feel time bros. . were romeo, enslaved. roped, murdered, and mantle red for years homelands suffer from destitute poverty because of the constant sea raids nava
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feel time bros

were romeo, enslaved. roped, murdered, and mantle red
for years
homelands suffer from destitute poverty because
of the constant sea raids naval trade and
transport routes
is begging for help, southern trance is use
peking for simmers, Spain is conquered and France is
sladed, churches are burned and nuns are raped en
meme in conquered cities, southern this and
in fear
Hall upon nobles. peasants. the poor and och alike to
out an end to t: eoh. of oppression and earl] and
retake the holy lands that are clear to you
well , your estate. your everything to buy
armor, a sword, and enough food to matte it halfway
across the world, you won' t return but believe
in the muse
Hose hundreds of thousands of good men For over a
hundred years in perpetual war
roughly a thousand were later. your descendants loot:
upon you as the evil aggressor against a supposedly
innocent people and they view your faith which you hold
so new and dear to your heart as a force of
inc hatred and malice
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User avatar #4 - milankohoutek (04/08/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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>be christian almost thousend years ago
>muslim kills your christian bretheren in southern europe
>defend europe from islam by killing aggressive muslims
>europe is now free from muslims
>fast forward almost thousend years
>nazis lost the great war
>white guilt
>muslims and ******* EVERYWHERE in europe

explain by **********
User avatar #2 - poorjew ONLINE (04/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Historyexplain i need your help
#3 to #2 - niggernazi ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
>be christian almost thousend years ago   
>muslim kills your christian bretheren in southern europe   
>defend europe from islam by killing aggressive muslims   
>europe is now free from muslims   
>fast forward almost thousend years   
>nazis lost the great war   
>white guilt   
>muslims and 						*******					 EVERYWHERE in europe
>be christian almost thousend years ago
>muslim kills your christian bretheren in southern europe
>defend europe from islam by killing aggressive muslims
>europe is now free from muslims
>fast forward almost thousend years
>nazis lost the great war
>white guilt
>muslims and ******* EVERYWHERE in europe
#17 - thechosentroll (04/09/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Not quite true. Knights and **** were in it for the justice and faith and stuff. The rest of the soldiers were in it for the cash and didn't give too much of a **** who they were killing/raping and pillaging. That's why they made a trail of destruction through christian Europe. I mean, **** , one of the crusades was basically a plan to lower crime rates by promising convicted criminals a pardon if they take part in the crusades. True, those prisoners were used as front line infantry and had the life expectancy of a black guy in a horror film, but they still ****** up a lot of **** before getting to Jerusalem where they were used as cannon fodder.
#1 - schnizel ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
That feel.
#14 - sorrybut (04/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Be me, soldier in the service of the Roman Emperor, Basileus of Byzantion 1200 A.D
>The empire, the firm bulwark of christianity against the mohammedan hordes is falling to the saracens
>Surely our christian brothers in the west will help, we've had our differences for sure, but we are still of the same faith
>The pope authorized the Crusade, and the soldiers of christendom are marching towards us, this is the time
>But wait, they attack us, sack Constantinopolis and divide the empire into squabbling crusader states instead of fighting the saracen
>200 hundred years later the entire greece and balkans fall to the ottomans, the empire forever gone
mfw
#9 - markusantonius (04/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Do not despair , there is hope still .
User avatar #38 to #37 - steelcrasher (04/09/2014) [-]
It's from bioshock infinite
User avatar #7 - wellimnotsure (04/09/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Christianity and Islam are equally violent, Islam just promotes extremism better
User avatar #11 to #7 - reginleif (04/09/2014) [-]
That makes no sense. I'm not trying to diss or anything I don't understand how both are equally violent yet one promotes more extremism.

Also I'm not saying Christianity is perfect, because clearly it has kinks, but I don't think you can compare a mostly peaceful prophet who wouldn't take a position of power when offered and let himself be killed with no resistance to a guy who led people into battle and gave advice about confrontation.

#45 - ezombio (04/09/2014) [-]
Great job funnyjunk.
Alternate views of history is how real historians evaluate it.
#36 - anonymous (04/09/2014) [-]
makes me want to go play crusader kings 2
User avatar #19 - cleateater (04/09/2014) [-]
jokexplain

where's the funny?
User avatar #12 - reginleif (04/09/2014) [-]
Well a common complaint thrown at the Crusaders is that they kinda did slaughter other Christians and Jews when they took over cities. That's not something you do when you're on some holy quest, those people weren't a part of the Empire that was encroaching.

There's also the issue of the mixture of religious and political power that took place where religious orders like the Knights Templar got filthy rich and got some huge legal advantages that were similar to how corporations get certain unfair privileges today.

Sure it started out noble, with the call of christian solidarity... no one's going to deny the Muslims had it coming, but the result was a huge *********** of greed, violence and infighting that eventually cost the Crusaders control of the Holy Land.
#6 - anonymous (04/09/2014) [-]
Hitler did nothing wrong
User avatar #33 - barbaphilippos (04/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, nothing like that. Anyone who has learnt medieval history knows this is ********
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