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Portia was surprised I didn' t try to scare her
on Halloween. I' m gonna hide in the
cupboard. Keep this tweet between the 23
million of us.
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I can' t get in the cupboard myself so asked
the housekeeper to boost me. I wish I could
say this is the weirdest thing I' asked her
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You know in retrospect, there are a few
things I wish I had done before I got in this
cupboard. Nobody tweet about running
water for awhile.
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I heard Portia come into the kitchen, but she
didn' t open the cupboard. She just shook a
bell for minutes and left. Strange.
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It wasn' t Portia. It was one of the eats with a
toy, Mystery solved.
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I just played Heads Up! with myself for an
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There' s some jam on the wall of this
cupboard. You know you' been hiding in a
cupboard too long when wall jam starts to
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How could anyone get jam on a cupboard
wall? That' s disgusting. I wonder what flavor
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It' s raspberry.
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I can' t believe Portia hasn' t found me. Isn' t
she worried about where I am? After I scare
the pants off her, we need to have a serious
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The housekeeper just left. I think Portia
might be out. I have literally no idea how I' m
gonna get out of here.
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I just texted Portia to come get me down
from the cupboard. She was hiding in our
closet waiting to scare me.
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