expert sales technique. . You know, if you lived here, you' d be home by now.. Not going to lie, if someone used that pitch to sell me a house, I would buy it expert sales technique You know if you lived here you' d be home by now Not going to lie someone used that pitch sell me a house I would buy it
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User avatar #1 - mitchthehugeman
Reply +204 123456789123345869
(05/12/2014) [-]
Not going to lie, if someone used that pitch to sell me a house, I would buy it
User avatar #42 to #1 - fukkendragonite
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(05/13/2014) [-]
No you wouldn't. Houses aren't just something you buy on a whim.
#24 to #1 - RedHulk
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(05/13/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** Am going to lie and say i did not once fisted two babies then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents...
User avatar #3 to #1 - perform
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie if everyone were like you, I'd be a salesperson.
#9 to #3 - diamondperzik
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie,
But i'd like a three some with you two
#2 - include
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#8 - PenguinsOfMars
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#6 - DrollHumor
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(05/13/2014) [-]
I actually saw this on a "For Sale" sign whilst stuck in traffic.
Thought it was pretty good, until I realized that road's traffic is always ****, why would I wanna live right by it?
#32 to #6 - Orc
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(05/13/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** So you would be home by now. Jesus, boy, do you even pay attention?
#18 - clechyl
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User avatar #33 to #18 - mattimeon
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(05/13/2014) [-]
The longer you look, the faster it goes.
#35 - jmoneyswagj
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**jmoneyswagj rolled image**    
my home
**jmoneyswagj rolled image**
my home
#39 to #35 - onemoreminute
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#36 to #35 - vgmddg
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#43 to #36 - nurples
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#4 - shadowrated
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User avatar #17 to #4 - alucaard
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Not haunted usually means it is haunted which means I'ma drive the price to the ground so I get a cheap home i'll set up for a ghostbusters movie.... Yes.......
#14 to #4 - albertjester
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(05/13/2014) [-]
that seems veeeery suspect to me.
User avatar #15 to #14 - tfwigetbanned
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(05/13/2014) [-]
very suspect xd
#21 - maxey
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#16 - hamidabuddy
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(05/13/2014) [-]
I like her dress.
#30 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Isn't this a fairly common sales pitch for renting or selling real estate? I see it all the time for rental complexes in my college town.
User avatar #46 to #30 - LegititmateKyle
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(05/13/2014) [-]
It is infact, usually in high transit areas, my favorite being between the airport and town. That's where everyone is super tired and is like "**** THAT SOUNDS GREAT"
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