expert sales technique. . You know, if you lived here, you' d be home by now.. Not going to lie, if someone used that pitch to sell me a house, I would buy it
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expert sales technique

You know, if you lived here,
you' d be home by now.
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Submitted: 05/12/2014
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User avatar #1 - mitchthehugeman (05/12/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Not going to lie, if someone used that pitch to sell me a house, I would buy it
#2 - include (05/13/2014) [-]
#6 - DrollHumor (05/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I actually saw this on a "For Sale" sign whilst stuck in traffic.
Thought it was pretty good, until I realized that road's traffic is always shit, why would I wanna live right by it?
#18 - clechyl (05/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#35 - jmoneyswagj (05/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**jmoneyswagj rolled image**    
my home
**jmoneyswagj rolled image**
my home
#36 to #35 - vgmddg (05/13/2014) [-]
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#4 - shadowrated (05/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#21 - maxey (05/13/2014) [-]
#16 - hamidabuddy (05/13/2014) [-]
I like her dress.
#30 - fuckyosixtyminutes (05/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Isn't this a fairly common sales pitch for renting or selling real estate? I see it all the time for rental complexes in my college town.
#23 - newdevyx (05/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #7 - cnlsanders ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
looks like hank hills house
#44 - anonymous (05/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
ROB ZOMBIE REFERENCE YEAAAAAA!


its in all the movies btw, this is an Easter egg for those who dont recognized it
User avatar #47 to #44 - rootintootinputin (05/14/2014) [-]
if he didnt have the guns to kill people with, he wouldnt be scary at all
#41 - ryuktg (05/13/2014) [-]
This line reminds me Girl; Interrupted every fucking time. And the crazy chick you was obsessed with chicken and laxatives. The movie ruined it
#25 - crazyftw (05/13/2014) [-]
**crazyftw rolled image** well euhh euhmm .. alrighty then
User avatar #22 - IamSofaKingdom (05/13/2014) [-]
Two towns down from me is Bridgeville and its motto is, "if you lived here, you'd be home now"
User avatar #5 - altairibnlaahad (05/13/2014) [-]
"But I'm not going home."
User avatar #40 - swagfagit (05/13/2014) [-]
get this fucking cancer off my site fagit
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