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User avatar #1 - stealthnull (07/22/2014) [-]
this is how you get alcohol poisoning.
#2 - jwagswashere (07/22/2014) [-]
you would be dead after the first hour and a half of the first movie
you would be dead after the first hour and a half of the first movie
#21 - chuffberry ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
finish the bottle whenever frodo stops and looks behind him and gives the camera that stupid constipated look.
User avatar #39 to #21 - azraelthemage (07/30/2014) [-]
*poses for the cover of a new age album.
#24 - impureparadox (07/23/2014) [-]
That **** is weak.

>Watch "Wolf on Wall Street"
>Drink every time you hear the work " **** , ****** , ******* , etc."
>Post if you live.
User avatar #26 to #24 - sphincterface (07/23/2014) [-]
There'd be more alcohol in you than blood if you survive.
#7 - John Cena (07/22/2014) [-]
I'd like to try a drinking game... Too bad I don't drink alcohol. Yeah, I'm one of those weirdos who don't like to get drunk.
User avatar #12 to #7 - demandsgayversion (07/22/2014) [-]
Just do heroin instead.
User avatar #8 to #7 - klaes (07/22/2014) [-]
Surprisingly, not everyone drinks to get drunk. There's a extremely rare sub-species of alcohol drinkers who(brace yourself).... drink for the taste and don't get wasted every time they find themselves with booze.

Sounds out of this world, right? I hear there's also people who drink coca-cola for the taste, not just to get fat. What a weird world.
#20 to #8 - John Cena (07/23/2014) [-]
Those people also can't play many drinking games...since the goal of those is too--gasp--get wasted.
User avatar #18 to #8 - sirgawain (07/23/2014) [-]
Eh, I've tasted wine and sake so far. I'm not much of a fan of the taste of alcohol, personally. The sake tasted like flaming hand sanitizer.
My own taste buds are aligned towards sweet drinks, rather than alcohol.
I understand, however, that others have different tastes.
#27 to #18 - John Cena (07/23/2014) [-]
you sound like somebody who hasnt even attempted to try more than 2 types of alcohol. expand your horizons
User avatar #38 to #18 - thisistheguy (07/23/2014) [-]
Grab a friend and drink some craft beers it's a lot of fun if you just want to try different **** and not get plastered if you start early enough you can kill a six pack between the two of you and be real sober by the time you go to bed
#10 to #8 - John Cena (07/22/2014) [-]
It's just a lot cheaper when you drink to get pissed and don't care how much it tastes like tramp's piss.

I haven't ever tasted a 'decent' beer, doesn't stop me drinking.
#17 to #7 - nilesfam (07/23/2014) [-]
Weed Games!
User avatar #31 - azraelthemage (07/23/2014) [-]
Ya'll are pussies. Take a shot whenever they say " **** " in Scarface. Scarface - The F Word
User avatar #3 - lanfear (07/22/2014) [-]
awww yis lord of the rings
#22 - toguro (07/23/2014) [-]
Russian Mode:   
   
Drink every time Gandalf says something cryptic
Russian Mode:

Drink every time Gandalf says something cryptic
#29 - Petarded (07/23/2014) [-]
I played this game once, it ended with my friend having a concussion 1 symptom away from needing to call an ambulance to come and get, all in all tenouttaten would re-do
#32 - mymommasallama (07/23/2014) [-]
me and a friend played a drinking game with trrailer park boys.    
take a shot whenever mr. lahey makes a 			********		 or takes a drink or whenever ricky mis-pronounces something. after three episodes...we were the liquor
me and a friend played a drinking game with trrailer park boys.
take a shot whenever mr. lahey makes a ******** or takes a drink or whenever ricky mis-pronounces something. after three episodes...we were the liquor
#33 to #32 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
TPB WOOHOO!!! ******* Netflix not putting seasons 8 and 9 up.
User avatar #34 to #33 - mymommasallama (07/23/2014) [-]
and ******* swearnet trying to make me pay for season 8. although ive considered subscribing for a month just to watch the new sea.....wait a goddamn second, i knew about season 8, but they made season 9??? now my consideration of subscribing to swearnet for a month just to watch them is much more tempting...
#35 to #34 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
It's some real greasy 			****		.
It's some real greasy **** .
User avatar #23 - EdwardNigma (07/23/2014) [-]
>Entire fellowship on screen
***** , Borormir dies in the first movie, and Gandalf goes to play patty cake with Satan even sooner. That rule doesn't really work super good.
#14 - xtwinblade (07/23/2014) [-]
This drinking game is no joke, if you dont cheat you wont even see the end of the movie.

I actually tried this game with a couple of friends. We were out before they had even left rivendell.
This is ******* insane, you need to use like 4% vodka if you actually want to see the credits.
User avatar #5 - Garblestickleshlop (07/22/2014) [-]
I don't understand how people play drinking games like this. When I'm drinking, I can only remember maybe 4 -5 rules.
#6 to #5 - tomowrath (07/22/2014) [-]
>common sense
User avatar #9 to #6 - Garblestickleshlop (07/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, I obviously know to have the list with me, but because I don't have them memorized I just end up rereading the list for the whole movie/episode to see if what just happened was on the list. Drinking games with less rules are much better. I usually just pick like 5 off the list to follow instead.
#4 - herbolifee (07/22/2014) [-]
Half an hour later
#15 to #4 - xtwinblade (07/23/2014) [-]
the opening sequence contains 80% of all the close ups of the ring in the entire movie.   
   
YFW another closeup before you can even put your glass down.
the opening sequence contains 80% of all the close ups of the ring in the entire movie.

YFW another closeup before you can even put your glass down.
#37 - John Cena (07/23/2014) [-]
i plated with these rules once. worst hangover i've ever had
User avatar #30 - welfarekid (07/23/2014) [-]
this is apparently a solo drinking game
#28 - funkmasterjunk (07/23/2014) [-]
**funkmasterjunk rolled image** what i think of that **** !
User avatar #25 - demented ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Joke's on you I was already playing this game before I saw the post
User avatar #16 - bhartigan (07/23/2014) [-]
13. Drink when Sam is a badass
#13 - ninjawizards (07/22/2014) [-]
Small story time because I am small faggot.
>Be 17 and go to small party with a few friends
>Never been drunk before but think "Hwey why not"
>We play Innuendo LOTR game where everything that could be construed in anyway sexually in the film is drunk to
>Key part of the story is that we are all immature *****
>Don't really remember it too well but there's a video of me running into a wall and saying "Whoa that wall was fast."
>MFW
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