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Fitness - muscle and fitness, fitness plan,...
#10350
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N. Korean citizen (20 hours ago) [-]
нененененененененененененененененене
#10347
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houseofbrick (06/17/2013) [-]
Over the last 2 weeks I've been trying to get back into working out and I've finally made serious progress. For the first time in my life a couple days ago, I ran a mile in less than 10 minutes. I reached a mile in 9:37. Now, I haven't been able to get even close to that since, but I'm working my way back towards that and to still have enough energy to use machines and do some body exercises.
But still, that's progress!
But still, that's progress!
This is a summer I get fit. I will make myself a stronger man. I will make myself a skinnier man. I will make myself an overall more respectable man. I have my own self-motivational push, but something is still missing. I need to hear your success stories. I need to hear your stories of turning your life around and how it made your life exponentially better. That's all.
#10341
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foxeshuntthehounds (06/16/2013) [-]
So, we're talking about food here?
How about some Philly Cheese Steak stuffed bell peppers?
You're gonna need some bell peppers (2 large ones will make 4 of these), some provolone cheese, a VERY small amount of olive oil, half of an onion, and an 8 ounce package (give or take a little) of roast beef.
Take Roast Beef (like the kind you get in the clear deli boxes don't use the giant 4 pound pack or else this will end up tasting like shit) and onions and chop them up. Kinda just fry the onions with a touch of olive oil until they start to carmelize. Now add in your roast beef and fry them together until the onions are completely caramelized or you're just happy with the way it looks. If you want the cheese to be all through out the meat and not just on top/bottom, I would suggest VERY strongly to add a few slices of your provolone cheese and stirring it up into the roast beef while it's still really hot.
Then take 2 large bell peppers and line them with provolone cheese. Place your beef mixture in their bell pepper and cheese cocoon, and top with more cheese. Place in the oven and broil on high until cheese is kinda melted and kinda golden.
Enjoy.
How about some Philly Cheese Steak stuffed bell peppers?
You're gonna need some bell peppers (2 large ones will make 4 of these), some provolone cheese, a VERY small amount of olive oil, half of an onion, and an 8 ounce package (give or take a little) of roast beef.
Take Roast Beef (like the kind you get in the clear deli boxes don't use the giant 4 pound pack or else this will end up tasting like shit) and onions and chop them up. Kinda just fry the onions with a touch of olive oil until they start to carmelize. Now add in your roast beef and fry them together until the onions are completely caramelized or you're just happy with the way it looks. If you want the cheese to be all through out the meat and not just on top/bottom, I would suggest VERY strongly to add a few slices of your provolone cheese and stirring it up into the roast beef while it's still really hot.
Then take 2 large bell peppers and line them with provolone cheese. Place your beef mixture in their bell pepper and cheese cocoon, and top with more cheese. Place in the oven and broil on high until cheese is kinda melted and kinda golden.
Enjoy.
I'm gonna go microwave myself a cheeseburger
Later foodlings
Later foodlings
Honeycrisp Apples master race.
Pros:
1: incredibly juicy
2: crunchy and crisp
3: sweet, but not sickeningly so
4: good texture to the flavor
5: medium to medium-large size
Cons:
1: Expensive
2: Real Honeycrisp Apples are somewhat season-locked.
Pros:
1: incredibly juicy
2: crunchy and crisp
3: sweet, but not sickeningly so
4: good texture to the flavor
5: medium to medium-large size
Cons:
1: Expensive
2: Real Honeycrisp Apples are somewhat season-locked.
#10312
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chewythewolftwo (06/14/2013) [-]
Well, I'm kind of here to be one of those guys who has what's probably a dumb question.
I've got the littlest bit of fat to burn, you know, typical shit. Little on my chest/abs, but the bit that bothers me most is the "Lovehandles" which I believe are over my obliques (At least that's what I remember being told, anyways). So basically I want to cut some of that out. I don't drink soda hardly ever (Maybe a can a week at most) and otherwise eat relatively well and work a labor-intensive job, so I'm in fair shape, but not necessarily toned. Not that I'd mind making that happen, either.
As for equipment, all I have are a set of 3,5,10 lb dumbells, one of those ab-rollers, and a pullup bar. A friend recommended using the pullup bar and pulling my knees up to my chest to work out aforementioned oblique muscles. Thoughts?
Or is there a diet/specific regime of little workouts I should do everyday instead?
I've got the littlest bit of fat to burn, you know, typical shit. Little on my chest/abs, but the bit that bothers me most is the "Lovehandles" which I believe are over my obliques (At least that's what I remember being told, anyways). So basically I want to cut some of that out. I don't drink soda hardly ever (Maybe a can a week at most) and otherwise eat relatively well and work a labor-intensive job, so I'm in fair shape, but not necessarily toned. Not that I'd mind making that happen, either.
As for equipment, all I have are a set of 3,5,10 lb dumbells, one of those ab-rollers, and a pullup bar. A friend recommended using the pullup bar and pulling my knees up to my chest to work out aforementioned oblique muscles. Thoughts?
Or is there a diet/specific regime of little workouts I should do everyday instead?
So, I kind of want to put on some muscle weight. I stand at 6'6" and weigh around 180. I do a lot of swimming and I lift here and there.
I eat decently well, my mother home cooks meals everyday.
My dad said that the weight will come.
Any advice?
I eat decently well, my mother home cooks meals everyday.
My dad said that the weight will come.
Any advice?
Make sure you're getting enough protein n shit. You need nutrients for gains. You need rest for gains. Rest is where your muscles rebuild and grow.
Work out often, find a split and stick to it. Take in enough protein to build your muscles. Sleep well so your body can recover.
Work out often, find a split and stick to it. Take in enough protein to build your muscles. Sleep well so your body can recover.
Hi everyone! So I'm trying to lose weight... I wanted to lose 10 kg in one year, I'm not fat but I'm not fit too, and I have a bit of a belly by now... I'm trying out this "Insanity workout" a friend of mine found and 3 of us are doing it daily... Since I'm not from the USA I've never heard of this before, can any of you guys tell me if it is worth it? The training is cool and not boring, and I'm exausted afterwards(just finished today's set an hour ago), but still, is it worth it or am I just waisting my time? Thanks in advance guys
Insanity will help burn calories, you need to make sure you don't eat more than you did before. You're likely going to be more hungry, but fight it off. Calorie count is what determines weight. Insanity is just a way to burn calories (and start getting in decent shape.)
You could just eat less, but that's probably unrealistic since you already said you don't eat a ton.
You could just eat less, but that's probably unrealistic since you already said you don't eat a ton.
I bought some Commando Brand service boots a few months ago and i need to start jogging again. Are there any negative sides to jogging in boots? I'm used to jogging or running in shoes so if i do start with my boots, is there anything i need to be prepared for?
#10285
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N. Korean citizen (06/08/2013) [-]
No homo.
No homo no homo no homo? No homo no homo, no homo no homo no homo. No homo.
No homo no homo no homo? No homo no homo, no homo no homo no homo. No homo.
#10283
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mexicanfood (06/08/2013) [-]
How is everyone's fitness goals coming along? Are you doing it safely? Eating right? You better not touch that fucking soda.
NOw that I'm back from college I'm practicing water polo with the midshipmen at the Naval Academy in order to prepare for pre-season. This has made my lifting routine much harder to maintain.
I've had to take a break from deadlifts due to pain in my left hip.
IF YOU ARE A BEGINNER PLEASE READ
www.funnyjunk.com/fitness/8671#8671
Daily reminder to not be a curlbro, take your fish oil, and do your deadlifts (with safe form).
NOw that I'm back from college I'm practicing water polo with the midshipmen at the Naval Academy in order to prepare for pre-season. This has made my lifting routine much harder to maintain.
I've had to take a break from deadlifts due to pain in my left hip.
IF YOU ARE A BEGINNER PLEASE READ
www.funnyjunk.com/fitness/8671#8671
Daily reminder to not be a curlbro, take your fish oil, and do your deadlifts (with safe form).
Doing decent.
Former fat bastard @ 5'10" 230 lbs at start of the year. I was eating 2000 calorie fast-food dinners at 5pm, going home, eating another dinner at 8, and snacking on chips and candy until 2am.
Now am 160 lbs eating a mostly vegan diet (no its not out of a bleeding heart for the animals welfare, it's just for health reasons). Need to figure out how to gain some muscle while still losing what gut fat I have left, which is hard since there's so much conflicting info out there.
Former fat bastard @ 5'10" 230 lbs at start of the year. I was eating 2000 calorie fast-food dinners at 5pm, going home, eating another dinner at 8, and snacking on chips and candy until 2am.
Now am 160 lbs eating a mostly vegan diet (no its not out of a bleeding heart for the animals welfare, it's just for health reasons). Need to figure out how to gain some muscle while still losing what gut fat I have left, which is hard since there's so much conflicting info out there.
i dont know what to google... i mean what words do i put in? (im not a native speaker btw)
and while we are on the subject you say in the original post to use the treadmill and run but can i use the epileptic machine instead? and would it make any difference?
and while we are on the subject you say in the original post to use the treadmill and run but can i use the epileptic machine instead? and would it make any difference?
I need fitness and food advice.
I'm thinking of going to the gym four times a week (I've had a few months off over exams, which was fucking stupid of me). Now what sort of routines shall I do each time? I'm thinking:
Monday: Chest, back, Legs
Wednesday: Arms, shoulders and weighted ab exercises
And then repeated on Friday and Sunday
I'll probably do 8 exercises, with three sets between 3 and 12 (except dips, which I always aim for 20). How does this sound? And if you could give an input on what exercises would be best each day.
I'm thinking of going to the gym four times a week (I've had a few months off over exams, which was fucking stupid of me). Now what sort of routines shall I do each time? I'm thinking:
Monday: Chest, back, Legs
Wednesday: Arms, shoulders and weighted ab exercises
And then repeated on Friday and Sunday
I'll probably do 8 exercises, with three sets between 3 and 12 (except dips, which I always aim for 20). How does this sound? And if you could give an input on what exercises would be best each day.
Another thing I'm unable to decide. I want to lose a bit of weight, fat, and then build muscle again.
Thinner, leaner, but at the same time I want bigger shoulders and a fucking incredible back.
The losing weight will be fine. Skipping 45 minutes a day by the end of summer will ensure I'm back to 10% body fat.
Thinner, leaner, but at the same time I want bigger shoulders and a fucking incredible back.
The losing weight will be fine. Skipping 45 minutes a day by the end of summer will ensure I'm back to 10% body fat.
1. Do your cardio
2. Workout with (mostly) 3 sets of 8 reps for each workout (at least for a month). This is a very solid rep range for bulking/building muscle to look good. I would suggest using little rest time (max 60 seconds between sets) to get a cardio workout during lifting. This will help you lose weight a bit faster.
3. Make sure your protein intake is high. If you try to lose weight and build muscle, you will need a lot of protein to keep your muscles strong.
4. Eat anywhere from 1500-2000 calories per day (unless you have a slow/fast metabloism, in which case eat a bit more or less). I would suggest eating a bit more on cardio days to make sure you don't lose muscle.
Those are general guidlines that I use for myself and, although you may not notice any extreme results in a small amount of time, the results will come. If you would prefer to have more noticeable results at first, do more cardio and eat a bit less. You may lose a bit of muscle, but enough protein will prevent any serious issues and you will likely notice your weight loss sooner than you would notice anything with the more balanced approach. If you go weight loss first, you can eat a bit more when you start to gain. This will likely make you gain a bit of fat, but you should gain muscle as well, and you can slim a bit whenever you would like.
Oh, and I haven't gone to school for this kind of stuff, so don't blame me if you don't get results you were hoping for. My knowledge comes from my workout experience, including periods of being very overweight and others where I have been quite fit.
2. Workout with (mostly) 3 sets of 8 reps for each workout (at least for a month). This is a very solid rep range for bulking/building muscle to look good. I would suggest using little rest time (max 60 seconds between sets) to get a cardio workout during lifting. This will help you lose weight a bit faster.
3. Make sure your protein intake is high. If you try to lose weight and build muscle, you will need a lot of protein to keep your muscles strong.
4. Eat anywhere from 1500-2000 calories per day (unless you have a slow/fast metabloism, in which case eat a bit more or less). I would suggest eating a bit more on cardio days to make sure you don't lose muscle.
Those are general guidlines that I use for myself and, although you may not notice any extreme results in a small amount of time, the results will come. If you would prefer to have more noticeable results at first, do more cardio and eat a bit less. You may lose a bit of muscle, but enough protein will prevent any serious issues and you will likely notice your weight loss sooner than you would notice anything with the more balanced approach. If you go weight loss first, you can eat a bit more when you start to gain. This will likely make you gain a bit of fat, but you should gain muscle as well, and you can slim a bit whenever you would like.
Oh, and I haven't gone to school for this kind of stuff, so don't blame me if you don't get results you were hoping for. My knowledge comes from my workout experience, including periods of being very overweight and others where I have been quite fit.