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User avatar #5700 - yusuftazim (09/20/2012) [-]
Any tips on how to grow taller?

Preferably 3 inches +
#5802 to #5700 - skwaab (09/23/2012) [-]
If you're the same height as your ma and pa, chances are you usually, you won't grow any taller, genes and shit like that- you can only grow so tall as your genes permit...

Also, if you're like 13 or 14, (which is most likely judging from your question) you've just gotta wait for the hormones to take their toll on you...

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User avatar #5703 to #5700 - dingdongsingsong (09/20/2012) [-]
They are some yoga exercises that do that ..which I will be starting you might try them too
User avatar #5725 to #5703 - yusuftazim (09/21/2012) [-]
Any tips?
User avatar #5741 to #5725 - hybridboxll (09/21/2012) [-]
Don't do them; the "growth" you get from that is only temporary because it comes from the stretching of your back. The same thing happens when you sleep and there's no pressure compressing the discs.

If you are THAT small and are done growing there are only 2 things that would work:
- There's this nice little treatment that consists of breaking your legs, pulling them apart a little bit and holding them there (with braces that are drilled into your bones) and letting the bones heal. They repeat the process several times.
- If you really have a condition (or not, I guess it depends on how moral is your doctor) you could get a prescription for HGH.

Lifting weights will not stop you from growing, contrary to popular belief. Being sick and or malnourished are pretty much the only things capable of doing it.
User avatar #5743 to #5741 - hybridboxll (09/21/2012) [-]
PS: The HGH will only make you taller if your growth plates are still open. However, it's very expensive.

So... I think you're better off just being happy with how tall you are.
User avatar #5758 to #5743 - yusuftazim (09/22/2012) [-]
Being happy? Easy for you to say, your girlfriend isnt 3 inches taller than you >.<
User avatar #5759 to #5758 - hybridboxll (09/22/2012) [-]
The way I see it you have two options:
1. Be miserable the rest of your life because you're short.
2. Accept that you're short and don't be bothered by it.

I don't know about you, but I'd go with #2.
How tall are you?
User avatar #5728 to #5725 - dingdongsingsong (09/21/2012) [-]
I haven't really tried them but I heard a lot of people grew taller after they reached there 40 so yeah but here's a random link I just googled http://www.yogawiz.com/yoga-tips/how-to-increase-height.html#continued
User avatar #5704 to #5703 - ratboii (09/20/2012) [-]
Yeah I would like the info too
User avatar #5727 to #5704 - dingdongsingsong (09/21/2012) [-]
I haven't really tried them but I heard a lot of people grew taller after they reached there 40 so yeah but here's a random link I just googled http://www.yogawiz.com/yoga-tips/how-to-increase-height.html#continued
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