dracula. . U sled ks: when you map a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a or does it slowly rise like Dracula from his cotten neith
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U sled ks:
when you map a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up
immediately like a or does it slowly rise like Dracula
from his cotten
neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series
of mystic chants and
i worry about the people on here sometimes
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Submitted: 01/04/2014
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#16 - bizzar (01/05/2014) [+] (7 replies)
both, wack-a-dracula
both, wack-a-dracula
#18 to #16 - roflstorm (01/05/2014) [-]
Count Wackula
#1 - doujinshi (01/04/2014) [+] (5 replies)
#6 - boneristic (01/05/2014) [+] (5 replies)
mfw I have to dance and chant every time before giving a blowjob
#22 - darthsanti (01/05/2014) [+] (6 replies)
actually is like this
actually is like this
#11 - I Am Monkey (01/05/2014) [-]
George Michael - Careless Whisper
It can only be summoned by the sax solo from Careless Whisper
#20 - witislimited (01/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#38 - superintrovert (01/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That's a difficult question, you need to factor in size, horniness and positioning before you even begin to arrive at an answer.
#3 - iheartjackiechan (01/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Most guys wear underwear, so neither.
If they aren't wearing underwear, the boner usually slides down one of the pant legs and gets stuck.
If, however, the guy is not wearing underwear and his boner is pointed towards his belly button, it will still do neither. If he's standing it will slowly fall out, if he's sitting or lying down, it will stay down.
#17 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (01/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #24 - vladhellsing (01/05/2014) [-]
Whack-a-Dracula.
#34 - snakefire (01/05/2014) [+] (24 replies)
Im a small guy and a slightly above average cock so it's already sticking out of my pants if I have a boner.

So to answer the question, neither. Its just there in your face before you unbutton my pants.
#46 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stupid and unfunny. welcome to tumblr.
#49 to #46 - dontknowmeatall (01/05/2014) [-]
so is your comment.
User avatar #15 - evilanakie (01/05/2014) [-]
what i have seen from my years of watching various types of porn
whack a mole is closer
User avatar #95 - demandsgayversion (01/05/2014) [-]
It does pop up, and that is the most satisfying part. (not really, but still pretty satisfying)
#67 - niggasaurus (01/05/2014) [-]
Depends on da angle of da dangle
Depends on da angle of da dangle
#58 - jarofdirt (01/05/2014) [-]
Cock related
#14 - pacs (01/05/2014) [-]
" the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series
of mystic chants "
oh good i thought i was the only one ...
#100 - ineedthistothumb (01/05/2014) [-]
At first I thought it was going to be a joke about Schrodinger's Penis.
User avatar #84 - residentblackman (01/05/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Not like the introverted, overweight, anime reading girls on tumblr will even get a dick. not to mention most of them are dykes or "gender fluid" only thing fluid about them is their fat ass
#99 to #84 - llamagaga (01/05/2014) [-]
>introverted, overweight, anime reading

I get so much dick that I'm actually pregnant right now
your argument is invalid.
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