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#10350 - N. Korean citizen (20 hours ago) [-]
нененененененененененененененененене
#10347 - houseofbrick (06/17/2013) [-]
Over the last 2 weeks I've been trying to get back into working out and I've finally made serious progress. For the first time in my life a couple days ago, I ran a mile in less than 10 minutes. I reached a mile in 9:37. Now, I haven't been able to get even close to that since, but I'm working my way back towards that and to still have enough energy to use machines and do some body exercises.

But still, that's progress!
User avatar #10351 to #10347 - thisismyhandle (9 hours ago) [-]
Nice! I recently broke the 8:30 mark for the first time myself.
User avatar #10344 - scottza (06/17/2013) [-]
This is a summer I get fit. I will make myself a stronger man. I will make myself a skinnier man. I will make myself an overall more respectable man. I have my own self-motivational push, but something is still missing. I need to hear your success stories. I need to hear your stories of turning your life around and how it made your life exponentially better. That's all.
#10348 to #10344 - houseofbrick (06/17/2013) [-]
I'm overweight and have been for a while, so I don't really have that much of a "success story", but I recently broke a personal record. I ran a mile in 9:37 when my previous record was somewhere around 10:30.
User avatar #10346 to #10344 - mattginge (06/17/2013) [-]
im joining you brother, i start gym this month got my diet planned. Just need the inspiration to keep it going
User avatar #10345 to #10344 - thepurplepikachu (06/17/2013) [-]
Our words should not matter. Our stories should not matter. What we did to get fit should not matter. They're our stories and can never be the same as yours, go, find you own words and create your own story.
#10341 - foxeshuntthehounds (06/16/2013) [-]
So, we're talking about food here?
How about some Philly Cheese Steak stuffed bell peppers?
You're gonna need some bell peppers (2 large ones will make 4 of these), some provolone cheese, a VERY small amount of olive oil, half of an onion, and an 8 ounce package (give or take a little) of roast beef.
Take Roast Beef (like the kind you get in the clear deli boxes don't use the giant 4 pound pack or else this will end up tasting like shit) and onions and chop them up. Kinda just fry the onions with a touch of olive oil until they start to carmelize. Now add in your roast beef and fry them together until the onions are completely caramelized or you're just happy with the way it looks. If you want the cheese to be all through out the meat and not just on top/bottom, I would suggest VERY strongly to add a few slices of your provolone cheese and stirring it up into the roast beef while it's still really hot.
Then take 2 large bell peppers and line them with provolone cheese. Place your beef mixture in their bell pepper and cheese cocoon, and top with more cheese. Place in the oven and broil on high until cheese is kinda melted and kinda golden.
Enjoy.
User avatar #10338 - niggerdestroyer (06/16/2013) [-]
I'm gonna go microwave myself a cheeseburger

Later foodlings
#10340 to #10338 - dlwnsgur ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
bye bye
bye bye
#10336 - hankpym ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
sub master race
User avatar #10339 to #10336 - dlwnsgur ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
gib me original pic plz
User avatar #10326 - niggerdestroyer (06/16/2013) [-]
Shit. Am I the only McDonald's fan here?
User avatar #10342 to #10326 - youngneil (06/16/2013) [-]
I prefer Taco Bell and Del Taco. Fake Mexican food is my favorite fast food. But I think McDonalds is pretty good too.
User avatar #10330 to #10326 - dlwnsgur ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
i don't mind McDonald, its ok
#10325 - yuihirasawa (06/16/2013) [-]
Favorite fruits?
User avatar #10349 to #10325 - houseofbrick (06/17/2013) [-]
Honeycrisp Apples master race.
Pros:
1: incredibly juicy
2: crunchy and crisp
3: sweet, but not sickeningly so
4: good texture to the flavor
5: medium to medium-large size
Cons:
1: Expensive
2: Real Honeycrisp Apples are somewhat season-locked.
User avatar #10343 to #10325 - youngneil (06/16/2013) [-]
Apples. When I eat an Apple I eat the core and all.
User avatar #10334 to #10325 - dlwnsgur ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
orange is best fruit
User avatar #10329 to #10325 - niggerdestroyer (06/16/2013) [-]
Looks like it's just the two of us. Food thread's disbanded
User avatar #10333 to #10329 - ancientchaos (06/16/2013) [-]
Because some faggot keeps moving it


Lets petition to bring it back to pokemon or religion
User avatar #10331 to #10329 - yuihirasawa (06/16/2013) [-]
it was fun while it lasted
so many red thumbs on religion though
poke board was okay with it I guess
User avatar #10332 to #10331 - niggerdestroyer (06/16/2013) [-]
Hue. If we can get more people, we need to try it on /anime/, I've heard that they're very nice people
User avatar #10327 to #10325 - niggerdestroyer (06/16/2013) [-]
Watermelon all the way nigga
User avatar #10328 to #10327 - yuihirasawa (06/16/2013) [-]
Bananas are pretty tasty
#10322 - mexicanfood (06/15/2013) [-]
Eating a lot is going through en entire tub of yogurt in 2 days, eating a pound of steak per day and going through a gallon of milk every 2 days.

Count your calories before saying you have a fast metabolism
#10312 - chewythewolftwo (06/14/2013) [-]
Well, I'm kind of here to be one of those guys who has what's probably a dumb question.
I've got the littlest bit of fat to burn, you know, typical shit. Little on my chest/abs, but the bit that bothers me most is the "Lovehandles" which I believe are over my obliques (At least that's what I remember being told, anyways). So basically I want to cut some of that out. I don't drink soda hardly ever (Maybe a can a week at most) and otherwise eat relatively well and work a labor-intensive job, so I'm in fair shape, but not necessarily toned. Not that I'd mind making that happen, either.
As for equipment, all I have are a set of 3,5,10 lb dumbells, one of those ab-rollers, and a pullup bar. A friend recommended using the pullup bar and pulling my knees up to my chest to work out aforementioned oblique muscles. Thoughts?
Or is there a diet/specific regime of little workouts I should do everyday instead?
User avatar #10337 to #10312 - ancientchaos (06/16/2013) [-]
Hi chewy

What are you doing on food thread?
User avatar #10318 to #10312 - mexicanfood (06/15/2013) [-]
the only way to reduce fat on any body part is to reduce your overall body fat percentage

working your obliques will just give you bigger obliques which will make your love handles stand out more
#10315 to #10312 - Beenfiftyfive (06/14/2013) [-]
Run. Running solves a lot of problems.
Also, if you are going for like a 6 pack remember, abs are made in the kitchen. In order to get one of those sexy abs you need to watch what you eat hardcore.
User avatar #10314 to #10312 - disobedientdigger (06/14/2013) [-]
Do some core exercises.
Deadlifts, Side planks, Barbell Side Bends work the Obliques really well.
#10313 to #10312 - drillaz (06/14/2013) [-]
1. Heat up your body in an oven
2. Use turkey baster with sharp tip to suck fat out of body
3. Get out of oven
4. Enjoy life in the fastlane/burnward
#10311 - lolpandas (06/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #10297 - fuckya (06/10/2013) [-]
So, I kind of want to put on some muscle weight. I stand at 6'6" and weigh around 180. I do a lot of swimming and I lift here and there.
I eat decently well, my mother home cooks meals everyday.
My dad said that the weight will come.
Any advice?
User avatar #10306 to #10297 - rogueshadow (06/11/2013) [-]
Make sure you're getting enough protein n shit. You need nutrients for gains. You need rest for gains. Rest is where your muscles rebuild and grow.
Work out often, find a split and stick to it. Take in enough protein to build your muscles. Sleep well so your body can recover.
User avatar #10298 to #10297 - thisismyhandle (06/10/2013) [-]
Lift more often, eat more food
User avatar #10295 - systemattic (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi everyone! So I'm trying to lose weight... I wanted to lose 10 kg in one year, I'm not fat but I'm not fit too, and I have a bit of a belly by now... I'm trying out this "Insanity workout" a friend of mine found and 3 of us are doing it daily... Since I'm not from the USA I've never heard of this before, can any of you guys tell me if it is worth it? The training is cool and not boring, and I'm exausted afterwards(just finished today's set an hour ago), but still, is it worth it or am I just waisting my time? Thanks in advance guys
User avatar #10307 to #10295 - rogueshadow (06/11/2013) [-]
Insanity will help burn calories, you need to make sure you don't eat more than you did before. You're likely going to be more hungry, but fight it off. Calorie count is what determines weight. Insanity is just a way to burn calories (and start getting in decent shape.)
You could just eat less, but that's probably unrealistic since you already said you don't eat a ton.
User avatar #10308 to #10307 - systemattic (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm actually less hungry, well at least for now, only been doing this for a week and a half, but I'm eating right, even less than before, and more fruit, soup and veggies along with the rest...
User avatar #10302 to #10295 - plazmaflare (06/11/2013) [-]
You need to diet to lose weight.
User avatar #10304 to #10302 - systemattic (06/11/2013) [-]
I am, I don“t really eat that much( I mean I don't "over eat", I eat in average proportions and balanced meals) and I am currently eating enough to burn more calories than those I intake. I just needed to be more active
User avatar #10299 to #10295 - thisismyhandle (06/10/2013) [-]
I've heard only good things about Insanity
User avatar #10290 - wisedrifter (06/08/2013) [-]
I bought some Commando Brand service boots a few months ago and i need to start jogging again. Are there any negative sides to jogging in boots? I'm used to jogging or running in shoes so if i do start with my boots, is there anything i need to be prepared for?
User avatar #10294 to #10290 - marinepenguin (06/09/2013) [-]
The only differences I can think of, is that your feet may hurt a bit, you may feel a bit clumsier whilst running and that you won't be used to the weight of boots. Although that will all go away in time.
User avatar #10300 to #10294 - wisedrifter (06/10/2013) [-]
so i can jog in boots without any new risk of injury?
#10285 - N. Korean citizen (06/08/2013) [-]
No homo.

No homo no homo no homo? No homo no homo, no homo no homo no homo. No homo.
#10283 - mexicanfood (06/08/2013) [-]
How is everyone's fitness goals coming along? Are you doing it safely? Eating right? You better not touch that fucking soda.

NOw that I'm back from college I'm practicing water polo with the midshipmen at the Naval Academy in order to prepare for pre-season. This has made my lifting routine much harder to maintain.

I've had to take a break from deadlifts due to pain in my left hip.

IF YOU ARE A BEGINNER PLEASE READ
www.funnyjunk.com/fitness/8671#8671

Daily reminder to not be a curlbro, take your fish oil, and do your deadlifts (with safe form).

User avatar #10291 to #10283 - arborday (06/08/2013) [-]
Doing decent.

Former fat bastard @ 5'10" 230 lbs at start of the year. I was eating 2000 calorie fast-food dinners at 5pm, going home, eating another dinner at 8, and snacking on chips and candy until 2am.

Now am 160 lbs eating a mostly vegan diet (no its not out of a bleeding heart for the animals welfare, it's just for health reasons). Need to figure out how to gain some muscle while still losing what gut fat I have left, which is hard since there's so much conflicting info out there.
User avatar #10293 to #10291 - mexicanfood (06/08/2013) [-]
you cant lose fat and gain muscle at the same time. You either do one or the other.
User avatar #10286 to #10283 - amegaara (06/08/2013) [-]
the 1st link doesnt work.... how do i find a calculator like that?



and you say to lower the calorie input by 500-700 calorie are there any good websites that will tell me how many calories each food is?
User avatar #10289 to #10286 - mexicanfood (06/08/2013) [-]
just google it, you should get like 9000 results
User avatar #10292 to #10289 - amegaara (06/08/2013) [-]
i dont know what to google... i mean what words do i put in? (im not a native speaker btw)

and while we are on the subject you say in the original post to use the treadmill and run but can i use the epileptic machine instead? and would it make any difference?
#10273 - feelythefeel (06/06/2013) [-]
Hey Johnny?
#10274 to #10273 - feelythefeel (06/06/2013) [-]
Yes Vern?
#10275 to #10274 - feelythefeel (06/06/2013) [-]
What should I do with this epileptic salad?
#10276 to #10275 - feelythefeel (06/06/2013) [-]
I don't know, do you have any ideas?
#10277 to #10276 - feelythefeel (06/06/2013) [-]
I was thinking of making some seizure salad! Play me off Johnny!
#10281 to #10277 - seizure (06/06/2013) [-]
fuck you man.
User avatar #10270 - connorjay (06/06/2013) [-]
I need fitness and food advice.
I'm thinking of going to the gym four times a week (I've had a few months off over exams, which was fucking stupid of me). Now what sort of routines shall I do each time? I'm thinking:
Monday: Chest, back, Legs
Wednesday: Arms, shoulders and weighted ab exercises
And then repeated on Friday and Sunday
I'll probably do 8 exercises, with three sets between 3 and 12 (except dips, which I always aim for 20). How does this sound? And if you could give an input on what exercises would be best each day.
User avatar #10271 to #10270 - thisismyhandle (06/06/2013) [-]
What kind of results are you looking for?
User avatar #10272 to #10271 - connorjay (06/06/2013) [-]
Another thing I'm unable to decide. I want to lose a bit of weight, fat, and then build muscle again.
Thinner, leaner, but at the same time I want bigger shoulders and a fucking incredible back.
The losing weight will be fine. Skipping 45 minutes a day by the end of summer will ensure I'm back to 10% body fat.
User avatar #10279 to #10272 - thisismyhandle (06/06/2013) [-]
1. Do your cardio
2. Workout with (mostly) 3 sets of 8 reps for each workout (at least for a month). This is a very solid rep range for bulking/building muscle to look good. I would suggest using little rest time (max 60 seconds between sets) to get a cardio workout during lifting. This will help you lose weight a bit faster.
3. Make sure your protein intake is high. If you try to lose weight and build muscle, you will need a lot of protein to keep your muscles strong.
4. Eat anywhere from 1500-2000 calories per day (unless you have a slow/fast metabloism, in which case eat a bit more or less). I would suggest eating a bit more on cardio days to make sure you don't lose muscle.

Those are general guidlines that I use for myself and, although you may not notice any extreme results in a small amount of time, the results will come. If you would prefer to have more noticeable results at first, do more cardio and eat a bit less. You may lose a bit of muscle, but enough protein will prevent any serious issues and you will likely notice your weight loss sooner than you would notice anything with the more balanced approach. If you go weight loss first, you can eat a bit more when you start to gain. This will likely make you gain a bit of fat, but you should gain muscle as well, and you can slim a bit whenever you would like.

Oh, and I haven't gone to school for this kind of stuff, so don't blame me if you don't get results you were hoping for. My knowledge comes from my workout experience, including periods of being very overweight and others where I have been quite fit.
User avatar #10280 to #10279 - connorjay (06/06/2013) [-]
It's alright, I know very basics, and I look decent after going to the gym after a couple of weeks, so as long as I keep it up I'll be golden.

Thanks man!
User avatar #10267 - lolpandas (06/04/2013) [-]
Favorite bench press angle? Started decline and it feels amazing, no tension in the shoulders at all.
User avatar #10268 to #10267 - thisismyhandle (06/05/2013) [-]
For a barbell, I prefer a flat bench, but I much prefer dumbbells for incline. I almost never do decline, for whatever reason I think it's terribly uncomfortable.
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