fashion duck. . ONCE ) CK drama its weird how people say “follow your dreams" instead of "follow your ambitions“ because once i had a dream where i worked tor a
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ONCE ) CK
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its weird how people say “follow your dreams" instead of "follow your
ambitions“ because once i had a dream where i worked tor a place that
tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks
only criticized people' s fashion sense
please follow your dream
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User avatar #46 - mrnoodlez (11/01/2013) [-]
True story, no ******** .

I once had a dream in 3rd person (like I was there without a body) where I saw a little girl running in a forest at night as if she was trying to escape, I looked to my left and there was a dark shadow standing in a doorway. I suddenly woke in the dead of night to the sound of static and faint voices, I was freezing cold and felt very weak, almost paralyzed. I could See what I could only describe as black electricity with smoke at the center, it moved slowly but steadily from the corner of my bedroom, and flew over top of me, I tried yelling but I could only make a whimper. Suddenly the figure moved closer to my chest and it felt like someone was driving a truck over me. I tried to move, but I couldn't. I stared intently as what I thought was its face moved in front of mine. I saw a dark decayed leathery face like a mummified corpse, the mouth was open and there were no eyes, only black. The sound got unbearable and I closed my eyes tightly and passed out. In what seemed like seconds I awoke and thank god there was sunlight pouring through my window, I could move and I had never experienced it again. I told my dad and he told me to hook him up with my weed dealer.
User avatar #51 to #46 - keatontheghostfox (11/06/2013) [-]
That's sleep paralysis. It's kind of like dreaming when you're half awake, it happened to me before. For me there was a hanging body in my room with it's arm stretched out towards me and it was calling my name. Then the room started spinning and every time I saw the hanging body it was closer and closer all the while saying my name. It kind of sounded like the voice of the door to the dark brotherhood's hideout in Skyrim.
#42 - iveseensomethings (11/01/2013) [-]
ducks have horrible fashion sense
ducks have horrible fashion sense
#40 - themongoose (11/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #37 - trojandetected (11/01/2013) [-]
When your dreams are impossible to achieve to you but to every one else is do able
That fell
#36 - shadowbreech (11/01/2013) [-]
Well... I'm starting to view the guy on my school's yearbook staff as a duck...
User avatar #35 - undeadwill ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
I had a dream when I was little about ex changing elves that I tried to have sex with.
#34 - haidbz (11/01/2013) [-]
You know that you are only supposed to remember dreams that you wake up partway through, right? So then, why the flying **** did I one night wake up remembering TWO distinctly different dreams in detail?
User avatar #33 - manicekman (11/01/2013) [-]
Haters gonna hate,
Ducks gonna duck,
quack
#30 - keybladewarrior (11/01/2013) [-]
I had a dream that was playing Blitzball with this redhead chick. Then, some 						*******					 came by and broke one of those walls of logic and I woke up almost drowning.
I had a dream that was playing Blitzball with this redhead chick. Then, some ******* came by and broke one of those walls of logic and I woke up almost drowning.
User avatar #29 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (11/01/2013) [-]
I once had a dream where I was walking around through different places, then Samuel L. Jackson would come out from somewhere and shoot me, which made me die and then reappear somewhere else. I don't know how many times this happened in the dream, but every time I just knew that that ************ was out there somewhere coming to get me.
#43 to #29 - psyachu (11/01/2013) [-]
I think you were in a pvp match with him and he was winning

"RESPAWN AGAIN, ************ . I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU!"
User avatar #28 - ragingspacepanda ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Last night I had a dream that I went to Hogwarts... and Snape started playing this bigass piano thing... which opened the front door to a summer camp like area.... then I proceeded to spend the entire dream looking for my lost luggage
User avatar #26 - blackyoshi (11/01/2013) [-]
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#25 - pleasantlybaconii ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Oh god, my dream last night had the potential to be a nightmare.. .   
   
PREMISE: some person gathered a bunch of people and made them torture themselves because they felt guilty for random assorted 						****					   
> (whenever there's violence in my dreams, its gruesome as 						*********					 pleasant).   
>Some random people, i think some actors, people i know etc...   
>Some chick's cutting off her eyebrows,    
>I'm just watching   
>Cringeworthy    
>Then SPONGEBOB 						*************					 SQUAREPANTS    
>This 						*****					 just stands up and is like, "this is stupid, I gotta go to work."    
>Walks out of the room    
>Everybody else realizes how retarded the whole situation is.   
>Everybody talks out why they feel guilty instead (bunch of weird stories)   
>Everything turns out ok.   
   
Thank you, Spongebob, protector of my dreams.
Oh god, my dream last night had the potential to be a nightmare.. .

PREMISE: some person gathered a bunch of people and made them torture themselves because they felt guilty for random assorted ****
> (whenever there's violence in my dreams, its gruesome as ********* pleasant).
>Some random people, i think some actors, people i know etc...
>Some chick's cutting off her eyebrows,
>I'm just watching
>Cringeworthy
>Then SPONGEBOB ************* SQUAREPANTS
>This ***** just stands up and is like, "this is stupid, I gotta go to work."
>Walks out of the room
>Everybody else realizes how retarded the whole situation is.
>Everybody talks out why they feel guilty instead (bunch of weird stories)
>Everything turns out ok.

Thank you, Spongebob, protector of my dreams.
#39 to #25 - belshir (11/01/2013) [-]
At least your dreams have some consistency
>last night
>i am spiderman
>swinging around and doing spiderman ****
>dont actually save people because that means touching the ground
>(find it very hard in a dream were i am flying and such to get back up in the air after landing)
>get up to rooftop
>ash ketchum chalenges you to a battle!
>guy with dog head stands there with pokeball
>its not ashe ketchum
>BUT IT IS
>sends out batman
>i have no pokemon so i beat him up hand to hand
>ash decides that i am no longer entertaining
>pushes me off building
>sowhatimspiderman.jpg
>but i ran out of web paste (brains actual deduction)
>wake up just before landing to the sound of gurren lagaan theme (alarm tone)
make coffe and pancakes tore cover from strange visions, end up here telling complete strangers about the inner most workings of my mind...

booty for your troubles
User avatar #24 - Nastycold (11/01/2013) [-]
I had a dream in which a young Bryan Ferry was both my mother and father. I also completely forgot about my original parents and Bryan Ferry attended all my important life events (graduation, wedding, christening etc.). Also, Errol Flynn often came around my house to play skip rope with me.
#23 - nekolacek (11/01/2013) [-]
YES, i get to use this picture!
#44 to #23 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (11/01/2013) [-]
Do you happen to have a link to the original content?
#45 to #44 - nekolacek (11/01/2013) [-]
Here, enjoy
#47 to #45 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (11/01/2013) [-]
Thank you.
Thank you.
#48 to #47 - nekolacek (11/01/2013) [-]
Oh man... This thing is scary.
Oh man... This thing is scary.
User avatar #22 - aussieftw (11/01/2013) [-]
I had a dream yesterday where I infiltrated the local internet cafe because everybody was doing drugs.
When I finally escaped, at some point I was trying to leave. A guy stabbed me with a needle and said "You're stuck here forever" I just cried out "nooooo" gently and then was woken up.
That's a regular dream for me lately
User avatar #21 - fatpandatoasting (11/01/2013) [-]
I once had a dream of where I amputated my own legs, then I got super sad cause I realized I couldn't walk
#20 - doctorpibber (11/01/2013) [-]
I had a dream I was a turkey in a herd of other turkeys, but I could only gobble in a human voice so the other turkeys shunned me despite my best efforts to communicate with them by literally saying *gobble gobble?*
#19 - feratrox (11/01/2013) [-]
I once had a dream where I woke up in the middle of the night and wanted to get a drink, so I went to the bathroom for a drink, but there were no cups. So I figured I'd just stick my head under the tab to drink, but no matter how hard I tried, my head could not fit between the sink and the tab. Had to check the next morning to see if it was a dream.
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