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#153 - flutterbye
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(02/11/2014) [-]
Open poutine shop, call it Vladimir Poutine, and decorate the store exclusively with portraits of Vladimir Putin.
Then struggle to evade Russian assassins for the rest of your life, all whilst serving up fresh homemade poutine, with a hearty taste that can thaw the frozen heart of Judo master dictator.
User avatar #192 to #153 - mephistesulfurion
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(02/13/2014) [-]
I don't want to be that guy but... "Poutine" is the French spelling of Putin...So I guess that doesn't make it a parody?
#161 to #153 - swagbot
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(02/11/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ... this is magic.