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Portia was surprised I didn' t try to scare her
on Halloween. I' m gonna hide in the
cupboard. Keep this tweet between the 23
million of us.
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I can' t get in the cupboard myself so asked
the housekeeper to boost me. I wish I could
say this is the weirdest thing I' asked her
to do.
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You know in retrospect, there are a few
things I wish I had done before I got in this
cupboard. Nobody tweet about running
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I heard Portia come into the kitchen, but she
didn' t open the cupboard. She just shook a
bell for minutes and left. Strange.
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It wasn' t Portia. It was one of the eats with a
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I just played Heads Up! with myself for an
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There' s some jam on the wall of this
cupboard. You know you' been hiding in a
cupboard too long when wall jam starts to
look good.
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How could anyone get jam on a cupboard
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It' s raspberry.
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I can' t believe Portia hasn' t found me. Isn' t
she worried about where I am? After I scare
the pants off her, we need to have a serious
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The housekeeper just left. I think Portia
might be out. I have literally no idea how I' m
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I just texted Portia to come get me down
from the cupboard. She was hiding in our
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#1 - DrollHumor ONLINE (05/15/2014) [+] (17 replies)
Goddamn that's adorable.   
This is the kind of relationship I want.
Goddamn that's adorable.
This is the kind of relationship I want.
User avatar #2 to #1 - adu ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
One where your girlfriend is in the closet?
#9 - houseofscarlet (05/15/2014) [-]
"How could anyone get jam on a cupboard wall? That's disgusting. I wonder what flavor it is."   
   
...   
   
"It's raspberry."   
   
Fake or not, I still lost it.
"How could anyone get jam on a cupboard wall? That's disgusting. I wonder what flavor it is."

...

"It's raspberry."

Fake or not, I still lost it.
#8 - nozmac (05/15/2014) [-]
I don't think thats the first time portia's been hiding in the closet.
#19 - maddognoland (05/15/2014) [+] (5 replies)
**maddognoland rolled image** mfw 'its raspberry'
**maddognoland rolled image** mfw 'its raspberry'
#3 - selfdenyingbeggar (05/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
both of them watching TB while Ellen Tweets ******** to get more fame
User avatar #10 to #3 - eezo (05/15/2014) [-]
Yeah almost like she's a comedian or something
User avatar #6 - tittylovin (05/15/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Le so quirky lesbos!
#21 - crazyftw (05/15/2014) [+] (30 replies)
**crazyftw rolled image** ellen is fabulous!
User avatar #93 - imakejewburgers (05/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I like Ellen, a lot of people give her **** about her comedy, but I think she's pretty funny.
User avatar #47 - cocainecowboy (05/15/2014) [+] (31 replies)
this is somewhat off topic but im sharing my opinion. It's refreshing seeing how the internet community is way more accepting of gay people.. im not gay, i just think its ****** up to tell someone not to do something that does not impact them, especially when its something as small as sexual preference
#61 - fourchinsbrah (05/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
and not a single chuckle was had that day...
and not a single chuckle was had that day...
#60 - finntastic (05/15/2014) [-]
**finntastic rolled image** Ellen DeGeneres is gay. I bet she kisses boys faget.

jk, I really think this was pretty funny. Mfw "wall jam starts to look good"
#29 - Lewx (05/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Jesus Christ, what the hell happened to Portia De Rossi.
I was legitimately scared when i first saw her in the new ( ****** ) Arrested Development season.
+2
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User avatar #46 - mrgoodlove (05/15/2014) [-]
That sounds like the type of relationship that's gonna last a lifetime
#122 - igotcandy (05/15/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**igotcandy rolled image** MFW lesbians
User avatar #126 to #122 - ltbuttstrong ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
See, I'm a fan of MLP and that pic disturbs me to no end
#104 - flaminator (05/15/2014) [-]
**flaminator rolled image** Oh Ellen..
#94 - Ulmer ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #5 - ronyx (05/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is why **** shows like TMZ exist.
#38 to #5 - rottenrelish (05/15/2014) [-]
Tmz the show where they constantly mock famous people and ask them idiotic questions? How is it related
User avatar #141 - iamspika ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
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Yeah, but that one doesn't **** up everyone on the way and usually throw you out of bounds.
And that siren. I still have nightmares about it.
#25 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
yeah. then again we remember that this story is made up
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