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were romeo, enslaved. roped, murdered, and mantle red
for years
homelands suffer from destitute poverty because
of the constant sea raids naval trade and
transport routes
is begging for help, southern trance is use
peking for simmers, Spain is conquered and France is
sladed, churches are burned and nuns are raped en
meme in conquered cities, southern this and
in fear
Hall upon nobles. peasants. the poor and och alike to
out an end to t: eoh. of oppression and earl] and
retake the holy lands that are clear to you
well , your estate. your everything to buy
armor, a sword, and enough food to matte it halfway
across the world, you won' t return but believe
in the muse
Hose hundreds of thousands of good men For over a
hundred years in perpetual war
roughly a thousand were later. your descendants loot:
upon you as the evil aggressor against a supposedly
innocent people and they view your faith which you hold
so new and dear to your heart as a force of
inc hatred and malice
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #4 - milankohoutek [OP]
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>be christian almost thousend years ago
>muslim kills your christian bretheren in southern europe
>defend europe from islam by killing aggressive muslims
>europe is now free from muslims
>fast forward almost thousend years
>nazis lost the great war
>white guilt
>muslims and ******* EVERYWHERE in europe

explain by **********
User avatar #5 to #4 - niggernazi
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very well actually because the templars are just humans like us, who defended our christian land from dirty greedy muslim invaders. you see christianity is very wide spread because we are a very simple and peaceful religion with a loving god who will forgive you for your sins. islam however you must chop the top of your dick off and completely stop eating pork and that is why muslims force their religion on other people because almost no one wants to freely convert to such madness to religion. islam is also one of the few religions that you will get death threathened because of painting the main character which is muhaMAD.

christianity are just superior in every aspect and islam should not be counted as a religion because they just use their ''religion'' as an excuse to no assimilate to the countries in europe they now are trying to reislamicate.

my point is that its time for another crusade, but in europe this time...
User avatar #22 to #5 - alphabetagama
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> force
wat.
That **** didn't happen in ottoman empire times.
User avatar #41 to #4 - biomedic
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the great war was wwI... no nazis involved.
User avatar #8 to #4 - tomahawkkit
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did you just copy someone's comment then sticky yourself?
User avatar #2 - poorjew
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Historyexplain i need your help
#48 to #2 - dyalibya
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#3 to #2 - niggernazi
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>be christian almost thousend years ago   
>muslim kills your christian bretheren in southern europe   
>defend europe from islam by killing aggressive muslims   
>europe is now free from muslims   
>fast forward almost thousend years   
>nazis lost the great war   
>white guilt   
>muslims and ******* EVERYWHERE in europe
>be christian almost thousend years ago
>muslim kills your christian bretheren in southern europe
>defend europe from islam by killing aggressive muslims
>europe is now free from muslims
>fast forward almost thousend years
>nazis lost the great war
>white guilt
>muslims and ******* EVERYWHERE in europe
User avatar #16 to #3 - HenrikVIII
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The crusaders weren't really involved in southern Europe, at least not in liberating it.
What i do know however is that they took several of Croatia's coastal cities for Venice in exchange for transport to the middle east. They got lazy and stopped somewhere in Macedonia. To add insult to injury, they raided Croatia's cities while Croatia was batteling the turkish invasion in the continental area. The parts Croatia lost to the crusaders were not reclaimed until the end of WW1.
#17 - thechosentroll
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Not quite true. Knights and **** were in it for the justice and faith and stuff. The rest of the soldiers were in it for the cash and didn't give too much of a **** who they were killing/raping and pillaging. That's why they made a trail of destruction through christian Europe. I mean, ****, one of the crusades was basically a plan to lower crime rates by promising convicted criminals a pardon if they take part in the crusades. True, those prisoners were used as front line infantry and had the life expectancy of a black guy in a horror film, but they still ****** up a lot of **** before getting to Jerusalem where they were used as cannon fodder.
#21 to #17 - anon id: 8c35df8d
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Actually very little was to do with economic gains. As you just pointed out a lot of criminals were sent with a pardon for their crimes. Now these people were going to war, something that almost any male above the age of about 14 had 1st hand experience in, especially in mainland Europe, they knew full well they were going to die but it gave them a chance to clear themselves of their sins and reach heaven. Many were also peasant conscripts like how the bulk of most armies were constructed, and as peasants travelling with their landlords they would have had to hand over any valuables found. Otherwise face execution for theivery
User avatar #25 to #17 - fuzzyballs
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what exactly makes you an expert ?
User avatar #26 to #25 - thechosentroll
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For starters, we actually learn this **** in history class and there's historic documents left from the crusades that claim all that stuff.
User avatar #27 to #26 - fuzzyballs
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that doesn't really qualify as "expert" but okay
User avatar #28 to #27 - thechosentroll
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Who said I'm an expert? I thought stuff like this was common knowledge.
User avatar #29 to #28 - fuzzyballs
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who said you aren't an expert?
User avatar #30 to #29 - thechosentroll
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I'm not an expert. There, I said it just now.
User avatar #32 to #17 - schnizel
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Well, The Order of Templars kept order.
ba dum ts
User avatar #42 to #17 - steelcrasher
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There were many reasons for the crusades. One was the crime rates true, but the other ones included gaining monopol over pilgrims in holy cities, opening up trade routes to the east, to stop nobles from fighting each other inside the europe, to spread christianity... And some others
User avatar #18 to #17 - europe
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Some knight orders such as Templars may have had heroic codes of honor and whatnot, but that doesn't mean any of them really had any reason to follow them
One of the heroic codes being that a Templar may only draw his sword against a non-knight if the numbers are 4 to 1
#35 to #18 - anon id: 562f9b5b
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other than their religious beliefs if they were true templars
#1 - schnizel
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That feel.
#14 - sorrybut
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>Be me, soldier in the service of the Roman Emperor, Basileus of Byzantion 1200 A.D
>The empire, the firm bulwark of christianity against the mohammedan hordes is falling to the saracens
>Surely our christian brothers in the west will help, we've had our differences for sure, but we are still of the same faith
>The pope authorized the Crusade, and the soldiers of christendom are marching towards us, this is the time
>But wait, they attack us, sack Constantinopolis and divide the empire into squabbling crusader states instead of fighting the saracen
>200 hundred years later the entire greece and balkans fall to the ottomans, the empire forever gone
mfw
#43 to #14 - kurbads
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>mfw 20 years before 4th crusade, maybe, just MAYBE we shouldn't have slaughtered every catholic in Constantiniple
User avatar #47 to #43 - sorrybut
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Maybe the greedy Latin merchants shouldn't have sponsored their own little trade wars inside the city they were living in and none of that would have happened.

But yeah, that was a horrible thing none the less, mostly because there was little discrimination between man woman and child when the slaughter happened. Middle ages were a crazy time indeed.
#40 - steelcrasher
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#9 - markusantonius
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Do not despair , there is hope still .
User avatar #37 to #9 - rarityrarityrarity
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>america is made of foreigners
>black people have been there since the beginning

which retard made this picture?
User avatar #38 to #37 - steelcrasher
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It's from bioshock infinite
User avatar #39 to #38 - rarityrarityrarity
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well that makes more sense
User avatar #7 - wellimnotsure
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Christianity and Islam are equally violent, Islam just promotes extremism better
User avatar #11 to #7 - reginleif
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That makes no sense. I'm not trying to diss or anything I don't understand how both are equally violent yet one promotes more extremism.

Also I'm not saying Christianity is perfect, because clearly it has kinks, but I don't think you can compare a mostly peaceful prophet who wouldn't take a position of power when offered and let himself be killed with no resistance to a guy who led people into battle and gave advice about confrontation.

User avatar #13 to #11 - wellimnotsure
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Both have, in their history allowed horrible crimes against humanity to be committed. Both have books which condone killing is stupid circumstances.

Christian societies in the modern world do not for the most part (except some parts of eastern Europe and sub-Saharan Africa) allow for extremism. Most of the Islamic world allows and in many instances encourages extremism.
#20 to #13 - zebronly
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Wow just the ignorance here...my god are you two trolling or being serious...
#34 to #20 - mcronq
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What is your defense for the Spanish Inquisition, and then when they showed up in the new world and burned all the writings and razed cities of the native civilizations for being heretical?
#49 to #34 - zebronly
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What is your defense for Mosul,Baghdad,Palestine and so on being incited to rebel against a 600+ years of peaceful Ottoman rule and for what? promises of liberty when they already had it in return for what? yep you guessed it petrooooooooooooooool,

Before you blindly throw around reasons about Islamic extremism like you're a bunch of ******* history proffessors or some **** try to go to the said regions and see people if they are extremist or not, I've travelled many many countries from the Canary Islands to Dubai,Thailand,Singapore the list goes on. What I hate is how these guys go around spewing their **** about Muslims oh well I guess we can thank the western media for that
#52 to #49 - schnizel
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>600+ years of peaceful Ottoman rule
#50 to #49 - mcronq
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The Spanish Inquisition and the pillaging of American civilizations was done in the name of Christianity. My point was they both have violent extremism in their history.
#15 to #13 - jimli
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Point me to a passage in the new testament that "condones killing in stupid circumstances"
Point me to a passage in the new testament that "condones killing in stupid circumstances"
User avatar #23 to #15 - wellimnotsure
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Every line of Leviticus
User avatar #31 to #23 - miklthepikl
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thats the jewish bible, while read by christians, it isn't the new testament. thats just the story of jesus doing jesus things
User avatar #51 to #23 - jimli
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Not the New Testament
#45 - ezombio
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Great job funnyjunk.
Alternate views of history is how real historians evaluate it.
#10 - fuckitilli
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