first time. . I Anonymous 11/" u/ 13( Thu) 08: 04: 45 So a week ago i finally lost my virginity. things didn' t exactly gs as planned. x be me x be 19 x live in
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User avatar #223 - rocksteady (11/19/2013) [-]
I was once in a situation like this, and want to clear something up for the record.

Some girls (this girl was very attractive 9/10) actually get turned on by one man dominating another in a gay manor. She did not outright say it, and she acted like it was going to be a solid threesome where me and another guy tag team her; however, hours before we were going to do it she kept asking questions like, "Do you want him to sit on your lap." With this intense ****** look in her eye. I walked away from this opportunity, because I got the weirdest feeling something bad was going to happen. Reading OP's story just makes more sense then you would think. The one key element that a lot of people are missing here, is that she probably wanted her boyfriend to dominate him, and he did for her.
#218 - gamecubecontroller (11/15/2013) [-]
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?
User avatar #217 - dburns (11/15/2013) [-]
Ha i was in that thread!
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#214 - zeroguy (11/15/2013) [-]
i feel bad for a guy but can't stop laughing this was funny
#211 - mysteriouscomments (11/15/2013) [-]
A thumb for you fine sir!
#210 - durkadurka ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #203 - mutzaki (11/15/2013) [-]
If this is real, he deserved it for going along with it in the first place.
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#202 - martialnorris (11/15/2013) [-]
**martialnorris rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Termination Positivity ** I went to next picture and then decided to go back, because I just had to say that I hate this kid for being such a miserable ******
#200 - gjah (11/15/2013) [-]
At first I felt sympathy, you know, for the poor brother.... But when you're so deep in the friendzone that you let yourself get ficked in the ass by another man (when you're obviously not gay), you ******* deserve all the bad **** coming to you. *******

Want to know how to get out of ******* friendzone? Do yourself a favor, FORGET about the damn girl, who is only using YOU and find another one. ****
User avatar #205 to #200 - OrangeYellowMan (11/15/2013) [-]
You speak words of truth my friend. It's easier said then done to find another girl, but what needs to be done needs to be done. I just hope this sad **** learned his lesson.
#199 - jackjr **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
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#198 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what the problem is:
1) guy had sex = good
2) guy found out girl he had crush on was a complete bitch before he did anything nasty with her = good
3) News of his ******** adventure has gone out, which could open up new opportunities with gay guys = more sex = good.
4) had a pizza and didn't have to share it with anyone = good.
#215 to #198 - samous (11/15/2013) [-]
Goddamn it anon
User avatar #197 - Foxchase (11/15/2013) [-]
Reading the comments below ("That ****** deserved it"), it makes me wonder how humans can call themselves intelligent. Why? Because opinions like that are primitive, it displays a lack of insight from the persons behind those comments. And in 2013, it should be expected from anyone with an education to at least use your insight.
Before commenting, ask yourself these questions: WHat happened? Why did it happen? Why did the person allow it to happen (Low self-esteem? Desperation? Personality disorders)?
I know this is FunnyJunk, and I also know that I shouldn't take things too seriously, but I just had to get it off my chest.
User avatar #222 to #197 - rocksteady (11/19/2013) [-]
Odds are this turned into rape. I didn't laugh at this story, and I laugh at a lot of twisted stuff on Funnyjunk, and 4chan. The reality seems sad and clear to me. This guy probably has low self-esteem and other issues, and when he tired to stop this, the girl he liked probably encouraged her boyfriend to keep going, and the boyfriend probably just over powered him.

I agree that people seem to lack intelligence when they here a story like this, and just think "haha ****** ."
#193 - creepyunclebob (11/15/2013) [-]
This is one instance where I would condone violence against women. Or I guess legal action might work, but it'd be chancy and not as satisfying.
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