english. . if you ever think English is not a language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don' t rhyme, and neith
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if you ever think English is not a
**** language just remember that
read and lead rhyme and read and
lead rhyme, but read and lead
don' t rhyme, and neither do read
andrewd.
This post ****** me up.
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Submitted: 06/17/2014
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User avatar #8 - poutinesalad (06/18/2014) [+] (38 replies)
Better than assigning genders to inanimate objects.
#4 - evilhomer (06/17/2014) [+] (17 replies)
If you still think that the English language isn't 						******					 up enough... "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo " is a grammatically correct sentence  the meaning of the sentence is "The bison from Buffalo, confuse other bison from Buffalo who confuse the bison from Buffalo"
If you still think that the English language isn't ****** up enough... "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo " is a grammatically correct sentence the meaning of the sentence is "The bison from Buffalo, confuse other bison from Buffalo who confuse the bison from Buffalo"
#21 - soldieroffortunemp (06/18/2014) [+] (27 replies)
English: The language that hides in dark alleys and beats up other languages for words and syllables
#1 - swankysausage (06/17/2014) [+] (5 replies)
mfw I'm English and this messed my skull
#2 to #1 - shatt (06/17/2014) [-]
mfw i just read that with the meaning i wanted so it didnt screw with me
#126 - rmoran (06/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
There's a difference between speaking English and speaking English like an asshole. Just because the language gives you the option to use it confusingly doesn't make it 						****					.
There's a difference between speaking English and speaking English like an asshole. Just because the language gives you the option to use it confusingly doesn't make it **** .
#26 - junkyfunn (06/18/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Good luck with this. Read it out loud for maximum effectiveness.
#155 - genericnewfag (06/18/2014) [+] (4 replies)
now you're speaking my language
now you're speaking my language
#156 to #155 - fourchinsbrah (06/18/2014) [-]
britbongs...
User avatar #137 - baditch (06/18/2014) [-]
I think that's why a lot of people like it actually. There's lots of room for word play. Tumblr slut just likes to think she's edgy cultured by revering other languages over her own.
User avatar #175 - landerp (06/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Well at least we don't assign genders to inanimate objects.. *cough* Spanish, German, Hindi, Russian *cough*
#144 - organicglory ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
this didn't confuse me one bit
#159 - Womens Study Major (06/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What do you mean read and read don't rhyme?
I don't see any difference in their pronunciations. Someone prease exprain.
#161 to #159 - butakun (06/18/2014) [-]
"Read" as in "Go read a book" is pronounced "reed."

"Read" as in "I have read many books" is pronounced "red."

"Lead" as in "My pipes are made of lead" is pronounced "led."

"Lead" as in "I will lead my people to freedom" is pronounced "leed."
#115 - buymemilk (06/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
There are no synonyms for synonym
There are no synonyms for synonym
User avatar #174 - kennyh (06/18/2014) [-]
English has some strange tendencies.
You know what other languages do too?
All of them.
User avatar #97 - ryuggu (06/18/2014) [+] (4 replies)
language explain please help
User avatar #99 to #97 - godtherapist (06/18/2014) [-]
Read and Lead can be pronounced in two ways. Each of those pronunciations rhyme with another but the alternates do not.


For clarification I will use phonetic spelling:

Reed and Leed rhyme.
Red and Led rhyme.
Reed and Led do not.
Red and Leed do not.
User avatar #66 - northleech (06/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
In Swedish you can say Såg såg såga sågens såg (pretty sure you can add more to it)
User avatar #30 - shinymew (06/18/2014) [-]
For those who are having a problem

just remember that read (rēd) and lead (lēd = leadership ) rhyme and read (red) and lead (led = pencil lead ) rhyme, but rēd and led don't rhyme, and neither do red and lēd
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