dracula. . U sled ks: when you map a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a or does it slowly rise like Dracula from his cotten neith dracula U sled ks: when you map a guys pants while he has boner does it pop up immediately like or slowly rise Dracula from his cotten neith
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U sled ks:
when you map a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up
immediately like a or does it slowly rise like Dracula
from his cotten
neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series
of mystic chants and
i worry about the people on here sometimes
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#16 - bizzar
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(01/05/2014) [-]
both, wack-a-dracula
both, wack-a-dracula
#18 to #16 - roflstorm
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Count Wackula
#21 to #18 - straightbusta
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Cock Blockula
Cock Blockula
User avatar #29 to #21 - matamune
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(01/05/2014) [-]
Dat Gif
#25 to #18 - bizzar
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#40 to #18 - xuphra
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Cock Blockula
#41 to #40 - roflstorm
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User avatar #102 to #18 - roflstorm
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(01/06/2014) [-]
HOW IS THIS COMMENT IN 1ST PLACE WHEN THERE'S SOME OTHER DUDE WITH 400+ THUMBS
#1 - doujinshi
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User avatar #101 to #1 - schmuxy
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(01/06/2014) [-]
I just want to know what the original is.
User avatar #12 to #1 - playercz
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(01/05/2014) [-]
im scared a little
#28 to #12 - ryuktg
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(01/05/2014) [-]
im arroused. fully aroused
#35 to #1 - tears
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#51 to #1 - colbraabb
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#6 - boneristic
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(01/05/2014) [-]
mfw I have to dance and chant every time before giving a blowjob
User avatar #33 to #6 - AnFour
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(01/05/2014) [-]
only facebook fags use that reaction image.
User avatar #85 to #33 - wetturtle
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thank you
User avatar #52 to #6 - haqq
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(01/05/2014) [-]
phanact is that you?
#9 to #6 - bann
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(01/05/2014) [-]
Well are you male or female? Different chants and short cuts for each gender dontcha know.
User avatar #53 to #6 - EnemySpy
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(01/05/2014) [-]
You look a little young for that
#22 - darthsanti
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(01/05/2014) [-]
actually is like this
actually is like this
#31 to #22 - secretdestroyers
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(01/05/2014) [-]
I guess that'd make you a fire-crotch!
#32 to #22 - kibbleking
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(01/05/2014) [-]
[Asian intensifies]
#23 to #22 - ReignFox
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#30 to #22 - mangostormlegend
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User avatar #39 to #22 - flowerpotofdeath
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(01/05/2014) [-]
***** I think you accidentally Chuthulu
User avatar #44 to #39 - chthulhu
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(01/05/2014) [-]
That ***** totally accidentally me.
#11 - I Am Monkey
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(01/05/2014) [-]
George Michael - Careless Whisper
It can only be summoned by the sax solo from Careless Whisper
#20 - witislimited
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User avatar #26 to #20 - meganinja
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(01/05/2014) [-]
Because I control what's posted.
#38 - superintrovert
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(01/05/2014) [-]
That's a difficult question, you need to factor in size, horniness and positioning before you even begin to arrive at an answer.
User avatar #62 to #38 - kristovsky
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(01/05/2014) [-]
thank you randy marsh.
#3 - iheartjackiechan
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(01/04/2014) [-]
Most guys wear underwear, so neither.
If they aren't wearing underwear, the boner usually slides down one of the pant legs and gets stuck.
If, however, the guy is not wearing underwear and his boner is pointed towards his belly button, it will still do neither. If he's standing it will slowly fall out, if he's sitting or lying down, it will stay down.
User avatar #37 to #3 - nustix
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(01/05/2014) [-]
That really depends on the guy though.
User avatar #7 to #3 - Durp
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(01/05/2014) [-]
What I learned on fj today is...!
#17 - anotheroneonearth
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Comment Picture
#60 to #17 - jarofdirt
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#61 to #17 - newdevyx
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**newdevyx rolled a random image posted in comment #7283422 at Safe For Work Random Board ** he certainly wants to drill that woman.