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Ir' " . A MAN IS DATING THREE WOMEN . 3-
i - A man is dating three wemen and wants In decide which to
away. He decides to give them a test. He gives each wanna a ' . .c. '
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all the mean the ti,
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smeel times the . She gaes him back his same and
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wants to save far their future because she loves him at much.
Obviousely, the man was impressed.
The man thaoght far a mag time what each woman had
done with the momy and then he married the we with the
largest beasts
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - Rezzur
Reply +227 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
I don't laugh, I don't thumb. I thumbed.
#146 to #1 - anon id: d4ed31af
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/27/2014) [-]
For a moment there I pictured the guy from Ratatouille
User avatar #9 to #1 - schwerdaddy
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
But did you laugh?
User avatar #21 to #9 - supername
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
Read it again.
User avatar #26 to #21 - schwerdaddy
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
If he doesn't thumb then it implies he didn't laugh. If he thumbed then we cannot guarantee that he laughed because he never said "I will only thumb if I laugh." Propositional logic.
User avatar #132 to #26 - tsacrepus
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(04/27/2014) [-]
"I don't laugh (then), I don't thumb" states directly that if Rezzur doesn't laugh, he won't thumb. Either a person laughs or doesn't, and he says he thumbed, so Rezzur must have laughed.
User avatar #163 to #132 - schwerdaddy
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(04/27/2014) [-]
Thanks for the explanation man, but I admitted my mistake in another comment.
#78 to #26 - anon id: cc560125
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(04/27/2014) [-]
It implied through context, you're not clever
User avatar #36 to #26 - mrdrprofbraeden
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(04/26/2014) [-]
buuuut, you're forgetting that there is only two states of laughing: you are or you aren't. Since he said if he doesn't laugh he doesn't thumb, but he did thumb, then that eliminates the possibility of not laughing and you are left with laughter.
#38 to #36 - grovylethewhite
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
Not necessarily. He could be thumbing in his spare time.
#40 to #38 - mrdrprofbraeden
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
Yes necessarily, did you not hear the man? He said if he doesn't laugh, he doesn't thumb. How could he be thumbing in his spare time if he's not laughing? He clearly said if he no laugh, he no thumb
Yes necessarily, did you not hear the man? He said if he doesn't laugh, he doesn't thumb. How could he be thumbing in his spare time if he's not laughing? He clearly said if he no laugh, he no thumb
User avatar #41 to #40 - grovylethewhite
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
oh don't worry, I understood what you were saying, I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to make a Monty Python reference, hence the quote and the image.
User avatar #42 to #41 - mrdrprofbraeden
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
Oh, my bad. I didn't know that was a monty python reference and I don't recognize the person
User avatar #43 to #42 - grovylethewhite
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Eh, it's a pretty vague reference anyway, so I don't blame you. It's from the argument clinic, hilarious sketch, in case you haven't seen it yet.
User avatar #37 to #36 - schwerdaddy
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(04/26/2014) [-]
****, I think I did misread. I think I interpreted it as "If I laugh, I thumb. I thumbed." Oops
User avatar #39 to #37 - mrdrprofbraeden
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(04/26/2014) [-]
ah, then if that was the case then I would agree with you
User avatar #28 to #26 - supername
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
alright.
User avatar #31 to #1 - realreality
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
I don't laugh, I don't thumb. I thumbed but I didn't laugh.. **** the rules.
User avatar #59 to #1 - zameckis
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(04/27/2014) [-]
he didnt say which colour of thumbs though
#19 - ciacheczko
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(04/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #124 to #19 - loonquawl
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(04/27/2014) [-]
New to me!
#51 - shoxx
Reply +146 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
**shoxx rolled image**
<-Him choosing his wife
#155 to #51 - rokulda
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(04/27/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #52 to #51 - thebigsoldier
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
Nice roll..
#2 - leobreacker
Reply +125 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
Damn it.
Damn it.
#3 - ninex
Reply +108 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
Didn't expact that at all
Didn't expact that at all
#69 - SILENCEnight
Reply +85 123456789123345869
(04/27/2014) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled image** Shouldve went with the smart girl.
User avatar #153 to #69 - guchs
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(04/27/2014) [-]
#69 and Sasha.
Love this roll.
#72 to #69 - married
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(04/27/2014) [-]
Or the one most likely to put out, nice roll btw
Or the one most likely to put out, nice roll btw
#86 to #72 - fappingniggers
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(04/27/2014) [-]
I am pleased with FJ's recent interest in Frank
I am pleased with FJ's recent interest in Frank
#15 - guardianranger
Reply +71 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
can't believe no one has said this yet.

Don't hit me
User avatar #125 to #15 - loonquawl
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(04/27/2014) [-]
**loonquawl hits guardianranger**
#135 to #15 - himyouknowwho
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(04/27/2014) [-]
#29 to #15 - warzon
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
ITS TOO LATE FOR THAT
#30 to #29 - guardianranger
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
You wanna go little man?
#32 to #30 - warzon
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Well apparently I forgot to load up on arm strong pictures.
#34 to #32 - guardianranger
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(04/26/2014) [-]
also this
also this
#33 to #32 - guardianranger
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Lol it's K That was my only one.   
   
Here have this
Lol it's K That was my only one.

Here have this
User avatar #35 to #33 - warzon
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Yaaay
User avatar #47 - technobanana
Reply -16 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
Marry the one you love?....
User avatar #54 to #47 - playerdous
Reply +60 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
He married the pair he loved most.
User avatar #57 to #54 - technobanana
Reply -17 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
Sounded like some misogynistic ********
User avatar #55 to #54 - technobanana
Reply -17 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
tbh i didn't even read the content
User avatar #88 to #55 - toosexyforyou
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/27/2014) [-]
you're so cool
#89 to #88 - technobanana
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(04/27/2014) [-]
Wow... what the atcual ****.. I am done with this site.. 27 red thumbs for saying I didn't want to read this because it sounded like some crap. If you are with 4 women you shouldn't marry any of them marrige is about love not who has the best pair of tits........ I didn't read it because I didn't want to... not to be cool or anything...
Wow... what the atcual ****.. I am done with this site.. 27 red thumbs for saying I didn't want to read this because it sounded like some crap. If you are with 4 women you shouldn't marry any of them marrige is about love not who has the best pair of tits........ I didn't read it because I didn't want to... not to be cool or anything...
User avatar #94 to #89 - tsoper
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(04/27/2014) [-]
you dont belong here, go back to tumblr
#95 to #94 - technobanana
Reply -7 123456789123345869
(04/27/2014) [-]
I don't even have a tumblr account.... So believing in equality and love makes me from tumblr? Well funny junk is clearly full of sociopaths then..
I don't even have a tumblr account.... So believing in equality and love makes me from tumblr? Well funny junk is clearly full of sociopaths then..
User avatar #96 to #95 - tsoper
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(04/27/2014) [-]
>"i am done with this site"

thats what makes you a tumblr user.

and the content is a joke, you certainly dont understand if you actually think thats how we think.
User avatar #97 to #96 - technobanana
Reply -5 123456789123345869
(04/27/2014) [-]
How does that make me a tumblr user? If I had a job and I said "I am done with this job" and left would that also make me a tumblr user?

Obviously the content is a joke but I didn't know that at first..
#103 - ilovehue
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(04/27/2014) [-]
#7 - sandland
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
I don't get it what's so good about them?
User avatar #49 to #7 - gingershavetrolls
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
fuking hell GREAT TITS
#27 to #7 - loops
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
don't forget the boobies!
User avatar #8 to #7 - createdjustnow
Reply +37 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
those are tits, not breasts