evry tim man. . T str Down! To he " max Hoists. So cam HEAR IT SPLASH. The neighbor that lives above me wakes up at the same time I do every morning, and he pees straight to the water, so while I am peeing I try to compete with him
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T str Down! To he " max
Hoists. So cam HEAR
IT SPLASH
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#4 - lexxyc (12/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
The neighbor that lives above me wakes up at the same time I do every morning, and he pees straight to the water, so while I am peeing I try to compete with him on who hits it harder.

When I exit my house, I normally see him and we exchange looks of respect.
#1 - tedge (12/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i dont get that. when i piss i fucking power launch that shit straight into the deepest part of the water. i want them to hear the power of my penis.
#19 - soule (12/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#5 - IamSofaKingdom (12/06/2013) [+] (11 replies)
My penis is too small to sit and pee.
User avatar #16 to #5 - snakefire (12/06/2013) [-]
How is that even possible?...
#30 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (12/07/2013) [-]
When I'm at a friends house I just piss all over the walls to mark my newly claimed territory.
When I'm at a friends house I just piss all over the walls to mark my newly claimed territory.
User avatar #2 - fladen (12/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
aim to the side of the bowl?
User avatar #23 - defectivetoast (12/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I pee straight into the water to assert my dominance.
#34 - itsbendingtime (12/07/2013) [-]
Pee as loudly as possible into the middle of the water to assert your dominance.
#49 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (12/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
sssssssssssssssss
#50 to #49 - hudge ONLINE (12/07/2013) [-]
Fucking creeper, pissing on my door.
Fucking creeper, pissing on my door.
#31 - deadmuerto (12/07/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I went to the bathroom at my gf's house

it's their fault

they never told me where the bathroom was
#46 to #31 - imakeursammiches (12/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #21 - jaysnk (12/06/2013) [-]
you two niggas get up and leave at the same time.
User avatar #53 - Darianvincent ONLINE (12/07/2013) [-]
What kind of filthy urinating casual hasn't mastered the art of the silent piss?
User avatar #36 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/07/2013) [-]
I've never seen my friends panic as much as when they flush my toilet and it overflows.
User avatar #24 - kaycie (12/07/2013) [-]
I hold it until I can go in my own house
#14 - anonymous (12/06/2013) [-]
Fuck that, I kneel down and pee on the bowl to reduce risk of hitting the water. If you're gonna be retarded, at least do it right.
User avatar #12 - PubLandlord (12/06/2013) [-]
I want them to hear me peeing so they don't think I'm going for a shit
#3 - anonymous (12/06/2013) [-]
i sit down to pee because im to lazy to sit stand
#25 - anonymous (12/07/2013) [-]
God daaam i was gonna make this type off pic ages ago should have done it
User avatar #11 - royrogersmcfreely (12/06/2013) [-]
My friend needs to see a doctor. He pees like a racehorse and shoots it over my friends fence
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