for jett. hi guys its kyle i did this for him we didnt expect him to go this early. he was a winner until the end and i love him very much there is nothing else
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for jett

hi guys its kyle
i did this for him
we didnt expect him to go this early. he was a winner until the end and i love him very much
there is nothing else to write here
please do not send any messages i cant reply to them because of school
thank you

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Hey guys, Jett here. You might have
remembered my post I made on
march 12, 2014 about my cancer.
To be truthful, it' s not me uploading
this. I taught my brother Kyle how
to upload pictures to funnyjunk...
if you' re reading this? Then that
means I' passed on. Don' t worry,
it' s not too bad. I' m here in the
afterlife, having sex with
supermodels and drinking guinness.
H - f YENTABEAR MENTION.
iih it S cash. SPECIAL THANKS TO THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE
There were 'h t] i'? "(fever
answered though. To phanact, who
said "Was it something I stuck up my
butt", I retort, "It would have been
your love life, but I can' t stick a pile
of nothing up my rectum."
To all of you who gave me all the
support you did. You have given me
my final wish. For all of you to
support me. I can' t give all the details
of my funeral for personal reasons.
Hell, I don' t even legitimately know
about them. If you find me though,
present this post in front of the
funeral and speak. You have my
permission.
If you didn' t read my post, just go to
my account comments and link to the
post. It' s open for view to anyone
and you' ll understand the whole
story. I don' t trust Kyle to link to the
content.
This might tick a few of you off, but I
am a Christian person. But I believe
that those of you, even not of this
religion, if you are at peace, if you do
good, if you are kind, you will
succeed. Keep positive thoughts.
Negative ones will destroy you. If I
could, I' d let all you *************
into heaven with me.
But now it' s not the time. It' s time for
me to say goodbye to this place We
loved for throughout my entire high
school life. I say but one thing; go do
what you want. I made up an
acronym: WWJD( what would jett do)
and so if you are ever worried, just
think what would be the kind,
positive, and leading role you want to
take and how to execute it. Our Filers
will be some of the greatest leaders
in this planet' s community. Don' t
P. S. ANYONE HHD ELLI'S TO BE HE IS NOT ME. ' T
doubt it. FAILL FOR , was
So eat cake. Open a bakery. Go
skydiving. See the world. Get laid.
Get famous. Run in the olympics.
Star in a movie. Write a book. Write a
series of books. Start lifting (if you
never read up, istartedthewar started
his own thing on a 'lifting squad' so
go motivate yourselves, too!)
My love goes to: ,
tittylovin, and so many more!
...
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#64 - jettective (03/17/2014) [+] (32 replies)
stickied by jettective
trolls will be blocked and deleted
User avatar #71 - deffinitlynotafag (03/17/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Kyle, did you erase his search history?
#17 - BlackBerru ONLINE (03/17/2014) [+] (4 replies)
see you space cowboy
#4 - fuckthepopo ONLINE (03/16/2014) [+] (12 replies)
I was mentioned by a dying man.

I...wow.

I seriously need a moment.

This is heavy **** .
#129 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Grab those angel titties, Jett.
Grab all of them.
User avatar #126 - derpalots (03/17/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Despite me having -300 negative comment levels, I am not going to troll.

This man, faking or not, has left us with a positive message damn well worth living by.

Thank you, Jett. For making this community a little more human.
#15 - include (03/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Sleep well.
Sleep well.
User avatar #13 - tittylovin (03/17/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I don't know what I did to influence Jett, but he seemed to like me.
He even mentioned me in his final post. I don't know what I did to earn his approval, but I hope I keep on doing it.
RIP in peice Jett.
#44 - seenenoughhentai (03/17/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Seeing this post reminded me of that one post a while back when a guy faked having cancer. The community lit up like a goddamn Christmas tree at first, showing sympathy and generosity, then exploded into a bonfire after we found that he faked it. That was terrible and soulless, but this, this is real. To know that someone on this site actually, legitimately died is heart-wrenching. Despite the fact that we 						****					 on each other daily, this community operates like a true family, and with something so REAL as pancreatic cancer to affect one of our own, we cant help but respect him and one another.    
   
I don't know you.    
I've never known you.    
I honestly forgot about you over the past week.    
But you DAMN well have my respect and admiration.    
   
Save me some beers for when I get up there.
Seeing this post reminded me of that one post a while back when a guy faked having cancer. The community lit up like a goddamn Christmas tree at first, showing sympathy and generosity, then exploded into a bonfire after we found that he faked it. That was terrible and soulless, but this, this is real. To know that someone on this site actually, legitimately died is heart-wrenching. Despite the fact that we **** on each other daily, this community operates like a true family, and with something so REAL as pancreatic cancer to affect one of our own, we cant help but respect him and one another.

I don't know you.
I've never known you.
I honestly forgot about you over the past week.
But you DAMN well have my respect and admiration.

Save me some beers for when I get up there.
#10 - leafonthewind (03/17/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Jett
you may not have ended world hunger
or stopped war
or done anything earth changing
but goddamn if you aren't an inspiration
your a hero man
I love you
I probably should have checked my inbox, this was the last message I got from you

I am sorry kyle
User avatar #2 - miraxena (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I have no idea who the hell Jett is... but... let one R.I.P up there, random guy!
#8 - shareacokewith (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I was mentioned in your last post, and I thank you. I will stand by your final word's, by Jett's hammer we shall rise!!!
I was mentioned in your last post, and I thank you. I will stand by your final word's, by Jett's hammer we shall rise!!!
#97 - krakalakin (03/17/2014) [-]
Well, I should probably take his advice.

Goodbye Jett, you glorious man.
#154 - deezknuts (03/17/2014) [-]
I remember I thought he wasn't legit and then he talked to me and he was the nicest dude. Just took all my 						****					 in stride and we ended up just having a hilarious conversation. He knew how to take a joke, and I even told him how bad I felt about his situation. He laughed and said it was alright, then he just kinda kept the convo going and we started talking about dick jokes.   
   
And I love how a person nobody here has ever met in real life can make such a ridiculous impact on a bunch of 						*******					 assholes like you and me.   
We're all gonna get there eventually. Nobody ever knew for sure what happens afterwards. But jett knows.   
   
March on you glorious 						************					.
I remember I thought he wasn't legit and then he talked to me and he was the nicest dude. Just took all my **** in stride and we ended up just having a hilarious conversation. He knew how to take a joke, and I even told him how bad I felt about his situation. He laughed and said it was alright, then he just kinda kept the convo going and we started talking about dick jokes.

And I love how a person nobody here has ever met in real life can make such a ridiculous impact on a bunch of ******* assholes like you and me.
We're all gonna get there eventually. Nobody ever knew for sure what happens afterwards. But jett knows.

March on you glorious ************ .
User avatar #6 - yentabear (03/16/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Good night, sweet prince.
#95 - nibbero (03/17/2014) [-]
RIP in peace jett, you magnificent bastard!
RIP in peace jett, you magnificent bastard!
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User avatar #339 - precision (03/17/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Although it is sad that anyone would pass on at such a young age, I think it's kind of arrogant of him with the whole "What Would Jett Do" thing
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#428 - phanact (03/17/2014) [-]
**** , when I first read it, I missed the burn on me
Damn
#169 - dawggz (03/17/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Open Valhalla's doors. Jett is coming.
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