need for change.

the link that provided me this info
www.wired.com/underwire/2009/11/twilight-lessons-girls-learn/
User avatar #109 - dalokan (01/22/2014) [+] (41 replies)
It's banned because, truth to be told, a child's book shouldn't have propaganda.

#182 to #109 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/22/2014) [-]
It's a true story; the bible is a better example of a propaganda rich book to which children are exposed.
#53 - docvolto (01/22/2014) [-]
<MFW I can't marry them.
<MFW I can't marry them.
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